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    Default Fun with retelling of wuxia events.

    Lets have some fun with possible re-tellings of major events in wuxia from the perspective of minor characters who witnessed them.

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    "So he had this prized sabre, the dog beating stick and hidden weapons and he also stole the You Brothers' shields and he had help from this masked man, a Demonic Witch with a disfigured face and the 4 Great Evils with their disciples who all ambushed us from behind! The treacherous Khitan also tricked us with poisoned wine before sneaking the attack on us! No wonder we suffered slight injuries"

    From a Survivor of the Ju Xian Manor Fight

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    I think this is what Xuzhu would REALLY say, for real, about his encounter with SWORD GOD Zhuo Bufan (before the end of novel).

    "So, This pearl monster guy was bullying me. He was screaming and acting like a real jerk. At one moment he wanted to smack my head. Luckily, SWORD GOD Zhuo Bufan interferred and taught him a lesson. He positioned his sword so exquisitely on top of my head that I couldn't feel a thing. From what I know, Only a swordsman who had reached the peak of perfection in his art would be able to execute this kind of highfalutint swordplay. Later, Mr. Zhuo got angry with me for some reason. He was nice at first, but suddenly he tried to hurt me. Luckily he was kind enough to only cut my robe, otherwise if he went all-out I'd probably be seriously hurt or dead. I tried to apologize to him. I told him that he could do whatever he wanted with me. But he just walked away. I think that he was offended by my childish offer. Indeed, how could I expect a truly top swordsman to take advantage of a silly little monk?"
    忽见柳荫下两个小孩子在哀哀痛哭,瞧模样正是武敦儒、武修文兄弟。郭芙大声叫道:「喂,你们在干甚麽?」武 修文回头见是郭芙,哭道:「我们在哭,你不见麽?」

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