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  • CC + Candide

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  • PJ + Ren Wo Xing

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Thread: PJ + Ren Wo Xing -vs- CC + Candide

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    Default PJ + Ren Wo Xing -vs- CC + Candide

    Who would win?

    Just being creative/"thinking outside the box" here...
    忽见柳荫下两个小孩子在哀哀痛哭,瞧模样正是武敦儒、武修文兄弟。郭芙大声叫道:「喂,你们在干甚麽?」武 修文回头见是郭芙,哭道:「我们在哭,你不见麽?」

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    The alliteration of that many C's can't be beat.

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    If PJ and RWX worked together, they/we cannot be beat, because they/we would be the Great Sichuan team.

    Unfortunately, as members of Chongqing and Chengdu respectively, we would end up fighting amongst ourselves...
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    Do you know why Ren Wo Xing MUST be on my team? Well, let me just clue you guys in slightly: his real name has something to do with my name. We're really a complement to each other.

    What shall we name our team? We need to come up with something sizzling, being Sichuanese and all.
    忽见柳荫下两个小孩子在哀哀痛哭,瞧模样正是武敦儒、武修文兄弟。郭芙大声叫道:「喂,你们在干甚麽?」武 修文回头见是郭芙,哭道:「我们在哭,你不见麽?」

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    Exercising my imagination, the fight could go down like this:

    Calling on ELOC power, PJ executes Thunder Initiates Above the 9th Sky. This is the signature move of Taoist Priest 9 Wings from Zu Mountain. Even cream of the crop fighters in wulin would have trouble withstanding such a blow. But little did PJ know that Candide has reached the peak of perfection in GT: Gender Transformation. With the tide of energy pushing against his chest, Candide suddenly morphed into a foxy babe. Startled and unwilling to fight the opposite sex, PJ withdrew his attack instantly, demonstrating the prestigious feat of ISOS: Instantaneous Stoppage Of Strike.

    On the other side, CC and Ren Wo Xing are going at it fiercely. CC has utilized the full spectrum of his wuxia math to power the Daizong Way. One can see the mighty Ashura sabre flying in and out of his right hand, while his left hand is busy counting numbers. Actually his left fingers are performing complex algorithmic calculations that even modern-day Ph.D.s in Mathematics would take several minutes to do; but they have not reached the peak of perfection in wuxia math like CC has. The entrancing Daizong Way is being utilized beyond perfection in such a manner. And yet, how was CC to know that Ren Wo Xing has reached the level of MAOO: Magnetic Absoroption Of Objects, where he can perform rLDA: reverse LDA, by POTTA: Pulling Objects Through The Air, without physical contact. Every time CC uses the Ashura sabre, he feels a strong omni-directional magnitizing force pulling on his weapon, as if it could be snatched out any moment without warning.
    Last edited by PJ; 06-20-08 at 02:59 PM.
    忽见柳荫下两个小孩子在哀哀痛哭,瞧模样正是武敦儒、武修文兄弟。郭芙大声叫道:「喂,你们在干甚麽?」武 修文回头见是郭芙,哭道:「我们在哭,你不见麽?」

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    PJ and RWX end up killing each other so CC and Candide wins =D

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    This is going to be slightly off topic, but does PJ really stand for pajamas?

    v Lol, though I prefer to use gambatte.
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    candide hwaiting!

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    Ladies and gentleman,

    You guys dun know candide

    I know candide

    Candide knows lotsa stuff

    like how cats like bobbies

    how man like woman who like woman

    how YG is a wuss, GJ is a dumbass, LHC is a drunkard sissy, ZWJ worse than them.

    There;s like nothing that candide doesn't know- he/she owns the -pedia after all.

    So, my vote goes to candide.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChronoReverse View Post
    PJ and RWX end up killing each other so CC and Candide wins =D
    Nah, it won't happen that way. Our love for the common goal is too great.
    忽见柳荫下两个小孩子在哀哀痛哭,瞧模样正是武敦儒、武修文兄弟。郭芙大声叫道:「喂,你们在干甚麽?」武 修文回头见是郭芙,哭道:「我们在哭,你不见麽?」

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    This is too easy. 31st stratagem of the ancient 36 - the beauty trap. I'm gonna send some of my big-boobies chicks (or maybe I can dress up as one myself) to cause discord within the PJ-RWX team while CC engages both in a battle of wits - his sharp one-liners versus their lengthy poetic paragraphs. Fire deviation resulting from both North and South brains competing for blood flow will destroy them. C team for da win!

    Solo, you got it wrong about Guo Jing and ZWJ. Those two are my favourites! I like your rap though.
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    As much as I respect all of your minds, candide takes the cake. So the C team.

    Honourable mention: the Sichuan team.

    ps Candide promised me pics if I vote her way.
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    So it's the C team -vs- the Sichuan team?

    How [email protected]
    忽见柳荫下两个小孩子在哀哀痛哭,瞧模样正是武敦儒、武修文兄弟。郭芙大声叫道:「喂,你们在干甚麽?」武 修文回头见是郭芙,哭道:「我们在哭,你不见麽?」

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    Quote Originally Posted by PJ View Post
    So it's the C team -vs- the Sichuan team?

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    Hey weren't 5th and 6th from Sichuan in Book and Sword?

    Sichuan Twin Prodigies
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    Quote Originally Posted by yittz View Post
    Hey weren't 5th and 6th from Sichuan in Book and Sword?

    Sichuan Twin Prodigies
    Those would be the Sichuan twin knights, right? The white and the black.
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    I changed it because its a battle of wits.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aventinus View Post
    The alliteration of that many C's can't be beat.
    The Alliteration of C's, now how can I not vote for that after reading this...oh so how much it reminds me of advertising for Survivor games...waiting for its comeback.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Felix View Post
    The Alliteration of C's, now how can I not vote for that after reading this...oh so how much it reminds me of advertising for Survivor games...waiting for its comeback.
    I was the one who started the Survivor games here, but after having hosted it once, I admit that I've *never* wanted to lead one again. It was just too time- and energy-consuming.

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    It would have been more interesting if you made this a public poll. I do think the Cís team got the right combination of lethal spices to sweat us all.

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    But me and PJ are from Sichuan; we eat, drink, and piss spices! It has nothing on us.
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