Wuxia characters and modern day career options

[yittz]

If characters from Jin Yong, Gu Long and co. were brought into today's society, what jobs will suit them best?

I start -
ZWJ - healer of some sort, probably a gynaecologist or podiatrist
H7G - professional cuisine judge
Z3F - philosopher/scientist of some sort that locks himself up for 10years then come up with a noble winning idea
Zuo Bu Fan sword god - President of the World
Lin XinEr (?) - oldest profession of course

[kidd]

Shi Po Tian - chef
Cheng Ling Su - traditional medicine doctor
Lu Xiao Feng & Chu Liu Xiang - private investigators

[Suet Seung]

Wasn't there an older thread on the same topic?

[Trien Chieu]

If characters from Jin Yong, Gu Long and co. were brought into today's society, what jobs will suit them best?

I start -
ZWJ - healer of some sort, probably a gynaecologist or podiatrist
H7G - professional cuisine judge
Z3F - philosopher/scientist of some sort that locks himself up for 10years then come up with a noble winning idea
Zuo Bu Fan sword god - President of the World
Lin XinEr (?) - oldest profession of course

Shi Po Tian - chef
Cheng Ling Su - doctor
Lu Xiao Feng & Chu Liu Xiang - private investigators

Wong Yung - Chef
WSB - serial rapist
Au Yeung Ke: serial rapist
Luk Siu Fung: Player
Kong Fung: Mr world (world most handsome man)
Little fish: investigator and doctor?
Chor Lau Heung's buddy: Alcoholic
Du Gu Qiu Pai: World martial art champion

[sarakoth]

West Gate Snow Blower: professional assassin

[dewyloony123]

@ SS: Yes, I think there was--couldn't find it though.

West Gate Snow Blower: professional assassin

or... he could be in the baking business... which he was in the story...

[Felix]

HYS - drill sergeant
WSB - polygamist, he would be featured on ABC talking about the life he is living.
Luk Siu Fung - porn star. He has the mustache and everything.
Lin Xian Er - Every guy's wildest dreams. Bai Ling, but totally hotter, prettier, and better at the bed stuff.
Miejue - private school nun teacher
DaErBa - World's Strongest Man (or else the evil guy from DOMD)

[Felix]

@ SS: Yes, I think there was--couldn't find it though.



or... he could be in the baking business... which he was in the story...

Hmm, SMCS, Baker by day, assassin by night!!!

[Ken Cheng]

Yeung Gor - marriage counselor

But his entire rubric will be, "Treat your wife better, or I'll cut your ear off!"

[Bangs]

XLN=With YG, a housewife. No YG, a nun.
YG=With XLN, a hermit. No XLN, a celebrity.
GJ=Joins the crimefighting scene.
HR=A famous chef.
GX=A teacher.
GF=Probably a model.
OYF=A politician.
HQG=A fat chef.
ZBT=A stand up comedian.
HYS=Probably a triad boss.

[yittz]

WCY - leader of a resistence group, if the resistence if waining, he hides in a cave.

Kurong and JMZ will have to open a roast shop off some sort. Or else Kurong can be a barber.

YTZ - hired slave

Ah Zi - interrogation/torture team

[GuGu]

I think GJ will be a good cop. But he'll need a partner that's more street smart like HR as his partner.

[Tazzy1972]

how about DFBB as a circus freak show??

[cristal entity]

Dongguo Xian Shen: Plastic surgeon
Yu Peiyu: Korean drama, teen heartthrob... due to his most handsome face as result from Mr Dongguo's surgical skills

[-Mark]

GJ a WWE wrestler.

[sarakoth]

Hmm, SMCS, Baker by day, assassin by night!!!

Reminds me of Johnny Depp

Duan Yu: fortune teller (he was a master of the I Ching, I think)

[Tom]

GJ a WWE wrestler.

Xiao Feng would be better for that profession.

[sarakoth]

Xiao Feng would be better for that profession.

Yeah, you don't need to know how to wrestle to be in the WWE. Actually, they prefer people who don't know how to wrestle.

[Tom]

Yeah, you don't need to know how to wrestle to be in the WWE. Actually, they prefer people who don't know how to wrestle.

I'm actually referring to the size of Xiao Feng. XF is also stronger than GJ strength-wise.

[sarakoth]

I'm actually referring to the size of Xiao Feng. XF is also stronger than GJ strength-wise.

I don't know that for sure, GJ's toughness was a deciding factor in his first clash with Yang Kang.