The Epidemic of Male Infertility
Tofu & soy are foods for monks and girls!!! They're good for women, and for monks, they kill their sex drive so they won't get horny and screw the nuns.
For men, it's our friggin' kryptonite!!!
If you wonder why so many Asian dudes in Hong Kong, Singapore and Taiwan are girly, it's because they consume Asian pop culture and fvckin' tofu!!!
Eat more beef, b!tches!!! Put that cup of soy milk down!!!
On the other hand, when you go out on a coffee date, get your girl a soy latte. It makes them hot.