Me: Yeung Gor...your Uncle Gwok never told you the truth about your father.
Yeung Gor: You're right, he didn't. Nobody ever tells me the truth about my father. What about you? Do you know the truth? Tell me!
Me: Gor-yee...*I* am your father.
Yeung Gor: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Me (to audience): Guess the boy hasn't seen THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK...