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    Default Man marries a/an... (click to find out what he married)

    Man Marries Himself

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    Remarked one guest, “It is a real grand wedding except that the bride [husband] is a photo."
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    Modern day Narcissus...
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    Why's it always the Asians.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Banh Mi View Post
    Why's it always the Asians.
    god knows, but he's trying to beat the japanese guy who married a videogame character by coming up with something more innovative.
    o wilku mowa...♪

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    The article is some 3 years old, I wonder if they're still together...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cesare View Post
    The article is some 3 years old, I wonder if they're still together...
    ah ok, so the japanese with videogame character is more recent ~ since the game was pretty recent (few months ago only)
    o wilku mowa...♪

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    this seems like a big waste of money and time. i guess his parents won't be getting grandkids anytime soon.
    nytimes: Every hr you have 10 minutes where youíre not doing anything productive at work, & you canít look at porn. So you make a comment & fulfill this desire to show yourself off as a smarty-pants.

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    And he's going to be lonely all his life..
    Have you learned to love one another?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pemberly View Post
    this seems like a big waste of money and time. i guess his parents won't be getting grandkids anytime soon.
    He can do things with himself, but I doubt any human can be asexual and reproduce another clone-like off-spring.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Suet Seung View Post
    He can do things with himself, but I doubt any human can be asexual and reproduce another clone-like off-spring.
    he could "do things with himself" without marriage.
    nytimes: Every hr you have 10 minutes where youíre not doing anything productive at work, & you canít look at porn. So you make a comment & fulfill this desire to show yourself off as a smarty-pants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pemberly View Post
    he could "do things with himself" without marriage.
    I can't believe anyone showed up to the wedding/reception.
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    the guests wanted to see what he would do when they clang their chopsticks against their plates.
    nytimes: Every hr you have 10 minutes where youíre not doing anything productive at work, & you canít look at porn. So you make a comment & fulfill this desire to show yourself off as a smarty-pants.

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    didnt dennise rodman do the same?
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    Oh my gosh, I cannot believe that someone actually married themself. Is it because of the shortage of girls in China??? This is really strange....
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    i think it has little to do with a shortage of women and much to do with him being a weirdo.
    nytimes: Every hr you have 10 minutes where youíre not doing anything productive at work, & you canít look at porn. So you make a comment & fulfill this desire to show yourself off as a smarty-pants.

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    Pffffffft! What?! Ahahahahahahahahah! What's next? Man marries his manhood? hahahaha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bangs View Post
    Pffffffft! What?! Ahahahahahahahahah! What's next? Man marries his manhood? hahahaha!
    Well, he wouldn't have to waste money on red bridal gown, a red handkerchief would do...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bangs View Post
    Pffffffft! What?! Ahahahahahahahahah! What's next? Man marries his manhood? hahahaha!
    Isn't that what this guy has pretty much done?

    If by some miracle this guy does find a girl who will marry him in the future, will he have to go through proper proceedings for a divorce or will he be charged with polygamy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bangs View Post
    Pffffffft! What?! Ahahahahahahahahah! What's next? Man marries his manhood? hahahaha!
    So far, all the unorthodox marriages have nevertheless been to concrete objects. The next person should marry something abstract.

    Imagine the headline: Man Marries.... Love.
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    So what if 1000 arrows are targetted at our wuxia hero? LHC's missile breaking stance can deflect thousands of projectiles in 1 stance and send them back to the enemy. The more arrows the better!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PJ View Post
    So far, all the unorthodox marriages have nevertheless been to concrete objects. The next person should marry something abstract.

    Imagine the headline: Man Marries.... Love.
    Marrying such a general, abstract concept is boring.
    I'd rather marry Chapter 8 of Dao De Jing or the Appendices to The Lord of the Rings or something of that sort...
    (Well, right now I'm fiercely in love with the utterly misguided yet sexy pragmatism of 墾令 - Order to Cultivate Waste Lands from Shang Jun Shu, but it's not the kind of text to which I'd like to devote myself entirely and for life...)
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