In the strangest turn of events, Jin Yong novels overlapses and time lapses, for this team war, the ultimate He-man, Xiao Feng have joined forces with the ultimate She-man, Dong Fang BuBai to make possibly the "ultimate" team?! hmmmm...maybe!
A huge majority of Wulin common heroes have requested the highly-respected Mount Wah Sword Meet Champion/QuanZhen Founder Wang Chong Yang and well-revered WuDang Founder Zhang SanFeng to team up to eradicate those 'pests' living in the Central Plains, namely a beastly Khitan barbarian, Xiao Feng, and a creepy, needle-wielding big Demon Head, DongFang BuBai!
Are the common Wulin heroes being strict in their views of the righteous / the crooked? Are they just being racist? Who knows! Most probably, they're just dying to see this dream-come-true, once-in-a-lifetime 2 vs 2 match up to happen.
The two taoists felt extreme joy and anticipation in having each other as battle partners. Both looked wise, true and were the ultimate standard of being a "Master of a generation." Wang Chong Yang grabs his most treasured sword, while Zhang SanFeng, at the strong, urgeful request of the friendly Emei Sect, picks up the highly-valued Heaven Sword. Both look at each other and give a hearty, courageous laugh as if they were old friends who have gone through thousands of deadly battles together. Their eyes twinkle and their sight sharpens as they proceed onto the battle field.
On the other side, a muscular, hairy man is seen drinking gallons of wine leisurely at a wooden table in a small pavilion that overlooked the battle field. The man is no other than Xiao Feng. Compared to the other fighters in this matchup, he is the youngest; only in his 30s and yet his undying warrior spirit was overwhelming and felt by everyone. He did not look a bit scared, even though he knew this will be his toughest team war ever. He gulped down the fine wine at his usual, fast pace. The Central Plain heroes could not help but feel a bit of respect for this brave, barbaric alcoholic.
Sat across from Xiao Feng, a facial hairless man is seen busily applying loads and loads of make-up, padding his face with beauty powder and admiring himself with a small mirror he had in his hand. He was happily humming a very eerie, girly tune. This is no other than the speed demon, DongFang BuBai. The manner he was in and the things he was doing was the complete opposite of Xiao Feng.
Xiao Feng wipes his mouth with his sleeve and stands up. "Good wine! Good wine!" he exclaimed with a laugh. "It is time to fight. Let's go!" Xiao Feng said excitedly. "Of course, Big Brother Xiao. I will always listen to you." DongFang BuBai sweetly replied in his usual high-pitched, coarse voice and he starts giggling. Everyone, including Xiao Feng, shudders. Xiao Feng quickly grabs the nearest jar of wine and takes a huge gulp of the sweet content to calm the shuddering. He drops the jar onto the floor with a clash. DongFang Bubai puts down his makeup accessories and mirror and picks up his trusty, sharp needles. With a roar, Xiao Feng and DongFang BuBai charges onto the battle field.
The match has begun!!!
WCY (QuanZhen Martial Arts (includes Sword Technique + internal energy cultivation), Big Dipper Formation, Xian Tian Sen Gong, 9 Yin Manual, Yi Yang Zhi) + ZSF (parts of 9 Yang Manual, Tai Chi Fists, Tai Chi Sword Arts, Wudang Martial Arts)
vs.
XF (Xiang Long 18 Zhang, Dog-Beating Stick Technique, Shaolin Dragon Claws, Shaolin Demon-Subduing Palms) + DFBB (Sunflower Manual, Sun Moon Cult Martial Arts)
Which team will prevail in this earth-shaking match up? Discuss and don't forget to cast your votes!