What's the best way to avoid being killed by an angry Sweeper

[Jeffrey Ong]

Sweeper monk is definitely the most powerful character in JY's novels. Let's assume that you have majorly pissed off Sweeps, and he is bearing down on your *** looking pissed off as hell. What is the best way to survive if he had wanted to kill you?

1) Carry a gun. Sweeps aint dodging no bullets
2) Repent.
3) tell him about Jesus. Hey you might be powerful but this dood ressurrected and his dad created the world
4) Chill. These monks aren't supposed to kill anyway. You'll be fine.
5) Distract him. Tell him that he's gonna be famous in a few hundred years and people will be reading about him in DGSD
6) Pretend to repent, but escape later. Plus you probably get a free haircut.
7) Accuse him of being a villain, say Murong Bo in disguise
8) Kill yourself

[Banh Mi]

Spill a can of beans. Then run as he sweeps it up.