Funniest Moment in Wuxia?

[HuangRong]

Thanks, but... still doesn't ring a bell. Could anybody briefly describe his death, or point me to the chapter so I can look it up on my own?

[pannonian]

Thanks, but... still doesn't ring a bell. Could anybody briefly describe his death, or point me to the chapter so I can look it up on my own?

Juxian manor. Right at the start of the confrontation, Qi Liu took a swipe at Xiao Feng, but his sabre rebounded off something and flew into a beam on the ceiling, with him still attached to it. He was unwilling to let go of his sabre, so he swung back and forth, trying to pull it out. Meanwhile below him, Xiao Feng and the others were deep in an argument. After some to and fro of words, Xiao Feng and the Xuan monks exchanged palms. Just at that moment, Qi Liu had finally freed his sabre and dropped to the floor, right between Xiao Feng's and the monks' palms, getting squished in the process.

[ChronoReverse]

Fast Sabre Qi Liu let out an unusual yelp and took off. He didn't jump, but was kicked by Qiao Feng in his stomach. He was prepared to slash down with his sabre onto Qiao Feng's head, but because his body took off, this slash went astray. With a loud thud, his sabre came down upon one of the support beams on the ceiling. With the force he put into the chop, the cut was several centimeters deep and his sabre actually got stuck within the cut. This particular sabre was the prized weapon of Fast Sabre Qi Liu, it was the weapon that made him famous. So, facing such a formidable foe, he could not bring himself to let go of the sabre as he grasped the handle of the sabre tightly as he could with his right hand. In doing this, he doomed himself to hang in the air. It was quite an unusual situation, but everyone down in the hall was staring death in the face and nobody dared to even spare a moment to even take a look at him, much less laugh at his predicament.

Much later...

But with so many people at the gathering, as soon as he knocked 10 people down, another 10 people took their place. "If this keeps up, I'll eventually die of exhaustion. It's probably the best to find a place to escape first." Qiao Feng figured as he carefully surveyed for an escape route as he fought.

Zhao QianSun was lying on the ground, unable to move. But he was still able to see that Qiao Feng was looking to escape.

"Everyone, attack him! Don't let this despicable dog bastard get away!" He shouted.

Adrenaline pumping, Qiao Feng could feel his fury gradually taking over, hearing Zhao QianSun's words finally sent him over the edge.

"This dog bastard is going to start off his killing spree with you!" He howled as his palm came screaming down upon Zhao QianSun.

"No!" XuanNan and XuanJu simultaneously shouted as both of them stuck out with their right hand, trying to save Zhao QianSun's life.

Suddenly a human form appeared in mid air as a sickening scream reverberated around the hall. XuanNan and XuanJu's blows landed on the person's chest as Qiao Feng's palm landed squarely in the middle of the back. Caught in the middle of those 3 powerful and violent forces, the person's ribs immediately shattered and internal organs collapsed. Blood gushing out of the person's mouth, the body collapsed onto the ground like a pile of mud.

Not only was XuanNan and XuanJu shocked, Qiao Feng was caught by surprise as well. Turned out that this person was Fast Sabre Qi Liu. He had been hanging in midair for quite some time now. Rattling back and forth, he was finally able to pry loose his sabre and fall. Quite unfortunately, he just happened to fall in between those 3 strikes, it was as if 2 gigantic steel slabs came slamming together on him. There was no chance of him surviving.

[HuangRong]

Thanks, guys

It's funny enough, I guess, but... rather morbid.
*imagines blood and guts and shards of bone splattering everywhere*
*shudders*

[Ken Cheng]

Much later...

Who'd ever have thought that in the midst of one of the most epic and tragic wuxia moments ever, a Warner Brothers Looney Tunes scene featuring Wile E. Coyote would break out?

Did any adaptation of DGSD ever bother to re-create this scene? Seems to me it'd be an instant classic wuxia series moment.