Desperate Housewives

[misao ohgami]

OMG! you must tell me what happen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i have to get a smog test tomorrow (car registration on tuesday, the car is mine now ) & my bf was working on my car... i just got home. so i missed tonight's episode & also grey's anatomy.

Why did Susan have to get an MRI? She's pathetic, I mean remember last last episode with the bowling? she's so stupid & she always want to get involved with everyone's business.

how about the applewhites? any new news?

hahahaahahahhahaa.... hell yeah! i love the nun, she's so vicious. i mean, i love the actress that plays the nun. she looks so innocent & yet she's has it going on. i think the nun might like carlos, probably cuz he's converting to good & i think her goal is for gabrielle & carlos to divorce cuz she thinks gabrielle is bad for carlos.

[Suet Seung]

Spoiler



You wanna read it huh?



You wanna read it and get spoiled? U wanna die?



Okay you asked for it.


The episode starts off with Susan. Susan arrives on a blind date with the guy from Alley Mcbeal. He tries to be funny and tells her jokes using racial jokes, then he tries to tease her but then afraid that it would offend her and tries hopelessly to explains. Nothing he says makes her laugh. So I think she dropped something and he puts his head down to pick it up and at the same time she puts her head down to pick it up also and guess what happens? Come on guess! Okay well their heads hit. And as you know Susan's head is like a big rock, so they end up at the hospital and this hot doctor is checking Susan's blind date. He then tells a really bad joke to the doctor and continues to tell another. The doctor then turns to Susan and she asks him to accept her in the hospital for one night just to avoid her blind date because she finds him annoying and needless to say their blinddate is horrible. He says no but instead, he says to the blind date guy that he needs to stay a night for check up. So Susan looks at the doctor and smiles and the Doctor winks at her. The blind date also sees that and sees that the jokes on him.

Next scene everyone at Wisteria lane is going to the annual blood drive set up at their block. And the Five of housewives are sitting together looking at the Applewhites and Betty sees Susan looking at her and waves. Susan says omg, she saw me staring at her. They discuss how suspicious and odd that a dead body ends up in front of the Applewhite's home. Zach Young shows up at the blood drive and talks with the person who does blood drive and it turns out Zach has AB blood which is really rare. And that person tells him he's the second person today who has AB blood and he asks who else has AB blood and that person points to Mike, whos walking away and Zach looks at Mike.

Betty Applewhite's son asks why she's being so nice to the neighbors and she tells him, its best to be nice so no one would suspect them or something or other I don't remember. So back to the housewives, they discuss that Bree should ask that cop guy who investigated her husband's death about the Applewhites. And Bree hestiates. So then Bree asks that cop guy out for lunch or something and she asks the cop guy to do a background check on the Applewhites because something is not right about the Applewhites and they're odd and there was a dead body that was found in front of their house. The cop guy refuses and asks whether its the only reason Bree asked him out for lunch. And she asks why? He says he thought it was a date. And she rejects him naturally. And he turns on her and says how come you can't consider it a date when u got engaged to the guy who killed your husband. And then she says she'll pay the bill and he says he insists on paying the bill. Then he tells her he'll drive her home and she refuses. And then he tells her that she drank too much already give him the keys. She refuses again and tells him she only drank a little wine. And yadda yadda yadda...he follows her and stops her with the siren and also arrests her. The hooker at jail asks her how much she makes and she says 500. And then a cop comes to release her and she says she doesn't have any money and her car is impounded. So the cop says she has to walk home or something.

So she walks and then Betty Applewhite happens to see her and offers her a ride. Bree then makes excuses not to ride in Betty's car. Finally she rides in Betty's car and then they get into a some word sparring because Betty believes Bree was really driving while being drunk bc her husband just died and the George incident and saying that words get around. And then Bree gets mad says that Betty should be the one who something something and the dead body showing up attheir front house. Yadda Yadda Yadda Blah blahb lah.
So Betty knows they suspect her. So she calls up Edie saying she wants to sell the house.

Then it turns to Gabrielle...one of the gardeners comments how the Solis sure have a wild life. And she asks what? And he shows her a naked picture of her. It turns out the BF she had before Carlos, she gave naked pics of her to him as a gift and he used it to post on the internet. Gabby begs her Carlos to go and beat her ex bf up and get the pictures back. Carlos says he wants to be a good catholic and refuses to beat him up because he's already gone to jail for his past aggressiveness. So Gabby got mad n goes out on the porch to do yoga and strips everything she has on showing everyone her nude body. The gardeners drool over her. Carlos goes out and yells her and tells her to put her clothes back on. She refuses to do so saying he told her "You gave your ex your naked photos so now u have to deal it" So gabby says, "I'm dealing with it, hello world feast your eyes on these!!!" The gardeners continue to drool over her and one of the gardeners accidently cuts the other's finger and he goes around to find it. Gabby sees this and is shocked.

