Give wuxia titles to political leaders

[PJ]

Previously, I proposed that Taiwanese president Ma Ying-jeou, if a wuxia character, deserves the title NINE HEAVEN DRAGON SAINT.

Which title would you give to Ma Zedong, Chiang Kai-Shek, Sun Yat Sen, George Bush, Chen Shui-Bian, Stalin, Hitler, Wen Jiabao, Deng Xiaoping etc?

Clearly, somebody deserves to be called HE WHO KILLS OTHERS AT SIGHT.

Since a lot of young Chinese girls are obsessed with Wen Jiabao, I think his title should be SEXY BEAST.

For Deng Xiaoping's modernization of China, he should be called the GREAT YIN YANG POLITICIAN of China -- for achieving a balance between yin (socialism) and yang (capitalism) in China.

[dewyloony123]

For Deng Xiaoping's modernization of China, he should be called the GREAT YIN YANG POLITICIAN of China -- for achieving a balance between yin (socialism) and yang (capitalism) in China.

::titter:: I'm sorry--that makes him sound bisexual...

[PJ]

::titter:: I'm sorry--that makes him sound bisexual...

Why? He's named after GREAT YIN YANG PALM Yue Hou from SPW.

[dewyloony123]

Why? He's named after GREAT YIN YANG PALM Yue Hou from SPW.

::titter:: Didn't know it was named after an actual character.

As for why: goes for yin *and* yang... get my drift?

[PJ]

::titter:: Didn't know it was named after an actual character.

As for why: goes for yin *and* yang... get my drift?

I get where you're coming from. But frankly, in wuxia, achieving a yin-yang balance is normal for high level fighters (just think of Guo Jing). There's no gender or sexual implication.

[dewyloony123]

of course, but the opening was big enough for a Humvee to go through

[Ken Cheng]

ORANGE-HAIRED WILD BEAST Donald Trump

WHITE-HAIRED PEOPLE'S HERO Bernie Sanders

SHE WHO DELETES EMAILS Madame Hillary Clinton

[PJ]

SHE WHO DELETES EMAILS AT WILL Hillary Clinton - I like that.

Donald is more like the ORANGE-FURRED RACIST DEVIL. Or ORANGE-FURRED PUSSY GROPER.

Also:
HE WHO CURSES FOREIGN DIGNITARIES AT WILL Duterte.
SOFT-MANNERED TEDDY BEAR Jeb Bush.
BONE-SMASHING CRUSADER Ted Cruz
HANDSOME PRINCE Justin Trudeau
BARE-CHESTED TIGER SUBDUER Vladimir Putin
PROFANITY-LOVING DRUNK RANTER Rob Ford
UNIVERSALLY REVERED IMPARTIAL DIVINITY King Bhumibol Adulyadej

[PJ]

MUSCULAR-BODIED UNCONTROLLABLE SEXTER Anthony Weiner.

[Trien Chieu]

Tuk Ko Kau Pai Donald John Trump. He destroyed all his powerful opponents one by one to win the presidency without support from his own party and media . He was truly the heavy underdog on his own to win the election decisively. His victory was more impressive than any recent leader in the world. He was truly invincible like Tuk Ko Kau Pai. Hopefully he will be one of the greatest president ever just like Tuk Ko Kau Pai.

[jadebunny9]

Tuk Ko Kau Pai Donald John Trump. He destroyed all his powerful opponents one by one to win the presidency without support from his own party and media . He was truly the heavy underdog on his own to win the election decisively. His victory was more impressive than any recent leader in the world. He was truly invincible like Tuk Ko Kau Pai. Hopefully he will be one of the greatest president ever just like Tuk Ko Kau Pai.

Even after all these years, you still leave me speechless.

[erikchiu]

::titter:: I'm sorry--that makes him sound bisexual...

Yes, I also have the same feeling with you

[Ian Liew]

Even after all these years, you still leave me speechless.

I get where you're coming from, but surely it was only to be expected?