GuLong has a lot more novels that nobody has translated. I am going to start with a new one, and hope others will continue it (if they have time). This one is titled: 英雄无泪 (Heroes Shed No Tears)
A high mountain, a low crag, a new spring, an ancient pine, a red hot stove, a pot of green tea, an old person, a youth.
“What is the world’s most fearsome weapon?”
The youth replies to the old man: “Is it the un-intercept-able flying daggers of Little Li?”
“This was true in times past, but not at present.”
“Because ever since Li Tan Hua died, this kind of weapon has retired.” Old man sighs sadly: “Henceforth, the world will never have Li Tan Hua’s kind of person; will also never have this kind of flying dagger again.”
The youth gazes up the mountain, at the summit’s white clouds covering it.
“Today, what is the world’s most fearsome weapon?” Asks the youth: “Is it Gentleman Blue’s ancient sword of Mt. Blue?”
“Is it South Sea super power king’s iron mace?”
“Is it GuangDong setting sun Ma ChangFeng’s silver spear?”
“Is it 3 years ago, on the ancient Handan road, the light cavalry who executed 8 invaders’ Meteoric Moon saber?”
“I’ve got it!” The youth said confidently: “It’s got to be Yang Zheng’s Departing Hook!”
“Still wrong. Although the weapons you mentioned are fearsome, they are not the most fearsome kind.”
“What is the most fearsome kind?”
“It’s a box.”
“A box?” gasped the surprised youth. “The world’s most fearful weapon now is a box?”