I read this a long time ago in a JY translation site. Suddenly thought of it today. So, I post it here for u guys to read for a laugh. :)
Shi Po Tian vs Sweeper Monk
Let's do a comparison:
Who is smarter?
Sek Poh Tin is not stupid, but the Sweeper Monk is really sharp.
Sek Poh Tin: 0 Sweeper Monk: 1
Who is more saintly?
Sek Poh Tin, obviously.
Sek Poh Tin: 1 Sweeper Monk: 1
Who has better luck with women?
Sek Poh Tin has a bit of luck. The Sweeper Monk is, well, a monk.
Sek Poh Tin: 2 Sweeper Monk: 1
Who has nuttier martial arts?
The Sweeper Monk is just really strong, but Sek Poh Tin's skills are just bizarre.
Sek Poh Tin: 3 Sweeper Monk: 1
Who is more weird?
The Sweeper Monk observed the two nasties in the Shaolin temple and didn't say anything.
Sek Poh Tin: 3 Sweeper Monk: 2
Who is the better cook?
Sek Poh Tin wins this one.
Sek Poh Tin: 4 Sweeper Monk: 2
Who is better at cleaning up?
Tie. The Sweeper Monk is the world's best janitor, but Sek Poh Tin does laundry as well.
Sek Poh Tin: 4 Sweeper Monk: 2
The Sweeper Monk gets a 10 point bonus for being bald. For having the better name, Gow Dzap Jhung gets a bonus of 5000 points.
Thus, in my highly scientific analysis, Sek Poh Tin wins by a score of 5004-12 (with a standard deviation of +/- 2 points).
Posted by: David Yan
Date: Thursday, 31 May 2001, at 11:02 p.m.
Wei Xiao Bao vs Sweeper Monk+Shi Po Tian
Wai Siu Boe should be the most powerful fighter of all. He could talk himself out of trouble and he has the one invincible martial arts style that no other fighter can match. LUCK!!! He has defeated all his opponents with luck.
let's do another comparison.
both sweeper monk and sek por tin can defeat their opponents with kung fu, but wsb doesn't need it. he'll just make you turn around and then he'll stab you.
wsb 1pt the other 2 0pt
sweeper monk is a monk and has no woman while sek por tin only has one woman. wsb, with 7 wives and mabye more after the story ended.
wsb 7pts and the other 2 0pts.
i forgot, but how many opponents have both sweeper monk and sek por tin defeated. oh well
wsb 200pts and the other 2 200pts for defeating 200 opponents each. well, it's probably a lot more or a lot less, but no time to count.
who's smarter?
jm 5 pts, sek por tin 2 pts, and wsb 10000 pts.
who's got more money?
wsb $2 million something (around there) during the ching dynasty. jm $0 cause he's a monk. sek por tin $10 maybe during the ming dynasty.
wsb 2million pts. jm and sek por tin 10pts, but $10 in the ming dynasty is like $100 in the ching dynasty.
so the pts are. wsb 2million pts. sek por tin and sm 100pts.
so the total is ws 1 billion some odd pts (give or take from other stuff that i didn't mention), while sek por tin and jm combine are less than a 1000 pts.
therefore, wsb is invincible!!!
Posted by: dgkd
Date: Friday, 1 June 2001, at 3:04 p.m.
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