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    Default Ever wonder how some martials arts are created...?

    I mean.....there are some strange arts out there...but the cultivation of which is sometime even stranger...or even if it works...

    Just jogged from Jade Maiden.

    LCY: "Okay so to cultivate this art you're gonna need two people. You're gonna get hot so you want to strip off all your clothing to prevent injury.
    Maid: "Master, is that the way you learned it?"
    LCY: " Uh...what..no..I just invented this, I know t works because..um...theory blah blah vlah"

    Or you know the dude that wrote the Sunflower scroll...

    Man, I've been wroking at this for years now and still no progress...what to do...what to do....maybe if I cut off my wang.....let see...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aventinus View Post
    I mean.....there are some strange arts out there...but the cultivation of which is sometime even stranger...or even if it works...

    Or you know the dude that wrote the Sunflower scroll...

    Man, I've been wroking at this for years now and still no progress...what to do...what to do....maybe if I cut off my wang.....let see...
    Actually, I believe the Sunflower Manual creator was initially a eunuch. So that is why he was already started out without a D*ck. I find many people disturbed with this martial arts because people have to cut it off. But I think this martial arts was always intended just for eunuch to learn. So therefore, those eunuchs were already chopped off at an early age. Not that disturbing in this case.

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    Hehe reminds me of the story of the beef roast.

    A woman always prepared her roasts the same way. She would season and the roast and then marinate it for 24 hours. Then she would cut an inch off each end of the roast, place the cut roast in a pan and bake at 425 for 2 hours. The woman passes this technique to her daughter. And her daughter did roasts this way for years until one day the daughter asked the woman why she cut the ends off the roast. The woman said she didn't know, but that was the way her mother (the daughter's grandmother always did it) And so they decided to ask grandma why she would cut a inch off of each end of the roast. Grandma replies, "So it will fit in the roast pan."

    I just imagine DFBB years later figuring out that he had castrated himself solely because the originator was wangless and nothing more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aventinus View Post
    Hehe reminds me of the story of the beef roast.

    A woman always prepared her roasts the same way. She would season and the roast and then marinate it for 24 hours. Then she would cut an inch off each end of the roast, place the cut roast in a pan and bake at 425 for 2 hours. The woman passes this technique to her daughter. And her daughter did roasts this way for years until one day the daughter asked the woman why she cut the ends off the roast. The woman said she didn't know, but that was the way her mother (the daughter's grandmother always did it) And so they decided to ask grandma why she would cut a inch off of each end of the roast. Grandma replies, "So it will fit in the roast pan."

    I just imagine DFBB years later figuring out that he had castrated himself solely because the originator was wangless and nothing more.

    Lol. It'd be funny that all you needed wasn't to castrate, but just to draw blood.
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    Another question I have is "This art will rule the world one you reach the 10th level of mastery.."

    But it's so difficult that no on has been able to get past level 7.

    If no one has, then how the F do you know there are 10 levels?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aventinus View Post
    I just imagine DFBB years later figuring out that he had castrated himself solely because the originator was wangless and nothing more.
    well it was explained in the story that castration was necessary for the chi manipulation required to achieve superhuman speed. which is why people who learnt "fake evil resisting sword play" did not have high speed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aventinus View Post
    Another question I have is "This art will rule the world one you reach the 10th level of mastery.."

    But it's so difficult that no on has been able to get past level 7.

    If no one has, then how the F do you know there are 10 levels?
    they probably used maths to calculate it but figured its gonna take 200 years to reach level 10 so they said "*** it"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aventinus View Post
    Another question I have is "This art will rule the world one you reach the 10th level of mastery.."

    But it's so difficult that no on has been able to get past level 7.

    If no one has, then how the F do you know there are 10 levels?
    You know to get to Pluto, you have to go past the orbits of Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and [most of] Neptune.

    Just because no one has done it doesn't mean we don't know about it. Mostly, they may be theoretical projections and extrapolations.

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    Ah but that's given that you know Pluto exists.
    I mean for the most part it's not like a new level just mean you are stronger period..I mean with it seems to come new skill sets and stuff.

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