Custom clans in the JY universe

[bliss]

Ever wondered what the face of wulin would look like if all the characters in the JY canon were free to form their own clans banding together with those who were most like themselves? Here's a few new clans I came up with with their respective members.

The Rapists Clan:
lead by the Blood Sabre Elder, members include Yun Zhonghe, Tian Baguong, Ouyang Ke, Yang Xiao, Cheng Kun and Wei Xiaobao

The Raging Alcoholics:
lead by Xiao Feng, members include Zui Qianqiu, Linghu Chong, Mr. Paint

The Student, Teacher and Pedophilic Relationships Clan:
lead by Wuyazi, members include Yang Guo, Xiaolongnu, Huang Yaoshi

The Ambiguously Incestuous Clan:
Duan Yu and his Sister/Cousins Zhong Ling, Mu Wanqing, Wang Yuyan and Murong Fu, Ouyang Feng (kind of), Zhu Er (Yun Li)

The Blindly Faithful and Subservient Wife Clan:
Xiao Zhao, Shang Er, Mu Nianci

The Plain Blind Clan:
Xie Xun, Lin Pingzhi, Zuo Lengchan and his blind lackeys, Ah Zhi, You Tanzhi, Ke Zhen Er

Drag Queen Clan:
Dongfang Bubai, Yue Buqun, Lin Pingzhi

The Spinsters Club:
Tianshan Tonglao, Mie Jue, Li Mochou, Guo Xiang

Anyone else think of any other interesting clans or add to the ones I've made?

[Guo Xiang]

How is Yang Xiao a rapist? And Cheng Kun while having an affair with Madam Yang, note that it was a mutual relationship. I've never quite heard of Cheng Kun raping a woman... Did he rape Xie Xun's wife or merely killed her? I don't remember. o.O()

[JigSta]

He either raped her or tried to rape her.

[Yang Ming]

Cheng Kun raped Xie Xun's wife before killing her.

[kidd]

Who r Blood Sabre Elder, Zui Qianqiu and Mr.Paint ? Which novel(s) are they from?

[Ken Cheng]

How is Yang Xiao a rapist?

Gei Hiu Fu did not give him consent to have sex with her. Later, after the fact, she decided she didn't regret it, but nevertheless, she did not give him consent prior to the act. That's rape.

Yeung Siu is a likable guy, but he's still a rapist.

[CC]

The Angry Spinster Club.

TSTL, MJST and LMC.


Imagine what happens to the poor guy who runs into them.

[bliss]

I think Gei Hiufu has Stockholm syndrome.

Zui Qianqiu is the wine drinking expert that Linghu Chong meets. Mr Paint is the 4th brother of the Four Playfellows South of the River. The Blood Sabre Elder is from Secret of the Linked Cities. In fact, his whole Blood Sabre Clan is dedicated to rape ...

Haha ... Spinsters Club ... uh oh that means you gotta throw Guo Xiang into that gang.

So far I think the Student, Teacher, and Pedophilic Relationships Clan looks to be the strongest. Quite odd that the Rapist Clan has the most numbers ... didn't realize until listing them all out how many rapists there were in the novels.

[Carefree Assassin]

u missed out Ke Zhen E from the plain blind clan

[Yang Guo]

Zhu Er as in the one from Sword & the Exquisiteness? or am I thinking of the wrong Zhu Er?

[junzi]

Zhu Er as in the one from Sword & the Exquisiteness? or am I thinking of the wrong Zhu Er?

That Zhu Er is Yin Li from HSDS.

[Yang Guo]

That Zhu Er is Yin Li from HSDS.

OH her... thanks for the clear up

[Arching_Hero]

The Blindly Faithful and Subservient Wife Clan:
Xiao Zhao, Shang Er, Mu Nianci

Can Huang Rong count as this clan's member. She's a faithful wife & willing to die with Guo Jing

[???]The Dead but Noble Hero Clan:
Qiao Feng, Guo Jing[???]

[letalforever]

oh nvm...erps

[bliss]

Can Huang Rong count as this clan's member. She's a faithful wife & willing to die with Guo Jing

I don't think Huang Rong was as blindly faithful as these girls were. She DID get mad and run away from Guo Jing for awhile in LOCH.

[Guo Xiang]

Gei Hiu Fu did not give him consent to have sex with her. Later, after the fact, she decided she didn't regret it, but nevertheless, she did not give him consent prior to the act. That's rape.

Yeung Siu is a likable guy, but he's still a rapist.

Cheng Kun raped Xie Xun's wife before killing her.

I see. Thanks.

Haha ... Spinsters Club ... uh oh that means you gotta throw Guo Xiang into that gang.

Yes. I'm a spinster. T____T

[charbydis]

The Toxicology Investigation Clan:

Headed by Ou Yang Feng , members including of Ding Chun Qiu, Huang Nan Gu, Cheng Ling Su and her schoolmates, He Hong Yao, He Tie Shou and the rest of the Five Poison Sect.

Junior members are Ou Yang Ke, Huo Du, Wei Xiao Bao.

The Angry Wives Union:

Headed by Qiu Qian Che, members consisting of Yi Lin's mum, Huang Nan Gu, Madame Wang (Ah Lor).

The "I can't control my Attractiveness" Clan

Co-headed by Yang Guo and Xiao Long Nu, senior member is Duan Zheng Chun, members include Zhang Wu Ji, Purple-robed Dragon King, Wang Yu Yan, Duan Yu.

[qiaofeng]

The Toxicology Investigation Clan:

Headed by Ou Yang Feng , members including of Ding Chun Qiu, Huang Nan Gu, Cheng Ling Su and her schoolmates, He Hong Yao, He Tie Shou and the rest of the Five Poison Sect.

Junior members are Ou Yang Ke, Huo Du, Wei Xiao Bao.

The Angry Wives Union:

Headed by Qiu Qian Che, members consisting of Yi Lin's mum, Huang Nan Gu, Madame Wang (Ah Lor).

The "I can't control my Attractiveness" Clan

Co-headed by Yang Guo and Xiao Long Nu, senior member is Duan Zheng Chun, members include Zhang Wu Ji, Purple-robed Dragon King, Wang Yu Yan, Duan Yu.

maybe u shld add li mochou to the poison clan as well. n i think ding chun qiu shld head the clan, since his poison seems much deadlier. + hes much more psychotic

[Zhuge Liang]

Perhaps Ho Hong Yeuk can be an honourary member of the Spinsters club. Even tho the Golden Snake was alive she was still effectively jilted and a bit crazy because of it.

Problem is alot of these clans contain personalities who are used to being dominant and could not tolerate the others. I mean lock the spinsters club in a room and within 5 mins there will be bloodshed.

[Guo Xiang]

Perhaps Ho Hong Yeuk can be an honourary member of the Spinsters club. Even tho the Golden Snake was alive she was still effectively jilted and a bit crazy because of it.

Problem is alot of these clans contain personalities who are used to being dominant and could not tolerate the others. I mean lock the spinsters club in a room and within 5 mins there will be bloodshed.

Hmm talk about He Hongyao... should there be a jilted clan too?