View Poll Results: Aside from being angered or not, what next? Remember you _could_ lose!

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  • Use smart words to wriggle out of the fight. The rest of the crowd would listen to reason.

    2 8.00%
  • Suggest another method of contest instead of martial arts so it goes back to 1 vs 1.

    2 8.00%
  • Sneak an All Out strike (Flying Dagger, Sword 15, Quad Dragon Palm) to KO the loudmouth first.

    7 28.00%
  • Gracefully accept. Seeing it as a chance to earn glory in front of the crowd.

    5 20.00%
  • Call for reinforcements from your mates in the crowd.

    0 0%
  • Same as Option 4. But ask the hosts for lots of wine first. Might be your last drink.

    1 4.00%
  • *^#! YOUR GRANNY! Charge in immediately! Difference with #3 is that #3 is a sneak attack.

    8 32.00%
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bangs View Post
    , he might as well go home and be a farmer and live a peaceful life.
    Sounds like a better idea then going around picking fights wif other plp.
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    Let me estimate who in wuxia would go with which plan:

    Use smart words to wriggle out of the fight. The rest of the crowd would listen to reason.

    GREAT YIN YANG PALM Yue Hou would do this, seeing how he pleaded the crowd to reason with him at Hengshan.

    Suggest another method of contest instead of martial arts so it goes back to 1 vs 1.

    The Yellow Eyebrowed Monk Huangmei Dashi might do this. He might even ask you to let him hit you 3 times first.

    Sneak an All Out strike (Flying Dagger, Sword 15, Quad Dragon Palm) to KO the loudmouth first.
    THE ENLIGHTENED MONK OF GIANT WHEELS Jiumozhi. He has a record of sneak attacks: to Emperor Baoding and Sweeper Monk.

    Gracefully accept. Seeing it as a chance to earn glory in front of the crowd.

    //moron Murong Fu is an obvious one.

    His fellow craftsman, HAIR REMOVAL SPECIALIST Elder Kurong, could be another contender. He would even deceive the opponents into thinking he would kick their *** easily.

    Call for reinforcements from your mates in the crowd.

    Three words: Guo Yutang.

    Same as Option 4. But ask the hosts for lots of wine first. Might be your last drink.

    Maybe one of the enlightened monks?

    *^#! YOUR GRANNY! Charge in immediately! Difference with #3 is that #3 is a sneak attack.

    this would be the preferred method of the fearless BIG MONSTER OF PEARL CLIFF.

    There is another intuitive possibility:

    Run away.

    Murong Bo would do this, seeing how he did this when faced with the combined forces of 2 Xiao's.
    忽见柳荫下两个小孩子在哀哀痛哭,瞧模样正是武敦儒、武修文兄弟。郭芙大声叫道:「喂,你们在干甚麽?」武 修文回头见是郭芙,哭道:「我们在哭,你不见麽?」

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    Methinks that annoying little loudmouth deserves to be pune-ished.

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    If we were the same martial generation, I'd have no choice but to fight.

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    Fighting is boring, I think debating wif the fellow is more interesting.
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    KILL THEM ALL!! then proceed to kill every other living person at the martial arts meet

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    Where's the "Just because some sect issues me a challenge I've to take it? What kind of idiot do you take me for?" option?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Radken View Post
    Where's the "Just because some sect issues me a challenge I've to take it? What kind of idiot do you take me for?" option?
    Yeah there is this extra option too, as well as "You are not deserving of my fists! Come back after another 10 years of collective training and you might last more than 3 strokes!".
    Its BIxie Jianfa Gawdammit you guys!!!!

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