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    Default 10 Things You Should Never Say to an Asian Woman

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    10. "Where are you from? No, where are you really from?" (There are such Asians that are actually born in America. Don't think we're all from "the Orient.")

    9. "Ni Hao. Konnichiwa. Etc." (First of all, she might not be Chinese or Japanese. Secondly, she might only speak English. Thirdly, back to #10, some of us are actually born in America.)

    8. "Do you date white (black, Latino) guys?" (If you're trying to see if you have a chance, we get that.)

    7. "I've always wanted to marry an Asian woman." (Why? Because of the stereotypes of a submissive, cooking, sex slave? Clearly you have an Asian fetish.)

    6. "My favorite food is sushi." (And I like pizza, so?)

    Read the top five things you shouldn't say after the jump.

    5. "My first girlfriend was Chinese/Japanese/Korean." (That just underscores you're a serial fetishist.)

    4. "I have a black belt in karate." (I have a yoga class twice a week. Big deal.)

    3. "Hey, China doll." (Not a compliment -- another form of stereotyping.)

    2. "I'm better built than an Asian dude, if you know what I mean." (Fortunately, you won't need to prove that.)

    1. "Me love you long time." (Guess what: Not every Asian woman worked during the Vietnam War as a hooker.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by LuNaR View Post
    Not really... I wouldn't take the person seriously enough to be offended.
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    7. "I've always wanted to marry an Asian woman." (Why? Because of the stereotypes of a submissive, cooking, sex slave? Clearly you have an Asian fetish.)
    Not really of a stereotype you know....


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    A few more things you should never say to an Asian woman:

    11. Were you ever a wh0re?

    12. You smell like my dog.

    13. You have smell penis... I mean boobs!

    14. Wait, are you that one girl from that one porno... you know?

    15. Wazzzzup b*tch!
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    I don't understand what's so bad about some of those listed, like 10 and 6. Reeks of over-sensitivity, especially for number 6. Picking a bone with Westerners liking sushi?! HAH.

    What's the significance of number 1 anyway? I don't understand how that implies to Asian women = hookers.
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    this should apply to all asians not just women, but i hate it so much when you meet someone and they tell you that they know other asian people, and ask if you know those asian people they know. then they continue to describe those asian people and where they work and you're standing there going... 'wtf?' but you don't say it out loud cause it'd embarrass them.

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    Hold on a second, I thought this forum was comprised of mostly Asians...

    Edit: oh nvm, OP is probably a girl.

    rofl

    I thought OP was a guy that posted some random article and was legitimately asking for advice/discussion.
    Last edited by fangster; 07-06-09 at 01:37 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guo Xiang View Post
    What's the significance of number 1 anyway? I don't understand how that implies to Asian women = hookers.
    It's a line from the film "Full Metal Jacket". It was spoken by a Vietnamese prostitute as a way to get customers (American soldiers during the war).

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    Probably 99% of Asian women won't get #1 anyway,
    but thanks Skylee for the insight.
    忽见柳荫下两个小孩子在哀哀痛哭,瞧模样正是武敦儒、武修文兄弟。郭芙大声叫道:「喂,你们在干甚麽?」武 修文回头见是郭芙,哭道:「我们在哭,你不见麽?」

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    Quote Originally Posted by GuGu View Post
    this should apply to all asians not just women, but i hate it so much when you meet someone and they tell you that they know other asian people, and ask if you know those asian people they know. then they continue to describe those asian people and where they work and you're standing there going... 'wtf?' but you don't say it out loud cause it'd embarrass them.


    6. "My favorite food is sushi." (And I like pizza, so?)
    I found this to be a lame response. It's like some asian americans are trying too hard to be cool with their "american" side.

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    well, many asian women date men from other other races, so why can't a non-asian person ask those things.
    What are you fighting for? Just mix them into pissing beef balls, stupid.
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