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    Question JY vs JRR Tolkein

    Wuxia warriors vs Middle Earth warriors. Who do you think will prevail?
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    Who are middle east warriors?
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    Originally posted by superboy
    Who are middle east warriors?
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    anyway, he meant middle earth( Lord of the ring), not middle east.
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    If it's the time before they have guns, then the wuxia people are going to cream them with ease.
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    Sweeper Monk vs Sauron o.O

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    The normal middle earth warriors should get creamed by the wuxia fighters. But stuff like the Valar and Balrog would cream wuxia fighters. Don't see how sweeper monk can defeat Smaug.

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    Knock him out in one stance!

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    Who are those Smaug, Valar, and Balrog?
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    Smaug is a big fire breathing dragon.

    Balrog is a demon of smoke and fire, wielding a flaming sword and whip. Stands over 30 feet tall IIRC.

    Valar refer to the 'godlike' race. All magic users have to be from this class. Middle earth isn't like D&D or other fantasy worlds where normal humans can learn magic and become wizards. You have to be an immortal Valar to do that. Gandalf is a Valar.

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    Then we will match them with our Chinese gods then. So unfair to match wuxia characters with gods.
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    Too bad Jin Yong didn't write about gods.

    Gandalf would kick the asses of all of Jin Yong's characters at the same time. Everyone else from the Fellowship would get their asses handed to them in a fight with any of Jin Yong's main characters though.
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    gandalf is maiar
    maiar and above will cream wuxia warriors except maybe DGQB...hey you never know
    humans, elves, hobbits, dwarves and etc will be creamed by wuxia warriors
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    I only see wuxia characters beating up the weaker races in lord of the rings, like the human race, dwarfs, lil hobbits. But don't see how they can fight off firebreathing dragons, giant talking trees, wizardry and magic.

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    Originally posted by Vash|7ds
    I only see wuxia characters beating up the weaker races in lord of the rings, like the human race, dwarfs, lil hobbits. But don't see how they can fight off firebreathing dragons, giant talking trees, wizardry and magic.
    Thats when the Chinese side calls in Sun Wu Kong.

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    the Elks are beatable as the palms of a wuxia fighter can chop trees
    Balrogs are Maiar btw
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    Originally posted by CC
    Thats when the Chinese side calls in Sun Wu Kong.
    he can cream them all except Dragon Ballz Son Goku since he has the power to F|_|CK||\|G( obliterate the universe
    my l337 is pretty bad...
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    All wuxia chars need to do is get DY, QF, and that monk to do the work on gandalf.

    QF to destract with his XH18Z and DY points his middle finger. while the monk suck gandalf's energy.
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    Sun Wukong would beat all the living hell out of them.

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    yeah but can the LOTR peeps beat HIM -- reincarnation of Buddha? Mwahaha

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    lOoks kinda gay.
    dont you think?
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