Lynette's husband says the kids have chicken pox and refuses to go in the house. He tells her to take care of the kids and says that he never had it so he's not immune to it like she is and because of work, she says she can't stay home. And later on her husband said if an adult male has chicken pox, it would make him shoot blanks if u know what i mean. And so Lynnette is curious why her husband would be concern whether or not he would be affected by the chicken pox. So she asks him, we're not having anymore kids so why are u worried? He said it's just back up...and she asks him,if i die, u want to remarry and have another familly and kids and she's angry by this and tells him to get the male version of what women getting their tubes tied. So he says he'll make an appointment. He ends up not getting it done because he thinks it means de-masculining him. I mean he a stay at home dad who takes care of the kids, doesn't work and now if he can't do what men does, he doesn't feel masculine. And then Lyn and him get into a fight and he says he's not always happy in their marriage and so it goes sour for Lynette.

oh man i'm tired....my fingers are tired.....

Okay well we see Gabby and Carlos in a car in front of her ex bf's place and she tells him to walk in their and beat the guy up and get the pictures back. So Carlos refuses to beat him up but he says he'll go in there and reason with him. So he goes in there and asks the guy to give the pictures back. He's surprised that he gets all the pictures back so easily. The guy continues to say that nobody wants to see how her clothes fall off her body and that she's not internet porn qualified. Says she's better off as a model and then says her body is not hot enough. Carlos defends Gabby's body being perfect and hot enough. The ex disagrees and continue to talk the way he was talking. So Gabby is waiting outside and she sees her ex being thrown out the window and the glass is shattered all around him Carlos comes out looking really pissed off. Gabby then smiles and says "That's my guy!"

The cop guy tells Bree that he did do a bg check and says that the dead body is a guy from Chicago. And earlier in the ep, Betty says her mother is very sick and Bree asks her what happen and Betty is vague about it saying she has to talk to the DOC and so she has to go back to her hometown in Chicago.

Oh yeah I forgot about Susan....she goes in for a check up and sees the nurse instead of the Hot Doctor from before. She wants to see the Doc but the nurse says unless she's got something serious, she won't see the Doc. So she fills out all these symptoms on the application in order to see the doctor. And the doctor is really worried and tells her that she need to get an MRI to figure out what's wrong with her. He goes to another room and so she's like stripping her close down to her bra and underwear. And takes this blanket which she thought to be a hospital gown. And the doctor and this guy whose helping asks her what's she's doing and the guy is like wait a few more minutes and staring at her bod. And Susan is made a fool when the Doc told her that its' not a gown and she doesn't have to strip to get an MRI. So she is clothed again and goes into this thing like a cat scan. Susan Shamelessly asks the Doc out and when he doesn't reply the other guy says the DOC's Gf called him so he's out answering the call. Feeling ashamed bc the Doc has a GF, she stays at home and he comes to her house, saying that what he has to say can't be said on the phone and she invites him in. He says he's been up all nite trying to figure what is wrong with Susan bc nothing looks wrong with her but the symptoms she said she has seems odd. And Susan confesses that nothing is wrong with her the only reason she did that was bc she wanted to see him. The doc gets mad and storms out saying that how could u do that, I stayed up all night and thought u were dying of some disease. I wouldn't do this if it wasn't because I like you. He goes to his car and Susan says, you like me? You wanna go out? And he still angry but he says call me on Friday, by then I'll be less angry and he asks if she likes Sushi. And she smiles so Friday it is. He drives off. Oh yeah he also tells her that Susan has a moving spleen which means her spleen moves around or something. And Susan says what's a spleen? but he already had droven off. Stupid Shameless Susan!

