What would various wuxia characters say about SPCNET Forums members?

[Ken Cheng]

Yang Guo would ask:
"Why Ken..why don't you love me..why why WHY???? Where's Gugu...why don't you love me Ken..Gugu..Ken...Gugu....ARGHH!H!H!

You know, that would give me the perfect opportunity to screw with Yeung Gor's mind...

Me: Yeung Gor...your Uncle Gwok never told you the truth about your father.

Yeung Gor: You're right, he didn't. Nobody ever tells me the truth about my father. What about you? Do you know the truth? Tell me!

Me: Gor-yee...*I* am your father.

Yeung Gor: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Me (to audience): Guess the boy hasn't seen THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK...

[ChanceEncounter]

Somehow I don't think Yang Guo is that gullible.

And you'd be very young for his father.

[jadebunny9]

It's not that Ken is too young to be his father, but that Ken and YG look nothing like each other.

[the.raven]

It's not that Ken is too young to be his father, but that Ken and YG look nothing like each other.

ya, ken looks more like Yang lian ting.

[KamenRiderZX]

Zhou Botong would be very amused he'd start to type replies with left-right hand on two computers.

Ouyang Feng would send very malicious virus to anyone he doesn't like causing their motherboard and hard drive to burn into flames.

Guo Fu would be very angry she'd start to chop the monitor with a sword and got electrocuted.

Xiao Long Nu wouldn't even bother to make an account at all.

Yang Guo would be very active for 16 yr/mth/day and then draw into seclusion.

Qiu Qian Ren would hack Yinggu's account hoping Emperor Duan, which is the admin, restore it and then snatch his password. Emperor Duan didn't take the bait, causing Yinggu's account to lost forever. Both Emperor Duan and Qiu Qian Ren later changed their nickname.

Zhang Wuji would develop a very sophisticated hacking skill he could peep into someone's pm and seemed to have heard every naughty chat. His favorite game would be Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell.

[Lianazhu]

What would various wuxia characters say about SPCNET Forum members? Would they pit us in fights against one another? Debate our relationships and morals?

I so far have only read two Wuxia novels (sadly the only two at my library) and have seen one TV series based n a Liang Yusheng novel and so far the TV series is my personal fav so I'll go with a few characters from that series to sum myself up.

Zhou Yi Hang: I dunno what do you guys think?
Yu Luo Sha: I like her
Wang Zhao Xi: As a sparring partner or a target?
Yu Luo Sha: ??
Wang Zhao Xi: nevermind
The Monk (keep forgetting his name): the kid's a good fighter. *he gets KO'ed by Yu luo Sha and Zhou Yi Hangi*

That is all about me, I don't know about anybody else.

(NOTE: all would have a weekly to nightly hobby of D&D roleplaying)