Wuxia Def Comedy Jam (wuxia-themed stand up comedy thread)

[Ken Cheng]

Just like on late night and cable TV, we're going to tell stand-up comedy type jokes around wuxia themes.

I'll start with a lame one:

I was getting a hot dog the other day at 7-11 when I ran into Deun Yu. I asked him where he was going. Not unexpectedly, he said he was looking for Wong Yu Yin.

So I asked him why he was searching for Wong Yu Yin. He said that he wanted to show her the sights in Dali. I asked him what kind of sights he would show her in Dali. He said, with a straight face, "MY Dali!"

*rimshot*

[Crazy8]

u need to go out and get some fresh air