The Cult of Ken Cheng Thread

[Ken Cheng]

If any one points out my bad grammar, then I will remind them who's the English teacher and convince them that they are wrong.

Yeah, but then they'll ask you to prove it, and then you'll need me to come and save your sorry butt.

[Suet Seung]

LOL!

You guys are too much.

Ken, are you taking the liberties to split and move threads again? What's with this blaspheme-st title ? Ah, seem the s-mod title has gone to the head. It should be All Hail SC,Cult of SPCNET. Now that would receive a lot of backing up.

But yeah, Ken and Sarakoth, go take your honeymoon elsewhere. It isn't enough when *whispers* Yeung Gor *whispers* and Gugu1995 was making googly eyes all over the forum. Must you two leave behind (and around) unsightly things?


Anywho...I'm off to prepare for my presentation...

[Candide]

If your cult needs a holy maiden (strictly for worshipping, not for sacrifice), Kenny, you know how to reach me.

[Ken Cheng]

Ken, are you taking the liberties to split and move threads again? What's with this blaspheme-st title ? Ah, seem the s-mod title has gone to the head. It should be All Hail SC,Cult of SPCNET. Now that would receive a lot of backing up.

Well, that's the thing. SC still owns the religion. I have to satisy myself with a tiny little cult.

But my cult grows every day.

[sha*sha]

I'm surprised this thread hasn't been closed... this is corruption among the mods! j/k j/k don't ban me

[Ken Cheng]

The irony is...

I'm a Supermod.

I have a cult.

But I can't persuade anybody to read my freakin' GUNDAM fanfic on the Fanfic Forum and leave comments/questions about it.

"Sigh."

What will I need to do next? Run around wearing only a sign that says "Read and comment on my fanfic?"

[ghostdarTeal'c]

LOL dont start sounding so pathetic, Mr SUPERMod! i thot you got freakin great promotional skills!

but wait a minute, why didnt i see it? you ARE promoting your fanfic now!

[Ken Cheng]

LOL dont start sounding so pathetic, Mr SUPERMod! i thot you got freakin great promotional skills!

but wait a minute, why didnt i see it? you ARE promoting your fanfic now!

In desperation, I might post up naked illustrations of the fanfic's two main female characters. THAT'll get people commenting!

Of course, it'll also get me stripped of moderating privileges and banned from SPCNET for life...

[ghostdarTeal'c]

In desperation, I might post up naked illustrations of the fanfic's two main female characters. THAT'll get people commenting!

Of course, it'll also get me stripped of moderating privileges and banned from SPCNET for life...

a good laugh before going to sleep.

if it could make you feel any better, my final paper in on monday....so i'll be hounding your fanfic thread afterwards!

[Ken Cheng]

a good laugh before going to sleep.

if it could make you feel any better, my final paper in on monday....so i'll be hounding your fanfic thread afterwards!

Great! You'll be just in time for a massive increase in the story's violence and sex levels!

Well, OK, there'll definitely be more violence coming up. As for the sex...no further comment.

[Felix]

In desperation, I might post up naked illustrations of the fanfic's two main female characters. THAT'll get people commenting!

Of course, it'll also get me stripped of moderating privileges and banned from SPCNET for life...

If you do that...I just hope your story is better than stories published in Playboy.

If not, the only people who would read your fanfic are the same people who "read" Playboy for the fascinating articles!!! (sarcasm)

[Ken Cheng]

If you do that...I just hope your story is better than stories published in Playboy.

I hope so too (although some of the stories published in PLAYBOY are surprisingly good; there was always more than just porn to that magazine).

If not, the only people who would read your fanfic are the same people who "read" Playboy for the fascinating articles!!! (sarcasm)

If Gu Long were alive today and writing in the West, his wuxia stories would probably be published in PLAYBOY (and they would find an interested audience for certain).

[sarakoth]

I hope so too (although some of the stories published in PLAYBOY are surprisingly good; there was always more than just porn to that magazine).



If Gu Long were alive today and writing in the West, his wuxia stories would probably be published in PLAYBOY (and they would find an interested audience for certain).

Along with illustrations of course

[Ken Cheng]

In all seriousness, I will be adding more illustrations to my fanfic (done by friends of mine or through the Face Morpher website that some of our other members discovered a few days ago). These will be rated G and rated PG-13 type stuff, though. No rated R stuff and DEFINITELY no rated X stuff.

[sarakoth]

In all seriousness, I will be adding more illustrations to my fanfic (done by friends of mine or through the Face Morpher website that some of our other members discovered a few days ago). These will be rated G and rated PG-13 type stuff, though. No rated R stuff and DEFINITELY no rated X stuff.

I was talking about the Playboy GL novels.

EVERYONE, KEN CHENG READS PLAYBOY !!!!!!!

[john-e]

I was talking about the Playboy GL novels.

EVERYONE, KEN CHENG READS PLAYBOY !!!!!!!

Ain't nuthin wrong with reading Playboy. As long as you do it after lookin at the pictures

[sarakoth]

I never knew that ANYONE actually READS Playboy. It's not meant to be read.

[Ken Cheng]

I never knew that ANYONE actually READS Playboy. It's not meant to be read.

Actually, the written material in there is really good...*way* better than most men's magazines. During the 1970s and 1980s, especially, their interviews with rock stars and other celebrities were great (because the stars would share certain information with PLAYBOY that they wouldn't reveal to other interviewers). I learned a great deal about John Lennon (of the Beatles) and Paul Simon (another 1960s rock musician, of Simon and Garfunkel fame) from interviews they gave to PLAYBOY during the 1980s (Lennon's was done just three months before he was shot dead). Much was revealed about how the Beatles and Simon and Garfunkel worked during the 1960s, especially how the band members had conflicts with one another even as they made some of the best pop music ever.

So yeah, there really are good articles in PLAYBOY magazine. Hugh Hefner has always had a sense of taste and class, if nothing else.

[john-e]

I never knew that ANYONE actually READS Playboy. It's not meant to be read.

You start out reading the Playmates' vital statistics, and then go on from there. But it just hasn't been the same since Shel Silverstein died. One of my favourite poems is Billy Markham and the Devil. I did a report on it in highschool - don't think the teacher ever found out it was from Playboy.

[Suet Seung]

Well, that's the thing. SC still owns the religion. I have to satisy myself with a tiny little cult.

But my cult grows every day.

Ken, Did you forget to use spell check? As I recall, Satisfy is spelled with an "f" in it. Are you quite well, Ken? This is so unexpected by an English teacher. Oh, no, now something horrible like the apocalypse might happen just because the Captain of the perfect English Grammar has misspelled a word.



Felix? Ken? You guys actually read and still read PLAYBOY? Now that's real shocking, I never figured you guys as perverted geezers. But I guess all guys read or seen porno sometime in their life as rumored. However, I thought porn mags and related stuff would be beneath you guys because theres always the option of real and breathing women (or woman).

How naive I am to think so........*whispers* pervert geezers!*whispers* JK!