"Wuxia Girls" (a song parody)

[Ken Cheng]

Sung to the tune of the Beach Boys' "California Girls."

Apologies to Brian Wilson.

Well, the Ngor Mei girls are lethal
They’ve got a deadly good sword style.

And the Old Tomb girls with
Their lightness skills, they can glide over half a mile.

The Seung Yeung warrior’s daughters put up one hell of a fight.
And the Siu Yiu girls with the way they dance
They keep their princes up all night.

(Ba doo be doo)

I wish they all could be wu-xia…
I wish they all could be wu-xia …
I wish they all could be wu-xia giiirllls!

Mongolia’s got the cold wind
And the girls all get so chapped.
I dig soft body armor on the Peach Island girl
But be careful or you’ll get slapped.

I’ve been all around the rivers and lakes
And I’ve seen all kinds of girls.
But I couldn’t wait to get to the Central Plains,
Back to the cutest girls in the world!

(Ba doo be doo)

I wish they all could be wu-xia…
I wish they all could be wu-xia …
I wish they all could be wu-xia giiirllls!

[Yeung Gor]

merge it with my thread... :P

[wkeej]

Ken, clap clap. must be pretty bored, huh?