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    Quote Originally Posted by Ardor
    Hail Mary: Linghu Chong beating Taichi sword's one stance.

    Choke: BWM, really, you want an actual fight?
    After you've shown your great knowledge of the Yang Family spear, I'm surprised that you haven't brought up the great "choke jobs" of Lin Xin Er from "Sentimental Swordsman, Ruthless Sword".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wu Wudi
    After you've shown your great knowledge of the Yang Family spear, I'm surprised that you haven't brought up the great "choke jobs" of Lin Xin Er from "Sentimental Swordsman, Ruthless Sword".
    She certainly choked on Seung Gwoon Gum Hung.

    Oh, God. I can't believe I just typed that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken Cheng
    She certainly choked on Seung Gwoon Gum Hung.

    Oh, God. I can't believe I just typed that.
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    She choked on Lu's Marquis Silver Halberd too...

    And too bad Ah Fei never got to use his Fabulous Thrusting Speed on her...
    Its BIxie Jianfa Gawdammit you guys!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CC
    She choked on Lu's Marquis Silver Halberd too...

    And too bad Ah Fei never got to use his Fabulous Thrusting Speed on her...
    And ultimately, on Ah Fei's new wooden sword.

    This is going to get worse, isn't it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken Cheng

    This is going to get worse, isn't it?

    SWORD GOD Zhuo Bufan had reputedly reached the Peak of Perfection in the speed and placement of his deadly flexible tool....

    How would Lin XianEr have reacted to him?
    Its BIxie Jianfa Gawdammit you guys!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CC
    SWORD GOD Zhuo Bufan had reputedly reached the Peak of Perfection in the speed and placement of his deadly flexible tool....

    How would Lin XianEr have reacted to him?
    It would have been too much for her to swallow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken Cheng
    It would have been too much for her to swallow.
    How about Yang Guo's Heavy IRON Weapon?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CC
    How about Yang Guo's Heavy IRON Weapon?
    I don't know. Didn't he give it up for a flaccid sleeve?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken Cheng
    I don't know. Didn't he give it up for a flaccid sleeve?
    Yes you are right!

    But she would surely be impressed with Guo Jing, who could UNLEASH 13 ASCENDING WAVES OF POWER!

    Or Xiao Feng's Unbearable Most Extreme Yang Under the Heavens! Able to combine 3 surges into 1!


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    Quote Originally Posted by CC
    Yes you are right!

    But she would surely be impressed with Guo Jing, who could UNLEASH 13 ASCENDING WAVES OF POWER!
    She would have admired his arrow, straight and true. The greatest arrow in all the Mongol Empire.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken Cheng
    She would have admired his arrow, straight and true. The greatest arrow in all the Mongol Empire.

    Or maybe Yi Deng could have delighted her with his Exquisite Finger Technique?
    Its BIxie Jianfa Gawdammit you guys!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CC
    Or maybe Yi Deng could have delighted her with his Exquisite Finger Technique?
    Wrong Prince Deun. Deun Jing Tsun is more the man she would be looking for.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken Cheng
    Wrong Prince Deun. Deun Jing Tsun is more the man she would be looking for.
    Duen Zheng Chun had not been described as having acheived the Highest Levels of the Most Exquisite Finger Technique. She would surely be more excited by Yi Deng's display.


    Ok ok I had enough. Out of here!
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    ROFL ROFL.

    In the end, Janitor monk will just sweep her off the floor and only 2 taps required to put her in a trance/near death experience.
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    ... Amituofo. Amituofo. Please stop.

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    Mr. Linghu "9 times a night" Chong and his DG9J.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yittz
    In the end, Janitor monk will just sweep her off the floor and only 2 taps required to put her in a trance/near death experience.
    NO ONE has ever been tapped more than Lin Xin Er in Wuxia and she was still standing at the end. I seriously doubt that Lin Xin Er would give up after being tapped twice.

    This an exact quote from the Sentimental Swordsman translation. It was said to Ah Fei from one of SGJH's men, ""If you really wanted to kill every single person who's been with her before, even if you killed eighty a day until the day you're old, you'd still be far from done!"

    Lin Xin Er's sword swallowing skills are truly as dependable as Little Lee's flying dagger and LXF's weapon trapping fingers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken Cheng
    I don't know. Didn't he give it up for a flaccid sleeve?
    But oh how it erects into a long hard shaft when internal energy is pumped into it. Not even iron can match its hardness!
    Burying his Dugu 9 Jian manual under an epitaph, Dugu Qiubai felt he has left his legacy for the next generation. He then moved to Shaolin to study Buddhism, sweep floors and tap elite fighters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ardor
    But oh how it erects into a long hard shaft when internal energy is pumped into it. Not even iron can match its hardness!
    Yeung Gor is the ony man I know of who needs to get turned off to get turned on.

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