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    Default Martial ARTS

    For PJ.

    Gwok Jing: Teacher, how do I use Hong Lung 18 Palms?

    North Beggar Hung 7 Gung: With your palms, of course.

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    I sensed this was coming!!!

    In fact, almost every question you ask, potentially makes your vulnerable to ARTS.

    For example, SWORD GOD Zhuo Bufan once asked: "We're here find the cure to Shengsi Fu, and yet you're about to make it go extinct; how are you going to respond to everybody?" [大伙儿要从此人口中,查究破解生死符的法门,老兄却突然性起,要将这人杀死。众兄弟身上的生死 符催起命来,老兄如何交代?”]

    What would be the ARTS answer, Ken?
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    忽见柳荫下两个小孩子在哀哀痛哭,瞧模样正是武敦儒、武修文兄弟。郭芙大声叫道:「喂,你们在干甚麽?」武 修文回头见是郭芙,哭道:「我们在哭,你不见麽?」

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    Q: What's ARTS?

    A: Reference
    忽见柳荫下两个小孩子在哀哀痛哭,瞧模样正是武敦儒、武修文兄弟。郭芙大声叫道:「喂,你们在干甚麽?」武 修文回头见是郭芙,哭道:「我们在哭,你不见麽?」

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    Quote Originally Posted by PJ View Post
    I sensed this was coming!!!

    In fact, almost every question you ask, potentially makes your vulnerable to ARTS.

    For example, SWORD GOD Zhuo Bufan once asked: "We're here find the cure to Shengsi Fu, and yet you're about to make it go extinct; how are you going to respond to everybody?" [大伙儿要从此人口中,查究破解生死符的法门,老兄却突然性起,要将这人杀死。众兄弟身上的生死 符催起命来,老兄如何交代?”]

    What would be the ARTS answer, Ken?
    Hmmm.

    I'd say, "sorry."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken Cheng View Post
    Hmmm.

    I'd say, "sorry."
    I was thinking "with my mouth," but "sorry" works too
    忽见柳荫下两个小孩子在哀哀痛哭,瞧模样正是武敦儒、武修文兄弟。郭芙大声叫道:「喂,你们在干甚麽?」武 修文回头见是郭芙,哭道:「我们在哭,你不见麽?」

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    Many people don't appreciate ARTS.

    ARTSists are different from most other people.

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    Yes, ARTistS think outside the box.
    忽见柳荫下两个小孩子在哀哀痛哭,瞧模样正是武敦儒、武修文兄弟。郭芙大声叫道:「喂,你们在干甚麽?」武 修文回头见是郭芙,哭道:「我们在哭,你不见麽?」

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    Quote Originally Posted by PJ View Post
    I was thinking "with my mouth," but "sorry" works too
    oh i get it, so like if someone says "answer me!!"

    I will say "me."

    if he says "say something intelligent!"

    I will say "something intelligent"

    is that right.

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    Exacto.



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    忽见柳荫下两个小孩子在哀哀痛哭,瞧模样正是武敦儒、武修文兄弟。郭芙大声叫道:「喂,你们在干甚麽?」武 修文回头见是郭芙,哭道:「我们在哭,你不见麽?」

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    Ken, would you say that ARTS is basically MSAC: Making Smart A$$ Comments?
    忽见柳荫下两个小孩子在哀哀痛哭,瞧模样正是武敦儒、武修文兄弟。郭芙大声叫道:「喂,你们在干甚麽?」武 修文回头见是郭芙,哭道:「我们在哭,你不见麽?」

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    Quote Originally Posted by PJ View Post
    Ken, would you say that ARTS is basically MSAC: Making Smart A$$ Comments?
    Pretty much.

    Mt. SAC is also a popular junior college around my neck of the woods.

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