OOOOOOOOOOOOMAN I'm so tired...well thats it. Everything u needed to know abt tonite's ep. You better appreciate it! If not you're dead. U got it? Hehehe sorry I've been watching too many korean drama....i think i have k-drama syndrome...hahahhaha

[misao ohgami]

*HUGS & KISSES*

thank you thank you thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOW, so much in 1 night!!!!! & I can't believe the doc is going to go out with Susan!!!! i mean he has a gf! if i were him, i wouldn't go out with her, even if i did like her. i mean it just shows how desparate she is ya know? its degrading. i can sense drama already.... doc has a gf... oh & what if the gf is around town? what if susan or 1 of the girls knows her! kekekekeke... drama drama drama! but i thought he was head over heels with mike? if she is then why is she going after the doc? i so don't get her.

as for bree, tisk tisk. don't get me wrong, but she did get engaged to her dead husband's murderer. that's messed up... & i've noticed her alcohol drinking. remember in the last episode when her son was telling her about it? can't blame the woman, all that shit happening all at once. i'm surprised she hasn't gone nuts. but i have a feeling her son is going to use her alcoholism against her since she had to go to jail & walk home. tisk tisk.

for the applewhites, its going to be even more suspicious since they wanna sell the home. i have a feeling something is going to happen.

& i wonder what's going to happen to carlos. he JUST got out of jail.

btw, did you get to see some of the scenes from the next episiode? this is SO exciting!!! i wonder whats going to happen next!!!!!

thanks a lot of giving me the review, much much appreciated for your time & efforts.

[Suet Seung]

Oh I forgot one detail...The Doctor doesn't have a girlfriend anymore, he explained that the phonecall was from his EX GF who wanted to use him as a reference on a job thing, so much to Susan's relief.

Um I forgot what's going to happen in the next episode but I think I remember the Nun being back and Gabby being really upset and I think Gabby even went to the church and jumped her? because the nun is making Carlos do something?

And I don't remember anything else...

Your welcome. hehehehhe I expect u do the same if i miss an episode...hahha....ok?

[misao ohgami]

i see i see... so lucky susan eh? tisk tisk.... boy, drama drama drama. i thought she was SOOOOOOOOOOO into mike, now she's jumping a doc. the doc's ex should get involved & butt susan out.

Oooooooo.... i can't wait to see the nun appear again. hehehehe... that'll be funny if Gabrielle jump her.

what are your predictions of the show?

yup yup yup, no prob. i tune in every sunday after work. just this sunday i had stuff to do. i mean even my bf knows not to call me when i'm watching desparete housewives & grey's anatomy.

[Suet Seung]

OHHHHH MY GOOODNESS! Tonight's episode is on fire! WOOO....never have I've seen a nun fighting another woman before. It was like two cats fighting.

Gabrielle vs. Sister Mary Bernard

it was an eyeopener for me

Man, each episode just gets better and better. I can't wait for next week's episode, I wanna know if Gabrielle succceeds in getting S. Mary Bernard ship to Alaska.

OMG, I didn't know Bree's son was the one who hit Juanita Solis! That's another surprise for me. WOW....I guess I did miss some episodes.

[misao ohgami]

OMG! tonight's episode was AWESOME!!!

i missed half of it... was watching the simpsons & lost track of time. but when i flipped to it susan was on with the doc. so i didn't miss anything.

who is juanita solis?

at first i thought it was going to be gabby to hit the nun, but she attacked 1st. my god! the nun is so vicious! gabrielle helped her put out her fire & she bit gabrielle!!!!! crazy!!! i can't wait until next week's episode.

[h3artl3ss_]

i loved this series so much!! =] im waiting for the second season to come out on DVD. *sigh* coz i cant watch it from TV, whenever it plays, i wouldn't be home by that time. How long more would it be aired on TV??

[Suet Seung]

OMG! tonight's episode was AWESOME!!!

i missed half of it... was watching the simpsons & lost track of time. but when i flipped to it susan was on with the doc. so i didn't miss anything.

who is juanita solis?

at first i thought it was going to be gabby to hit the nun, but she attacked 1st. my god! the nun is so vicious! gabrielle helped her put out her fire & she bit gabrielle!!!!! crazy!!! i can't wait until next week's episode.

Juanita Solis is Carlos' mother, thus Gabby's mother-in-law. Remember? She died in Season 1.

The first part you miss only have like Edie watching this old film and then Susan's ex hubby changing the channel to watch football. The theme of this episode is war. And so Edie has been surrendering what she wants so that Susan's hubby would be happy. Although she haven't been too happy about it. So she finally had it and thus dressed up in a lingerie and had this S&M kinda thing where she tied him up and said she'd go get some whipped cream to entice him or whatever. So she left him tied up on the bed while she put whipped cream on her cherry pie and continue to watch her movie. While he is stuck on the bed.

