The Heir and the Hermit
“No!”
“What do you mean “No” huh?!”
“No, Father will Not arrange My Marriage!”
“Excuse me?!”
“Xiao er, please...”
“Mother, you on his side, or mine?”
She loves her Son but gives in to Husband, ended up reasoning “Xiao er, you are eighteen years old. Instead of flirting around or fooling about openly, why not do It sensibly for now and just conduct Thing discreetly later?”
“Thanks for the positive Advice, Mother” the Heir replied dryly and turned to go, ignoring his Lord Father, who bellowed “We are not finished yet!” but the latter merely storms away.
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The Palace tried to be Funny, but the Heir neither smiling nor laughing at attempts or measures to change his Willfulness. And the last straw came when Yang Xiao found out They used Underhand tactics and applied Harem strategy. Himself confessed, no Paragon of Virtue and currently boasted Kicking Hormone. If remaining longer, The Rogue within shall succumb sooner or later. Well, Man is made of Flesh and Blood, not from Steel or Wood. Sixteen years old Yang Yong found Big Brother absent without single Hint. When Eldest Sibling skipping their important Schedule, the Spare went to check and discovered the latter gone, few important belongings and several intimate items, disappeared along. He alerted his Parents. Next, Palace in uproar over their Missing or rather, Runaway Heir.
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“Meaning Truant” Zhang San Feng pointed bluntly to which Yang Xiao retorted equally so, “I expect better reception than this, Feng!”
Earlier he got Shock, second greatest in Life, to receive Heir of Kingdom half sitting and semi slumbering, on the Ground at front Entrance. After all, hardly Visitor or barely Passerby, except Beggar and Wanderer and Vagrant. Odd hour or Inauspicious timing, maybe Bandit but never ever once, expected Yang Xiao, dressing like Traveler and passing as Commoner during spooky period only Ghost roams and where Spirit looms. Coming without Notice one thing but Staying on Forever is Preposterous! Hermitage a dedicated calling, not the Stress Relief session!
Presently, he said “Look, I miss you too and am sorry being inhospitable, Xiao, but what you doing are Thoughtless and Inconsiderate! Not to mention Irresponsible!!”
“The first thing on my mind leaving Home, is to see you and all you said are Thoughtless, Inconsiderate, Irresponsible!!! You know what? Bollocks! You see, am fed up acting nice son and is bored playing good guy. So tell me, where and which, the nearest Brothel or most famous Den around here!” as though clueless.
The Hermit in a terrible fix. To turn the Heir away, not only could sever Friendship or affect Relationship but would drive the latter more reckless or to be precise, led astray. Not that himself believe Yang Xiao truly wild character or really unrestrained figure but then again, men will be men and this manner of horrible risk, Zhang Sanfeng prefers not undergo. This situation beyond Bluff and circumstance is downright Messy. One poor step and result himself dare not imagine the Outcome.
“Wudang welcomes my lord” The Hermit observed formally but his hands itching to smack the Heir, who smiled, flashing his charms and featuring best assets.
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He thought his friend soon tiresome, and likely complaining, but wonder never cease, as the latter fares well and copes admirably. The Heir spend his time either reading books or studying classics and practicing strokes, which not exactly mighty skill but still impressive move plus good reflex. As days passed, the Hermit is amazed by Yang Xiao's mental ability to absorb Moral and physical capability to upgrade Feat. The former couldn't help but concede the latter makes a good Scholar, or Sage of Kingdom, given his Intelligence. One renowned Swordsman or celebrated Pugilist, if martially trained and groomed.
Meanwhile, the Visitor all but smooth talked Inmates and Inhabitants into chores with generous wages, which Founder unable objecting Account and protesting Transaction, because Seal of Jiangnan belongs to Owner, not Leader. Another factor to ponder, Yang Xiao offered decently and conducted fairly so there bound to have Takers performing Jobs and doing Tasks in return for Income. Zhang do not approve such Deal or their Exchange but then again, neither Crime nor Force. When not minding own business or humorous bantering or playing chess, one's pastime is nagging while another's leisure are idling and contemplating.
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“It been months, my lord”
Damn, here he goes yakking again!
The Heir disregarded the remark and daydreaming what menu to have for lunch. Both Cook and Food decent but since the dishes meatless, he longs for.... “Don't be stubborn, my lord” the statement slapped the vision of Banquet away and poor guy is robbed of Appetite.
“Stop nagging. Hey, you supposed to be my Innermost Pal, be supportive and not negative”
“Because we are Innermost Pals, that I'm enlightening You. How can One ignored The Edict and rebelled The Palace! Come on, not only He the Lord but your Father, for Heaven's sake!! And against your poor Mother!!! Oh, what Attitude to repay He who sires You and She who struggles Childbirth?!”
Must he in detail and through explanation as well? Myself yet to reproach himself spill the beans!
But Yang Xiao chose not to comment, closing his eyes and shutting the ears, like one Lofty Statue, usually in Lost Continents or an Elegant Specimen, in some Ancient Civilizations. Got to accept the Friend handsome, despite plain front.
