That title is so awesome I'm surprised we never thought about doing this thread before just so we could read it on the forum every day.
Seriously, the Gong Nam 7 Freaks from LOCH and the Tibetan Border 5 Uglies (grandstudents [is that even a word?] of the Golden Wheel Monk via Dat Yee Ba) of ROCH were two groups of fighters that more or less defined martial arts mediocrity in L/ROCH. What if the two groups (with all their members alive, healthy, and at the height of their abilities) fought against each other?
We know that the Gong Nam 7 Freaks as a unit, together with the Burning Wood Monk, were able to match Yau Chui Gei during LOCH. We also know that six of the Freaks together were able to defeat Au Yeung Hak, but were never good enough to go up against Mui Chiu Fung and come out winners.
In ROCH, North Beggar Hung 7 Gung casually had the Tibetan Border 5 Uglies at his mercy, toying with them from the Guangdong (Canton) region to Mt. Hua. Even young Yeung Gor, whose martial arts training was fairly limited at the time, had no problems with the Uglies. Hung 7 Gung remarked that while the Uglies themselves were not particularly impressive as martial artists, he could tell that their masters were probably quite powerful considering their inner power. That's more praise than the Freaks ever got for their martial arts...which wasn't necessarily devoid of inner power (especially not Ohr Jen Ngok and Chu Chung), but which never really emphasized inner power.
In any case, what would be the final result of Freaks vs. Uglies?