GJ v. YG v. CMG v. C3F v. KF v. DY v. HJ (yeah another twist)

[ChanceEncounter]

Li Wenxiu will lose a few hands in a row, then get depressed and take a ride in the desert.

[Ken Cheng]

Luk Siu Fung would call in Sai Mun Chui Sheut to help him cut the deck.

[PJ]

SWORD GOD would intimidate the players by slicing the poker table into 300 identical pieces with 1 move.

[Ken Cheng]

SWORD GOD would intimidate the players by slicing the poker table into 300 identical pieces with 1 move.

But then, they'd kick his a*s for ruining their game.

[PJ]

But then, they'd kick his a*s for ruining their game.

No, Xuzhu would exert his internal energy in such a way that the crumbled pieces revert back up to form the table again (like how he made Xuandu's blood flow back). This would be an EXCELLENT cheap editing trick (play the sequence in reverse) for the movie we're making.

[PJ]

Yideng would say "what's the point of winning this game? first you have to win yourself." That would get everyone to stop for 2 seconds, then they would promptly go back to playing.

Huang Yaoshi would hate the game b/c he has to play by predefined rules. He would leave after 1 round.

Hong Qigong would have really good cards, but Yang Guo knew just how to make him lose. Indeed, the 9 fingered beggar could not resist the fresh smell of the food strategically placed on his qcards, and ate them before laying them down.

Ouyang Feng poisoned the cards, hoping to kill everyone in secret. Unfortunately, Zhang Wuji used the Great Reversal to reverse the poison back to him.

[jadebunny9]

xu zhu doesn't know how to play the game, so he will not fold when he has a 2 and a 7, nor will he fold when YG keeps trying to bluff and raise the pot. but oddly enough, there will be three 7s in the flip

This just got me laughing.

[Ken Cheng]

They'll notice that Seung Gwoon Gum Hung's cards are not on the table, nor are they in his hands.

Somebody will ask Seung Gwoon, "Where are your cards?"

He'll reply, "The cards are in my heart."

[CC]

Ouyang Feng poisoned the cards, hoping to kill everyone in secret. Unfortunately, Zhang Wuji used the Great Reversal to reverse the poison back to him.

No, it will end up getting reversed into poor You Tan Zhi who was not even playing the game but standing by the side waiting to attack XF.

[CC]

They'll notice that Seung Gwoon Gum Hung's cards are not on the table, nor are they in his hands.

Somebody will ask Seung Gwoon, "Where are your cards?"

He'll reply, "The cards are in my heart."

And Li Xunhuan's last hidden card will ALWAYS be the Ace of Spades for some inexplicable reason?

[ChanceEncounter]

And Sweeper Monk will come in, stand in the middle of the table, take everyone's chips, and enlighten them all to stop gambling.

[Ken Cheng]

The guys around the table will grumble about Sai Mun Chui Sheut and Yip Goo Sing, who *insist* on playing the game on the roof.

[CC]

And Sweeper Monk will come in, stand in the middle of the table, take everyone's chips, and enlighten them all to stop gambling.

And after they all leave in, Xu Zhu comes back from his toilet break and gets all the chips left on the table.

[the.raven]

no, they reach a stalemate.


and then Xu Zhu appears and randomly puts down a hand and wins.

[Ren Wo Xing]

Ren Woxing: Often imitated, never quite replicated, as we can see from this thread.

[PJ]

Elder Kurong would touch the cards, and all the print would disappear. This is the essence of: One-Touch Wiping.

Duan Yanqing would write on the table with his cane: "What cards do you have?" And then Xiao Feng would use his feet to wipe out the writing.

[PJ]

This topic has effectively become Reenactment of Wuxia Phenomena at a Poker Table.

[Ken Cheng]

The Four Kings on the cards would be: K'ang Hsi, Chien Lung, Genghis Khan, and Kublai Khan

Of course, Mo Yung F'uk would see his own face on each of the King cards.

Chow Bak Tung's face would be on the Joker card.

[PJ]

Dugu Qiubai would spit blood after winning every round. He would almost kill himself because the unworthiness of his opponents are driving him nuts.

Whenever somebody else wins, Zhou Botong would say: "If my martial arts brother Wang Chongyang were alive, you couldn't last 10 seconds with him."

[ChanceEncounter]

Whenever somebody else wins, Zhou Botong would say: "If my martial arts brother Wang Chongyang were alive, you couldn't last 10 seconds with him."

Strong work.