Wuxia fiction is full of classic dialogue. This thread is for everyone to post up their favourite lines from wuxia novels. You can post original chinese, or a translated version. Actually, some lines become instant comedic classics only after being translated into english. In this light, one of my favourites is from Wubbles' translation of The Legendary Siblings:
Xiao Yu’er shouted at him: “I don’t care what you meant. Today I am not your match. Even if you farted I’d have to pay attention. But, if ever I gain the upper hand, I swear I will slaughter some women in cold blood for your viewing pleasure.”
Even post up your favourite lines from TV series