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Continuing ~
Narrator: Just like this, Chen Man Shen used this underhand techniques to turn underage children against their education and studies. On top of that, she often likes to laugh at others at their low points, especially after losing something. She is often heard cracking up, “In the future, you will lose even more!”
Chen Man Shen: “In the future, you will lose even more, and have nothing at all!”
Narrator: This type of “pouring salt on wounds” behaviour is heavily frowned upon.
(back to newscaster)
Newscaster: From the negotiations of Chen Man Shen and Leader True Field, police officials finally realized that the masked knight was in fact Leader True Field’s accomplice. His name is Zhang Kun Lun. This is a huge breakthrough in the case. Now the case finally has a suspect—Zhang Kun Lun.
However, there were further barriers to cross when the police set out to capture Zhang Kun Lun.
(new screen ~ commercial break)
Police have now been faced with a new obstacle. Should they capture or not? Find out after commercials!
Commercials (not going to bother doing them)
Intro repeats again:
Intro Narrations:
The little steamed bun---that stirred up an earth-shattering bloodshed
(Nicholas Tse) A small incident—that twisted a young child’s innocence and virtue into one of humanities’ vices
What could have been the instigating force that had weakened his endurance to such a state?
(Liu Ye) Chinese officials have sent their best to capture the suspect of a high-profile murder-case, but have yet to complete the task. Now, what would be the reason for this?
Secrets lurk every corner of the case—it is only until the last minute that the truth shall be unveiled to the world.
Please sit tight and watch this special 2005 edition of “The blood case of the little steamed bun”
(back to show)
(people running)
Narrator: Zhang Kun Lun’s sprinting speed neared the speed of light—reaching 280000 km/s. According to Einstein’s Theory of Relativity, when an object reaches the speed of light, time will stop running. When an object exceeds the speed of light, time will flow backwards.
According to rumors and reports, Zhang Kun Lun’s favourite hobby is to turn a living person into a kite. (sees woman hanging on a kite)
How can a living person fly as a kite?
For this, of course we shall consult the ever so knowledgeable Chen Man Shen.
Chen Man Shen: Because the globe is round. Zhang Kun Lun’s speed is very fast, so according to the centripetal force (?), a person will start to fly.
(red text on screen): Correct response! Add ten points!
Narrator: (back to person running) We can see that Zhang Kun Lun’s speed is indeed very fast. Hence, his capture will be very difficult.
In order to speed up the capture of the suspect and close the case, police officials sent out one of their best officials of the Capture Squad, aka the world’s renowned sprinter, the only person who can surpass the speed of light, Officer Wolf.
Three days later, the Shanghai circus put on an exciting show. Police officials found out that Zhang Kun Lun has a thing for circus shows, so they came in hopes of finding him there, sending Officer Wolf to the show.
Indeed, after the show ended, due to Zhang Kun Lun’s love for the “Flying Motorcycle Show”, he came to exhibit the prop, “Big Steel Ball”. At this scene, Officer Wolf and Zhang initiated a life-death duel.
In addition, due to their mutual love for circus arts, they used this opportunity to practice some moves and even invented a new move, “Fly away while running”.
(funny music~ two guys on top of each other)
Narrator: However, what was unexpected was a huge turn in the case.
(two guys hugging)
Narrator: In the past, both men have never met anyone up to par with them to be considered an opponent. Now through this rare opportunity to find someone who shares similar interests and skills has stirred up some romantic feelings among them. Surprisingly, the two have actually given up fighting, and opted instead to discuss their sprinting experiences.
Zhang Kun Lun: When I run, there’s always this Liu Xiang Zong in front of me blocking my path, so annoying.
Officer Wolf (Liu Ye): So what? What annoys me is the most annoying thing of all!
Zhang Kun Lun: And what would that be?
Officer Wolf: When I’ve been practicing these past two days, I’ve accidentally caused time to flow backwards. Now, who wouldn’t agree that would be the most annoying thing of all?
Zhang Kun Lun: Yeah, you’re so right! Einstein’s Theory of Relativity sucks!
(btw, is anyone actually reading this?)