Betty's son patches some newspaper to cover the guestroom so that Caleb, Betty's other son could have a room. Betty wasn't too happy about that. Bree's daughter and Betty's son was making out and about to have sex until Bree got home and her daughter had to quickly get dress and Bree wanted to do the laundry and then found Betty's son under the bed. Betty found out and slapped her son. Caleb said Danielle (bree's daughter) is pretty. And Betty got upset and said that if you ever think about the Van Decamp girl again, she'd slap him twice as hard as her other son and would not feel bad as she was with her other son.

Gabby saw Sister Mary Bernard had return from her missionary in Africa or whereever and said outloud in church with everyone there listening " Son of a b***"

Then the Nun said to Carlos, I saw you in church and could tell u were unhappy with your marriage. And he admitted to that saying Gabby just had a miscarriage and she's not ready to have another baby. The Nun made it so that it sound like Gabby didn't want another baby. So The Nun showed him a pamphlet on Catholic way to Annulment of marriage. So Carlos wanted Gab to promise that this break is not a permannent break and that they would try to have another baby.

So she went to the priest and told him that the Nun and Carlos has been really close and the priest asked her if the nun and carlos had had sex or not and Gabby told a lie and said they did. So The priest got the Nun shipped to Alaska and after telling the lie GAbby went to confess and asked how many prayers she had to say for that.

So it was then that the nun started the fight with her.

[flower43]

hello everyone,
I finished this series not so long ago and i really liked it LOL i've refused to watch it for quite some while cuz the name 'Desperate Housewives' made it sound so house wifey and only old women would watch this series LOL but i'm so glad my sister made my watch the first few eps cuz after that i was totally hooked onto this series hehe. Just wondering do you think Season 2 would be just as good?

[LuvChococat]

This show is starting to become so so. It's not so exciting anymore.

[misao ohgami]

dude, last night's ep was awesome! hahahahahhaaha... edie was digging all over her desert for the ring, i was balling!!!

but anyways, i watched season 1 here & there, but like... i didn't know that gabby was sexually abused by her step dad... judging by the way she was with carlos, i believe she was.. & i think that was heartless & stupid of her mother to not believe her. that woman was so dumb! "she always wore my shoes & my clothes & my earrings & then she took my man". parents like her are the reasons why kids run away or get into trouble & stuff. i think that if your kids comes up to you & tells you stuff like that you have to believe your own kid. and i think that's why gabrielle can be so cold at times, she's been through a lot when she was a teen.

i'm curious what's going to happen with zack since he overheard paul talking to that 1 dude (forgot his name, but he's zack's biological father).

[Suet Seung]

dude, last night's ep was awesome! hahahahahhaaha... edie was digging all over her desert for the ring, i was balling!!!

but anyways, i watched season 1 here & there, but like... i didn't know that gabby was sexually abused by her step dad... judging by the way she was with carlos, i believe she was.. & i think that was heartless & stupid of her mother to not believe her. that woman was so dumb! "she always wore my shoes & my clothes & my earrings & then she took my man". parents like her are the reasons why kids run away or get into trouble & stuff. i think that if your kids comes up to you & tells you stuff like that you have to believe your own kid. and i think that's why gabrielle can be so cold at times, she's been through a lot when she was a teen.

i'm curious what's going to happen with zack since he overheard paul talking to that 1 dude (forgot his name, but he's zack's biological father).

Yes! I caught last night's episode too. Is this the first new episode after that fighting the nun episode/Betty Applewhite episode? I don't think so. I think I miss that special applewhite episode where Betty threatens or does something to Bree? I mean the applewhite did move right? or there was something happening between Betty vs Bree right? I think i miss an episode or two. Because the week after the nun episode, I watched but it was a rerun. And I think there was football after that week, I'm not sure. But I think I MISSED an episode somewhere there.

I thought it was awesome how Carlos came thru for Gabrielle and was on her side. Because Gabby said "The reason I did not tell my mom was because if I told her the truth and she didn't believe me, it would have hurt me even more than all that Alejandro did to me." Then she cried. And I think I shed a tear for her too. But like a woman Gabby is, she doesn't allow people to see her weak side too long, she just bounces back up and decide to give back the luggage to her mom and give her the boot.

Carlos is such a sweetie, he thought he could patch things up between Gabby and her mom. It was nice how he came home and said, we can adopt. It was so sweet.

I like how each episode had a theme and this episode was that "Each favor you ask, comes with a price you have to decide whether you're willing to pay" Kinda thing.

