Pranks you should not play on wuxia characters

[Ken Cheng]

Most people enjoy a good prank every now and then. In the wuxia world, however, pranks can get dangerous if you perform them on the wrong people. Let's think up a list of wuxia pranks that people shouldn't try.

Here's my first one: NEVER sneak up on West Poison Au Yeung Fung and scream, "BOO!" while he's concentrating on producing a new batch of snake poison.

[frymantis]

or walk up behind them with a blow out paper bag.

[MysteriouX]

I think there is 1 major flaw in your ideas.

People like AYF and those martial artists would probably have enhanced senses and instincts to allow you to get close behind them, in fact for a character like AYF even trying to sneak up on him is a very dangerous thing to do as he will probably poison you with a hidden weapon while you were still a distant away.

[ChronoReverse]

Yeah, even in SPW, good martial artists can detect people from a mile out. You'd have to sneak up in a highly crowded area and have excellent skills to have chance of sneaking up on someone like OYF.

[Wu Wudi]

Yeah, even in SPW, good martial artists can detect people from a mile out. You'd have to sneak up in a highly crowded area and have excellent skills to have chance of sneaking up on someone like OYF.

As smart as OYF was, he still ate meat that was marinated with GJ&H7G's urine and he complimented HR's culinary skills after eating it. That was one of the funniest moments ever and showed that even great martial artists are vulnerable sometimes.

[PJ]

If you're Zhao Min, you should not attack Zhang Wuji while yelling "Xuanming Divine Palm!" as if you're actually performing it. Because, the result is that he will increase his attack by 10 fold, and you will suffer a bone-dissolving crushing defeat.

[Pa Yang]

If you're Zhao Min, you should not attack Zhang Wuji while yelling "Xuanming Divine Palm!" as if you're actually performing it. Because, the result is that he will increase his attack by 10 fold, and you will suffer a bone-dissolving crushing defeat.

Haha, this is a really nice one!

[remixedasian]

Run into a crowd of martial artists waving a manual, saying "I finally got the 9Yin Manual!"

[Zhuge Liang]

Edit all kung fu manuals with "to learn this skill you must castrate yourself..." and on the last page write "first step not necessary".