I SECOND THAT! (most emphatically, too!)
Half the time, it looks like his stories start along the lines of:
It's dark as night. Why?
Because the night is dark!
People are dying! How?
They were cut down by a blade! Whose blade?
The sharp blade of invincible character A!
... who's promptly cut down by invincible character B...
... who's cut down by invincible character C...
... then hero D emerges and unlike the other doofuses, he's *actually* invincible. To save herself, C reveals herself to be a woman... by revealing herself. D is stymied. C attempts seduction. The story continues.
I'll come up with a horrible wuxia plot, I promise!