This show is STILL VERY GOOD and I don't think it's SO SO .

Yes, I'm wondering what Zach's reaction would be after he overheard Paul Young and Mike talking about his cruel, evil but RICH grandfather seems to be planning a little "family reunion" with his grandson. Zach is already wondering about his real parents and Paul didn't like it one bit. I think Zach is suspecting that Mike Delfenee (sp?) is his real dad because he knew they both shared rare blood types. And having Mike come over and warn Paul Young and tell him to leave with Zach to avoid Noah(the grandfather) confirms that Mike is his father, plus Paul did say "you won't see your boy".

I think if Zach is reasonable and smart, and nothing like Susan Meyers, he would see that his real father, Mike, cares for him enough to give him up and tell his adopted dad to take him away from his evil noah(harm). Then Zach should be touched and feel his real dad's love for him.

But if he's as ditzy and jump to conclusions like Susan Meyers, He'd think Paul young is telling the truth, that his real parents really didn't want him or love him enough and he'd totally forget the evil grandfather thing and think that his dad, doesn't want him.

What will Bree do with her Alcohol addiction? If we're learning about Gabby's history, we should learn more about Bree's past, as to why she's such a neat freak and conceals her true emotions all the time. I think we did learn a bit in season one but not enough for me, how about you?

[moonlight-sonata]

ok, i havent watched this before, but who acts who again? cant remember

[misao ohgami]

suet seung, did you see the episode when bree baked a pie or something & she waited for betty applewhite to leave & she snuck in the applewhite's house & talked to her son (you know the 1 who was chained?) well the last episode was about that. see, bree got mad at her stupid daughter for telling the applewhite son about bree & her son, so she decided to scheme & find out what was up with the applewhites. she ended up talking to betty's son & then later betty came & confronted her, betty then tells bree the story of her son. apparently, he killed his's brother's gf.... slayed her with a hammer or so. betty then blames herself for not being there for her son & then bree & betty bonded.

& the chinese girl, 1 lady in the neighborhood was keeping this chinese slave girl & she got arrested. carlos volunterred to keep the girl for a few days before they can return her home to china. gabrielle didn't like the idea at 1st, but then after cooking & sewing gabby's stuff, gabby grew very fond of the girl (even gave the chinese girl a bracelet). in the end, the chinese girl was very grateful & she didn't want to return back to china so gabrielle & carlos decides to keep her as their maid.

susan was going to marry this gay guy... i forgot who intro them, but at the end it didn't fall through because the other gay guy's bf got jealous. susan's ex husband then decides to volunteer to marry her.

oh & as for lynette & her hubby.... see, her hubby was trying to impress the boss & geton his good side so everytime the boss dared him to do something, he do it. like 1 part was to eat a donut after it was dipped in the toilet (and her hubby actually did it!!!) & lynette got so fed up she took on a dare made by the boss in order to stop him from daring her husband into doing all of that stupid dares. the boss dares her to eat i think a bag full of raw bacon & she ate it!!! all of it!!

sorry if my review sucks. i have a headache & i'm trying my best to remember the important stuff. it was about a week ago or so... i don't remember... sorry, but i hope that helps.

[Suet Seung]

What the hell? I haven't seen a new episode for like two weeks or something. Last night was bc of the Academy Awards and then there was grey's anatomy last week.

[misao ohgami]

ABC is stupid. they cut off desparate housewives for the superbowl, but kept gray's. then showed an episode of it, then last sunday was the academy & it knocked out desparate & gray's. i hope everything is back to regular schedule.

[Suet Seung]

ABC is stupid. they cut off desparate housewives for the superbowl, but kept gray's. then showed an episode of it, then last sunday was the academy & it knocked out desparate & gray's. i hope everything is back to regular schedule.

YES! I hope so too! Or at least bump it back to Saturday if you're going to have the superbowl/academy awards/or whatever. So us fans wouldn't miss our shows! Clearly they haven't met the angry fans!

[Lady Zhuge]

Apparently this show is back on its regular schedule. I caught tonight's episode and found it very enjoyable and funny even though I'm missing alot of the background story. Maybe I'll have to free up my Sunday nights more often to watch this and Grey's Anatomy.

[Suet Seung]

Oh man....I enjoyed last Sunday's episode.

Loved what Bree said to her son.

The opposite of love is not hate, its indifference. We're still connected.

Something to that extent.

Lynette and her husband and Gabriella and Carlos are funny. Susan does not deserve having two men fight over her. UGH!