Just for laughs (Share ya daily funnies)

[Lifeburner]

Ha! That's hilarious!

BTW, is there really a town named Fvcking in Austria??

[shen diao xia]

Ha! That's hilarious!

BTW, is there really a town named Fvcking in Austria??

I suppose so!!!

[shen diao xia]

Old movie. New watch? Watch out!



You need to pull the trigger to shoot someone or...?



Hmmm..... aero planes in the Trojan War?



Bows, arrows, ... and cellphones in the olden days?



Wow! In those days,... Adidas? Hmmm.... branded Pirate!

but not as stupid as......

[Lifeburner]

My comments on picture:
No.1: Definitely a new watch. Look at his style! He's trying to show it off! If he's not then why would he pull his sleeve up??
No.2: If you guys pay enough attention to the picture, the guy right NEXT to him is also a noob in gunfighting.
No.3: Some says that the people of Atlantis were technologically advanced. Who knows, perhaps Boeings and Airbuses were originally inspired by one of those... err, flying machines.... Just look at the shape....
No. 4: Okay, here's the story. The guy threw his cellphone to the ground cuz the girl ditched him?
No. 5: Well.... Jack Sparrow was a cool pirate, so obviously he would wear cool items... right?
No. 6 and 7: That's it. I'm leaving this to Bush haters.

[remember_Cedric]

This needs no explanation:

That's one bloody brilliant air-balloon! And, what's with that germany flag?

[shen diao xia]

Size DOES Matter!
Sometimes it is better to have a small one...

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And you were thinking of what?

[remember_Cedric]

Size DOES Matter!
Sometimes it is better to have a small one...

 click to show spoilers

And you were thinking of what?

Parking Karma? LOL nice one! Well, I was thinking of Godzilla actually. That "size" tagline reminds me of the Godzilla .....duh, from Hollywood. (It looked more like a giant lizard after mutation)

Now, I share my early anticipation of the Cloverfield Monster....... You won't be laughing if anyone of them comes true....... Alas! Thank god, it didn't.

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// Ok, the coloured one was wee bit exaggerating....

[shen diao xia]

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around,
looking for valuables; and when he picked up a CD player to place in his
sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, 'Jesus is
watching you.'

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself
a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began
searching for more valuables.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, Clear as
a bell he heard, 'Jesus is watching you.' Freaked out, he shined his light
around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a
parrot.

Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

'Yep,' the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you.'

The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'

'Moses,' replied the bird.

'Moses?' the burglar laughed . 'What kind of people would name a bird
Moses?'

'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler, Jesus.'

[Ren Ying Ying]

the geek inside me calls out. for those science lovers:

what do you get when you put an idiot into a tank of oxygen gas?
-- an oxymoron

we all know the physics formula , power = work / time

now you probably have heard that ‘knowledge is power’ and ‘time is money’ . substitute these tautologies into the formula for power to obtain

knowledge = work/money

solving for money , one finds

money = work / knowledge

therefore , the less you know , the more you make

chemistry is killing me : anytime i do a diels-alder reaction , i think i’m diene

q : why don’t catholics pray for forgiveness when sitting down ?

a : because there’s no syn elimination in the chair conformation !

q : what did the receiver say to the radio wave ?

a : ow ! that megahertz !

for more: http://disgruntledepiphany.wordpress...science-jokes/

[Bubblegum]

Eshcuse me, do you shpeak engrish?

[Bubblegum]

How to confuse an Idiot!

[remember_Cedric]

Thank you, YY & Bubbles, for the humour contribution.

[remember_Cedric]

How to confuse an Idiot!

Holy Molly! That's a fake! I clicked, and went to check the properties! It's a picture, not a video! LOL


It's Time! For funny Michael Blue-bla-bléy:

Michael Bublé - One Hit Wonder

Michael Bublé - How Do You Say Bublé?

This is not funny but definitely lovely! Call Me Irresponsible - Mother's Day

and this: Michael Bublé - Mother's Day Greeting - Love them (and Dads too), and don't run away alone and leave them (Mum & Dad) helplessly there when there's an earthquake.

Enjoy!

[PJ]

I really love this one:

[PJ]

Nice house; difficult to reach:

[jadebunny9]

I nearly choked on my food.


My favorite is actually the lettuce in pain one. There's just...something so....profound about it.

[remember_Cedric]

Sensei, you love those naughty jokes best, huh?

Bunnie, I think translation job is the easiest profession, yeah? Let's do a translation job

This is hilarious! Meet Britain's got a Talent: Mitsy Moo - Even Simon burst into laughters!

[remember_Cedric]

If anyone had seen the video on Boy Britney, and thought it was hot. Check this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKyCa...eature=related - From America's got a Talent! It's a boy! But any man would find him Hot! Even Judge David had to question his sexuality.

Yet, another transexual talent.....a group. Oh my god....some are gorgeous.....they're all blokes.....they're hot! They're talented (almost on par with Spice girls), they're not Pussy Cat Dolls....they're the Kit Cat Dolls! OMG! "Give me a dress, I'm there!!", "this is so wrong but it feels so right!" Left everyone, momentarily, speechless.

No matter how gorgeous some looked....they're feé-Males.

P/s: One of them actually look like Anna Hathaway.... can you spot her? I mean, Him!

[Ren Ying Ying]

typing papers lately? this is a funny video.

font conference:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1823766

[remember_Cedric]

LOL! That was interesting, Yingying! The video actually brought out the different characteristics of the fonts. So cool!

I knew why I always prefer Comic Sans font face.