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    Quote Originally Posted by expression View Post
    I should have guessed. Cooking up some conspiracy Candy? Gosh there're so many dark schemes looming over spcnet nowadays.
    LOL - good one expresso, it's indeed I confirm - our Unmanned Drone from our SPCNET megalomaniacs organization doing its job

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    Very scary. I'd better sharpen my telons in advance. War Alert on Spcnet!
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    Quote Originally Posted by expression View Post
    Lol Candy is obviously concerned about his fellow men.
    What so funny, grandma? This sh!t is a matter of life & death!!!

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    Asian males look better when they appear more feminine anyway
    Bullsh!t alert! Bullsh!t alert!

    Quote Originally Posted by kidd
    But, the phenomenon of girly Japanese guys only started in these 2 decades. Japanese guys are not girly in the past. Look at that Japanese guy who played Conqueror in 'Stormriders 1'.
    Because they've been eating more tofu in the last 20 years thanks to pinko commie Westerners telling them how cool that is!
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    Try to avoid eating tofu and beef together. It's probably not kosher.

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    Yay - let us sign a petition to ask Gackt to eat less tofu - LOL - that guy look scary

    *runs and hides from angry mob of SPCNET female members LOL*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken Cheng View Post
    Try to avoid eating tofu and beef together. It's probably not kosher.
    LOL Batman, we post at nearly the same time - hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken Cheng View Post
    Try to avoid eating tofu and beef together. It's probably not kosher.
    Did you get hit on by a crazy Jewish woman after you ate tofu and beef last time?

    I agree. Eating both tofu and beef will make one of your balls bigger than the other.
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    I thought beef and tofu would provide the perfect balance of yin and yang.

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    I recommend men to get their daily dose of Yin directly from women, not fvcking tofu!
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    Now now Candy is all out in his war against tofu.

    But sir, I guess you didn't realize that in Chinese, "eating tofu 吃豆腐" is a nice thing for guys?
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    Quote Originally Posted by atlantean0208 View Post
    Yay - let us sign a petition to ask Gackt to eat less tofu - LOL - that guys look scary

    *runs and hides from angry mob of SPCNET female members LOL*
    Gackt looks the messed up way he does now, because the douche decided to get plastic surgery. Seriously, he went from being one of the most majestic performers to a nutbag. Still, amazing voice though.
    Because I'm somewhere in between,
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    I love tofu especial tofu fa at dim sum.
    I only stop eating tofu if it's proven unhealthy like junk food, otherwise I will continue eating it as long as it's healthy. I don't believe in the sex drive thing. Sex has more to do with culture and way of life. Asian cultures don't worship sex like western culture, it's a taboo. Asian cultures worship wealth (Money, house, car, food, education, ect), not sex. I like japanese food, even though I don't eat sushi. They are very healthy, healthier than western and other asian foods. There is reason why the life expectancy of the japanese is among the longest.

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    I recommend men to get their daily dose of Yin directly from women, not fvcking tofu!
    Eat more tofu...;-) Some of your posts indicate that you may need it...:-]
    But of course, to each their own...;-)
    别想把黑暗放在我的面前
    太阳已经生长在我心底
    不再有封闭的畏惧
    奔腾的灵魂飞上天际
    太阳 我在这里

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaded WenEr View Post
    Gackt looks the messed up way he does now, because the douche decided to get plastic surgery. Seriously, he went from being one of the most majestic performers to a nutbag. Still, amazing voice though.
    Hmmm. Sounds like some dude I used to know. Michael...Jackson, or something like that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken Cheng View Post
    Hmmm. Sounds like some dude I used to know. Michael...Jackson, or something like that?
    Bishōnen to the extreme: http://webstudent21.basd.k12.wi.us/Gackt_bio.jpg

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    Stares at Candy's avatar: are you so mad at tofu because they fed you too much of it when you're young?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trien Chieu View Post
    I love tofu especial tofu fa at dim sum.
    I only stop eating tofu if it's proven unhealthy like junk food, otherwise I will continue eating it as long as it's healthy. I don't believe in the sex drive thing. Sex has more to do with culture and way of life. Asian cultures don't worship sex like western culture, it's a taboo. Asian cultures worship wealth (Money, house, car, food, education, ect), not sex. I like japanese food, even though I don't eat sushi. They are very healthy, healthier than western and other asian foods. There is reason why the life expectancy of the japanese is among the longest.
    Thanks for proving my point!

    exy: I'm the kitty, not the titties!
    Last edited by Candide; 12-22-08 at 08:23 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trien Chieu View Post
    I love tofu especial tofu fa at dim sum.
    I only stop eating tofu if it's proven unhealthy like junk food, otherwise I will continue eating it as long as it's healthy. I don't believe in the sex drive thing. Sex has more to do with culture and way of life. Asian cultures don't worship sex like western culture, it's a taboo. Asian cultures worship wealth (Money, house, car, food, education, ect), not sex. I like japanese food, even though I don't eat sushi. They are very healthy, healthier than western and other asian foods. There is reason why the life expectancy of the japanese is among the longest.
    I don't agree that Asian cultures don't worship sex like the western culture. Asian cultures DO put a lot of importance into sex, BUT they are just more covert about it so you mistakenly THINK that they don't worship sex. However, I think the Asian culture values sex just as much as any culture does. Whoever thinks that the Asian culture does not value sex that much must be either naive or comes from the countryside.... That was how my cousin thinks but I think she has changed her mind ever since she got married.
    Respect other people's opinions and views. If we learn how to do that than all of these fights and arguments will not occur.

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    This is the best thread ever - LOL, not the titties but the kitties $this->handle_bbcode_img_match('http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r53/garrett850/HappyMonkey.gif')
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trinie View Post
    Whoever thinks that the Asian culture does not value sex that much must be either naive or comes from the countryside....
    Or eats too much tofu.

    People from the countryside aren't that naive about sex. TC is Viet. Vietnamese countryside humour is full of sex jokes - many are down right dirty & kinky.

    atlantean0208, I updated that: not the titties but the kitty. It rhymes!
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