Just for laughs (Share ya daily funnies)

[remember_Cedric]

While there's a word that goes saying: Laughter is contagious.

I think in our daily lives there tend to be some amusing event that took place. So, do share. It is not necessarily to be something that happened to-date but anytime, anywhere (like Ready credit ).

Or, it could be a funny idea/suggestion that you wished to share. Humm, try to reduce the obscenity, if it happens to be one.


From your friendly neighbourhood astrologer (gotta love that!)


P/s: Now, I know as the fire-starter of this thread, I should start the ball rolling....but my ball wouldn't roll cos its square.... (bahhh! Bad humour, I know). Anyway, give your 2 cents, 5 cents, 10 pound, a dollar blah blah of humour... even if its gonna be a $1million dollar bill.....Sowwy, no change given. (Me ain't no money-changer )

P/s: Not sure if there's a similar thread like this one. If there is, my apologies, Don't sue me. Gracias! Danke! Thank you! Sannkyu! ...whatever! Enjoy!

[oGaKirA]

Gotta Love Little Boys

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
Eight," the boy replied.
The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?"
The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either one."

[remember_Cedric]

LOL that's a good one.

Thanks for the contribution!

[remember_Cedric]

To heal the lonely hearts out there, I'm helpeless.

But, this could probably bring a smile on your face.

Question: When sound is concerned, something audible, what is the international language on Earth?

Someone want to make a guess?

Clue: It's something audible. Understood by everyone, regardless of language or religion.

[wkeej]

fart?

[remember_Cedric]

*drums*

Hmmmm anymore other answers? lol

[oGaKirA]

laughter

[GuGu]

burping?

[bellamia]

moaning

[GuGu]

moaning

hehehe i was going to say that but figured i wouldn't cause i don't want to get someone started in that department. hehehe

[mind_wander]

To heal the lonely hearts out there, I'm helpeless.

But, this could probably bring a smile on your face.

Question: When sound is concerned, something audible, what is the international language on Earth?

Someone want to make a guess?

Clue: It's something audible. Understood by everyone, regardless of language or religion.

Answer: Music is the international language because its audible and this probably could bring a smile on your face.

[remember_Cedric]

Actually, wkeej got it right!

It's Fart! (I guess my question given under this section gives a good clue.)

Fart, reason being: When its audible, it creates "symphony", and it triggers laughters. Congrats to wkeej! *claps*

Oh actually, Relieve is the "overall" word. Fart is when it comes from the back and burp is from the front. :P As for moaning... hmmm I won't get into that lol

p/s: I better stop getting into details before this topic gets locked.

[remember_Cedric]

The Sammy Chronicles - You just gotta love this cat. They've got that attitude and such a chubby fluffer

Smoky the Mad Cat - I used to keep a cat as pet, and whenever she's on her moods, my hand gets it. *sweats* But I missed her bites

Shake it! - Who says cats can't do it?

Flippy held hostage - the pre-sequel to the below video. Explains why Flippy couldn't sleep well.

Bad Dream - Flippy is having a hard time sleeping lately...(How can you not love cats?)

Flippy sings - Chocolate Rain. The record sales that broke Michael Jackson's ()

Numa Numa (Flippy's version...in english) - I told you. Flippy is talented

Flippy, the Fluffball - The making of a Fluffball.

Flippy calling 1 and Flippy calling 2 - When a cat calls, its not done for fun. It should be asking for needs. I mean....its hungry or whatever, ya know? *ahem*

So much for my cats and Flippy obsession. I'm anti-animal abuse. The above videos are just for laughs. Enjoy!

[Sparky]

My Chinese sucks so I didn't understand half of it (or at least they don't teach you to say those sort of things in Chinese school lol), but I made out enough of it so that it could put a smile on my face.

Content is not really PG rated, so watch at your own risk.

click to show/hide spoilers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcgjYyLCHic

Oh and a G-rated albeit slightly offensive joke...
Um, what's a Mexican's favourite sport?

[LuNaR]

My Chinese sucks so I didn't understand half of it (or at least they don't teach you to say those sort of things in Chinese school lol), but I made out enough of it so that it could put a smile on my face.

Content is not really PG rated, so watch at your own risk.

click to show/hide spoilers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcgjYyLCHic

Oh and a G-rated albeit slightly offensive joke...
Um, what's a Mexican's favourite sport?

dont understand the video, except a few words here and there and i think i heard cum

mexican fav sport = soccer

[Felix]

dont understand the video, except a few words here and there and i think i heard cum

mexican fav sport = soccer

Is this something to due with immigration. Hurdles (over fences)?

[LuNaR]

Is this something to due with immigration. Hurdles (over fences)?

need to ask sparky

[LuNaR]

heres something funny (scary maybe, but not really lol)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q16KpquGsIc

[LuNaR]

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[LuNaR]

i never noticed this thread lol, now i will dominate it

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