“Xiao...” came the next whining tone and very persuaded strangling Zhang who “Please stop behaving like spoiled Brat. You are eighteen, by right settling down appropriately at seventeen. Your parents and the palace already allowed you one year Freedom and Bachelorhood. So nothing wrong with Arranged Marriage and Family Planning. Honestly, not sounding my lord's Privilege but frankly, a Gentleman shouldn't flirting around with countless girls and having fun with many ladies, casual or otherwise”
“For Kingdom's Almighty sake, shut up!! Can a Guy have Peace and not Pressure?!” he roared suddenly and burst snarling “Listen, like every healthy Male of age I am longing and dying to have Sex with Women but unlike you poor Celibate, Shagging or Copulating not my Fantasy right now!!”
The Hermit went stunningly red, at these scarlet lines while The Heir appalled at own rudeness and regretted these words. The former went away abruptly, either feeling embarrassed or very insulted so the latter just let a frustrated “ARGH............!” hitting whatever handy and kicking everything nearby.
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Heck, he wanted to get married too, but Bride or Wife, his preference and own choice. Not only producing line securing Succession but also for wedded Bliss plus loving Environment. The Girls, he knew are fake and insincere. Few might be genuine but mere beauty and general accomplishment failed to generate common liking, let alone further interest. He refused compromising and rejected cohabiting, like many Nobles chose or countless Courtiers did, only suffering consequence and scandal, after Affair soured or Passion died.
As for Palace Ladies and Female Courtiers, worst selection and low presentation. Most Crafty and Ambitious while some, Ruthless. He wishing to experience Domestic Comforts, not merry go round Sexual Escapades. Doubtless, stolen Romance seductive while dangerous Liaison tempting but from young, he has seen his Mother against the Concubines and competing with Consorts. More than once, twice, thrice - lost count - watched his Father's priority and talent wasted on struggling Personal problems or caught into Harem troubles, instead of focusing Kingdom's far more important issues. And lets not forgetting the bickering step siblings and brawling step families, either vying or seeking the Lord's attention! One Beloved descendant or two Dearest boys to their Sire, got cheek to usurp the Heir's Power!! Now, palace Legitimacy and noble Claim aside but The Kingdom only recognized the formal list of First Children, not string of undeclared Offspring.
Admittedly, being Firstborn is his lucky star and as the Favorite, thanks to smiling fortune. On the other hand, facing life long Pressure and life time Tension. Desperate need for Guidance and Desire to achieve Balance, the Heir of Kingdom eyed upwards and voiced steadily “Give me a Lady with Quality, and I be proper Leader and Ruler by example, good Husband and Father there is”
Solemn Oath, straight and right from Heart. Serious Vow, true and pure from Soul. Little did he knew, Heaven heard and somewhere out there in Kingdom, she accidentally trespassed a Land governed and owned by the Yangs.
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“Look, I am sorry, alright” he apologized quietly but his friend remained silent, meaning pouting childishly “Fine! Have it your way!! You are not the only one in bad Mood and with ugly Temper!!!”
They at Loggerheads and Cold War continued, until one fateful day a Missive from Yang Yong arrived and whether likes or not, Zhang Sangfeng have to confront Yang Xiao verbally or foully, depending on opinion “Your Father is ill and your Mother sick with worry while your Home in mess! What kind of Son you are, huh?!” the Hermit scorned deliberately as he flung the Heir's Missive. Pieces got loose upon impacts.
“It is rude to read other people's correspondence, you know” lazy drawl.
“Excuse me, I didn't but your Messenger addressed the horror to me. Please note, I don't open other people's correspondence” heated tone.
“Where the Messenger?”
“Gone. The man fears for loved ones and wants to ride home at once. Unlike Truant, you see”
“Tell me, who the Traitor exposed my whereabout?”
“Don't label simply”
“Look who's talking”
“My lord can castigate me later, but now do first thing first”
Yang Xiao glared so Zhang Sanfeng scowled. Since the Hermit martially established, and skillfully trained, way above himself, the Heir tried not engaging combat or provoking fight. His own prowess based on Military Drilling while the latter originated from Reputed Pugilism. Spoiled Brat he might be, but never Abuse other via Power, whimsically or Bully rest using Authority, unnecessarily. He read the Missive and once finished, tore it into tiny pieces all over the floor.
“You disappointed Me and failed the Kingdom! Everything!!”
Bloody hell, this fella lectured as though his own damn business.
“Not only Brat but Coward as well!”
Fist shot out, unpredictably fast and unbelievably quick, that one entirely off guard and failed to defend such gesture. The Punch, neither jaw breaking nor bone cracking but pretty strong and undeniably masculine, causing the Hermit to groan painfully “Ouch!” and despite himself, moaned aloud “Oh!” Blood appeared and wiped away. When their eyes eventually meet, Yang Xiao finally snapped, “Serves You Right!!!”
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He returned Home and indeed realized Mess. As for the Illness, the Heir suspected his Father feigning and Mother pretending but lacking proof and no time interrogating Yang Yong or grilling Anyone Else, he grimly leave it be. Besides, there is an Invasion to concern with. Within an hour, without resting or breaking, left palace and rode out again to Destination.
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At Battlefield.
Integrity,
Clashed with Identity.
Principle,
Dueled with Spirit.
Blood and Feud,
Politic and Intrigue,
Crime and Folly,
Rage and Passion,
Disguise and Deception,
One Third Party,
Sealed all Destiny.
THE END, Copyright Author March 2009