Quote of the Day (Gulong)

[Ren Wo Xing]

This is perhaps the funniest one-liner I've ever read in Wuxia; it's from my translation of Bordertown Wanderer:

"Unsalted roast meat is like a woman who has already given birth to eighteen children: It’s very hard for someone to be interested in them."

LOL!!!!!

Any others? Remember, one or two liners only!

[Cesare]

I'm very fond of this one (not exactly hysterically funny - but so very true...;-)):
To an open minded man, there is nothing in the world that has to be done once he thinks about it for a bit.
(From LXF - Golden Roc Empire)

[PJ]

"Let's kill our way to Peace Bridge."

[Ren Wo Xing]

"Let's kill our way to Peace Bridge."

LOL. Where's that one from?

[Ren Wo Xing]

“Just ignore her.”

Aren’t these three words the most effective way to deal with a woman?

When she’s angry, just ignore her. When she wants to fight with you, just ignore her. When she wants something from you, just ignore her. When she wants money to spend, just ignore her. No matter what she wants, just ignore her.

LOL!!!!! I can't believe this guy (Gulong). These are such 'wtf' lines that are nonetheless awesome...

[Cesare]

"Let's kill our way to Peace Bridge."

This one made my day, I think...

[PJ]

It's from a certain wuxia film