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Definitely eats beef, not tofu.
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The U.S. auto industry might not be what it once was, but the U.S. beef industry is as great as ever.
What can I say? I'm still standing! No weapon against me shall prosper! I am more than a conqueror!!!
I don't care to sit by the window on an airplane. If I can't control it, why look?
Because I'm somewhere in between,
My love and my agony.
It's not the case that I eat tofu that much, but I like its taste.
Jokes and real life are two different things. Having children out of wedlock and single parents are still a taboo and being look down upon. Lot of divorced asian women or asian single moms end up with non-asian men because decent asian men wouldn't want to be with them. Perhap this explains why there are way more non-asian men asian woman couples than the asian men non-asian women couples.
"Anything you can't say NO to is your MASTER, and you are its SLAVE."
"I disapprove of what I say, but I will defend to the death my right to say it."
This is all very naughty and scandalous...
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Aw nooos. Our very own Kung Fu Pandamao has been ensnared by the charm of Candid Puss in Boobs. Can Master Oogway TC save her from the evil paws of Candid by building an igloo with tofu? Will the Expressive Condor jump in to help one side or wait to pick the flesh of the loser? Will ICEMAN steal the igloo for his own use? Will I get banned for spamming?
Wait till the next instalment to find out.
On a side note, oysters are reported to increase sperm count and testosterone. Cheaper ways are cheap alcohol and chocolate.
My personal page: http://www.whileranting.com.
Check out my creations and read the legendary Judge Expression's Courtroom Service.
Pandamao hopping away towards Candide, causing earthquakes all over SPCNET, but before she was able to get close Master Oogway intercepted Pandamao's attention. He threw bamboo sticks up in the air and slowly catching it back. Pandamao recalls, "This is how Stephen Chow won in Love on a Delivery, is sifu trying to tell me something?" Swaying her away slowly with tons and tons of bamboo tossed up in the air as if it was a shower of bamboos. Slowly the northward direction towards Candide Pandamao was heading has diverged to another path. Pounding away once again, she could not resist the temptations of bamboo, however, images of ice sculptures made of tofu still persist in her mind. Errrkkk sudden brake from Pandamao. A drift of silence. Suddenly birds flocked out of a tree, the japanese samarui song playing in the heads of Master Oogway and Candide. Candide thinking, "Am I safe or should I just jump off this cliff to waste my oh-so-delicate genes?" Oogway also pondering, "Pandamao resisting bamboo?!?!"
to be continue ... care to finish it off? (Btw, I definitely don't have such a great flair to my writing )
Hatred is a curve blade. The harm we do to others, we also do to ourselves.
i tell you, some ppl argue for the sake of arguing.
The three stood there.
Still.
The cold breeze brushes past Panda's hair.
The retreating sun sets behind Candy's shadow.
They stood still - as if Time has, yet again, left the present dimension to visit her lover in the 26th dimension.
Staring at each other.....................
Maybe tofu causes brain malfunctions too!