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    Post What if Sweeper Monk received three XL28Z/XL18Z palms?

    Sweeper Monk received Xiao Feng's powerful XL18Z palms, and only got ribs broken. What if he received Xiao Feng's plus Hong Qigong's and Guo Jing's XL18Z palms at the same time? Will it be a case of just ribs broken, or a hole in his stomach?

    All three, Xiao Feng, Hong Qigong and Guo Jing unleasing their XL18Z palms at 100% at the same time.

    What if Sweeper Monk received three XL28Z/XL18Z palms from them?
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    If Sweeper Monk is prepared, I estimate that he could dissipate all 3 attacks, albeit with great difficulty.

    On the other hand If he is busy tapping Xiao Yuanshan while receiving all 3 attacks, I think he would not be alive after suffering the combined forces.
    忽见柳荫下两个小孩子在哀哀痛哭,瞧模样正是武敦儒、武修文兄弟。郭芙大声叫道:「喂,你们在干甚麽?」武 修文回头见是郭芙,哭道:「我们在哭,你不见麽?」

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    He'll probably survive (being the Janitor Monk and all), but he'll probably stay in bed for the next week or so.

    I'll bring flowers and a get-well card.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken Cheng
    I'll bring flowers and a get-well card.
    Monks like flowers? Cool, I'll bring a broom along then for him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Extremer88
    Cool, I'll bring a broom along then for him.
    Please. The last thing he needs is to be reminded of work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken Cheng
    Please. The last thing he needs is to be reminded of work.
    Haha, he should get a good rest after decades of work. Then I will bring some magazines for him (magazines from the Shaolin Library!)
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    What would be ironic is if the mighty Janitor Monk, who cannot be killed by any martial artist, dies from a severe allergic reaction to the normally harmless flowers I bring while I visit him.

    Then I can claim that I succeeded where all others failed in killing the Janitor Monk...and I did it without even trying!

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    For pure fun, I would really like to see the Sweeper Monk take on the following people's simultaneous, continuous attacks:

    -Dugu Qiubai
    -Shi Potian
    -Wuyazi
    -Li Qiushui
    -Tianshan Tonglao
    -Dongfang Bubai
    -Murong Bo
    -Murong Fu
    -Jiumozhi
    -Zhou Botong
    -Guo Jing
    -Yang Guo
    -Zhang Wuji
    -Zhang Sanfeng
    -Ren Woxing
    -Duan Yu
    -Xuzhu
    -Di Yun
    -Hu Yidao
    -Xiaoyao Hou
    -Ding Peng
    -Simon the Snow Blower
    -Third Master Xie Xiaofeng
    -the king of demons from TVB's MYSTERIES OF THE TWIN SWORDS PART 1
    -the entire beggar's clan from every story of Jin Yong
    -with finishing touches by special guest: "SWORD GOD" Zhuo Bufan

    The only trouble would be to find a place large and durable enough to fit everyone and not crumble.
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    忽见柳荫下两个小孩子在哀哀痛哭,瞧模样正是武敦儒、武修文兄弟。郭芙大声叫道:「喂,你们在干甚麽?」武 修文回头见是郭芙,哭道:「我们在哭,你不见麽?」

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    Quote Originally Posted by PJ
    For pure fun, I would really like to see the Sweeper Monk take on the following people's simultaneous, continuous attacks:

    -Dugu Qiubai
    -Shi Potian
    -Wuyazi
    -Li Qiushui
    -Tianshan Tonglao
    -Dongfang Bubai
    -Murong Bo
    -Murong Fu
    -Jiumozhi
    -Zhou Botong
    -Guo Jing
    -Yang Guo
    -Zhang Wuji
    -Zhang Sanfeng
    -Ren Woxing
    -Duan Yu
    -Xuzhu
    -Di Yun
    -Hu Yidao
    -Xiaoyao Hou
    -Ding Peng
    -Simon the Snow Blower
    -Third Master Xie Xiaofeng
    -the king of demons from TVB's MYSTERIES OF THE TWIN SWORDS PART 1
    -the entire beggar's clan from every story of Jin Yong

    The only trouble would be to find a place large and durable enough to fit everyone and not crumble.

    You know, as powerful as the Janitor Monk is, I have a feeling that this particular lineup would be enough to demolish him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken Cheng
    What would be ironic is if the mighty Janitor Monk, who cannot be killed by any martial artist, dies from a severe allergic reaction to the normally harmless flowers I bring while I visit him.
    Flowers... Hey, maybe he's allergic to girls? How many years had it been since he last saw a girl/woman?

    Quote Originally Posted by Ken Cheng
    Then I can claim that I succeeded where all others failed in killing the Janitor Monk...and I did it without even trying!
    Yeah, quit dreaming..
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    Definitely enough especially after you included GL characters like XYH.
    法王正欲回掌相击,突听嗤嗤轻响一股柔和的气流涌向面门,正是一灯大师使出一阳指功夫,正面拦截。法王一直没将这白眉老僧放在眼内,那料到他这一指之功,竟是如此深厚
    此时一灯大师的一阳指功夫实已到了登峰造极、炉火纯青的地步,指上发出的那股罡气似是温淳平和,但沛然浑厚,无可与抗

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    Quote Originally Posted by PJ
    Simon the Snow Blower
    Hmm...
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    I just want to see him receive the 'triple kang long you hui' that XF sent out against Ding Chunqiu.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ren Wo Xing
    I just want to see him receive the 'triple kang long you hui' that XF sent out against Ding Chunqiu.
    I don't think it would do anything to the monk. If Xiao Feng started out from 150 feet away, most of the force would have been "wasted" by the time Xiao Feng got close enough to Sweeper Monk.

    Actually I might have underestimated the sweeper monk. Murong Bo displayed a finger style comparable to Xiao Feng's palm force, albeit probably slightly weaker. Jiumozhi's Formless Finger of Doom should be on par with Murong Bo and Xiao Feng's best attacks too. JMZ fired 3 finger shots at the Sweeper Monk, and they were all dissipated instantly by Sweeper Monk. So even the 3 palm blasts by GJ, XF, and HQG might not do anything, unless they use both arms then they might have a chance.
    忽见柳荫下两个小孩子在哀哀痛哭,瞧模样正是武敦儒、武修文兄弟。郭芙大声叫道:「喂,你们在干甚麽?」武 修文回头见是郭芙,哭道:「我们在哭,你不见麽?」

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    Quote Originally Posted by PJ
    The only trouble would be to find a place large and durable enough to fit everyone and not crumble.
    I can just imagine eveyone striking in, then realizing too late that the Sweeper Monk isn't even in the middle of the scrum anymore. He'll be somehow behind them, sweeping the floor
    All that's needed to say have been said, why say anything more? The man is drunk, why stay any longer?....
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    Quote Originally Posted by PJ
    For pure fun, I would really like to see the Sweeper Monk take on the following people's simultaneous, continuous attacks:

    -Dugu Qiubai
    -Shi Potian
    -Wuyazi
    -Li Qiushui
    -Tianshan Tonglao
    -Dongfang Bubai
    -Murong Bo
    -Murong Fu
    -Jiumozhi
    -Zhou Botong
    -Guo Jing
    -Yang Guo
    -Zhang Wuji
    -Zhang Sanfeng
    -Ren Woxing
    -Duan Yu
    -Xuzhu
    -Di Yun
    -Hu Yidao
    -Xiaoyao Hou
    -Ding Peng
    -Simon the Snow Blower
    -Third Master Xie Xiaofeng
    -the king of demons from TVB's MYSTERIES OF THE TWIN SWORDS PART 1
    -the entire beggar's clan from every story of Jin Yong
    -with finishing touches by special guest: "SWORD GOD" Zhuo Bufan

    The only trouble would be to find a place large and durable enough to fit everyone and not crumble.
    Some of those guys are plot devices themselves. You can't pit a plot device against another plot device!
    Burying his Dugu 9 Jian manual under an epitaph, Dugu Qiubai felt he has left his legacy for the next generation. He then moved to Shaolin to study Buddhism, sweep floors and tap elite fighters.

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    Man, what is up with the "SWORD GOD" Zhou Bufan latetly?
    法王正欲回掌相击,突听嗤嗤轻响一股柔和的气流涌向面门,正是一灯大师使出一阳指功夫,正面拦截。法王一直没将这白眉老僧放在眼内,那料到他这一指之功,竟是如此深厚
    此时一灯大师的一阳指功夫实已到了登峰造极、炉火纯青的地步,指上发出的那股罡气似是温淳平和,但沛然浑厚,无可与抗

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whsie
    Man, what is up with the "SWORD GOD" Zhou Bufan latetly?
    August 2006 is the month of Jian Shen Zhuo (not 'Zuo' mind you) BuFan.

    We will celebrate his excellence in sword technique and applaud his dedication in spending 30 years of seclusion in intense training for the pursuit of perfection in swordsmanship.

    Me and PJ need to do this in apology for spelling his Hanyu Pinyin name wrong all this time! (Thank You Athena for showing us the error of our ways!)

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    Do you think the Sweeper Monk can take on the "Jing Gang Fu Mo" Formation alone?

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    If you're referring to the 3 Du monk formation, then sure. In the 3rd fight, ZWJ seemed to be having no problems and after 1 hour of fighting, he seemed even better off than in the beginning, whereas the monks all had red faces and were presumably going to run out of steam sometime.

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