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    So young. R.I.P.

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    I remember watching Different Strokes reruns as a kid.

    RIP.
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    I think they're probably at the same level as or one level below Ah Qing, which is about the level of a 2nd or 3rd generation Quan Zhen disciple.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Han Solo View Post
    I remember watching Different Strokes reruns as a kid.

    RIP.
    You saw them as reruns; I saw them as new shows.

    I'm oooolllld.

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    Was looking up wiki, Gary Coleman was a character written into avenue q, a broadway musical.

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    KATE MONSTER
    Morning, Brian!

    BRIAN
    Hi, Kate Monster.

    KATE MONSTER
    How's life?

    BRIAN
    Disappointing!

    KATE MONSTER
    What's the matter?

    BRIAN
    The caterine company
    laid me off.

    KATE MONSTER
    Oh, I'm sorry!

    BRIAN
    Me too! I mean, look at me!
    I'm ten years out of college, and I
    always thought -

    KATE MONSTER
    What?

    BRIAN
    No, it sounds stupid.

    KATE MONSTER
    Aww, come on!

    BRIAN
    When I was little
    I thought I would be...

    KATE MONSTER
    What?

    BRIAN
    A big comedian
    on late night TV
    But now I'm thirty-two
    And as you can see
    I'm not

    KATE MONSTER
    Nope!

    BRIAN
    Oh Well,
    It sucks to be me.

    KATE MONSTER
    Nooo.

    BRIAN
    It sucks to be me.

    KATE MONSTER
    No!

    BRIAN
    It sucks to be broke
    and unemployed
    and turning thirty-three.
    It sucks to be me.

    KATE MONSTER
    Oh, you think your life sucks?

    BRIAN
    I think so.

    KATE MONSTER
    Your problems aren't so bad!
    I'm kinda pretty
    And pretty damn smart.

    BRIAN
    You are.

    KATE MONSTER
    Thanks!
    I like romantic things
    Like music and art.
    And as you know
    I have a gigantic heart
    So why don't I have
    A boyfriend?
    ****!
    It sucks to be me!

    BRIAN
    Me too.

    KATE MONSTER
    It sucks to be me.

    BRIAN
    It sucks to be me.
    It sucks to be Brian...

    KATE MONSTER
    And Kate...

    BRIAN
    To not have a job!

    KATE MONSTER
    To not have a date!

    BOTH
    It sucks to be me.

    BRIAN
    Hey, ROd, Nicky, can you
    settle something for us?
    Do you have a second?

    ROD
    Ah, certainly.

    KATE MONSTER
    Whose life sucks more?
    Brian's or mine?

    NICKY AND ROD
    Ours!

    ROD
    We live together.

    NICKY
    We're as close
    As people can get.

    ROD
    We've been the best
    of buddies...

    NICKY
    Ever since the
    Day we met.

    ROD
    So he knows lots
    Of ways to make me
    Really upset.
    Oh, every day is
    An aggravation.

    NICKY
    Come on, that's
    an exaggeration!

    ROD
    You leave your
    clothes out.
    You put your feet
    On my chair.

    NICKY
    Oh yeah?
    You do such anal
    Things like ironing
    Your underwear.

    ROD
    You make that very
    Small apartment
    We share a hell.

    NICKY
    So do you,
    That's why I'm in hell too!

    ROD
    It sucks to be me!

    NICKY
    No, it sucks to be me!

    KATE MONSTER
    It sucks to be me!

    BRIAN
    It sucks to be me!

    ALL
    Is there anybody here
    It doesn't suck to be?
    It sucks to be me!

    CHRISTMAS EVE
    Why you all so happy?

    NICKY
    Becuase our lives suck!

    CHRISTMAS EVE
    Your lives suck?
    I hearing you correctly? Ha!
    I coming to this country
    For opportunities.
    Tried to work in
    Korean deli
    But I am Japanese.
    But with hard work
    I earn two Master's Degrees
    In social work!
    And now I a therapist!
    But I have no clients
    And I have an
    Unemployed fiance'!
    And we have lots
    Of bills to pay!
    It suck to be me!
    It suck to be me!
    I say it
    Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-
    Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-
    Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-
    Suck!
    It suck to be me!

    PRINCETON
    Excuse me?

    BRIAN
    Hey there.

    PRINCETON
    Sorry to bother you, but I'm
    looking for a place to live.

    CHRISTMAS EVE
    Why you looking all
    the way out here?

    PRINCETON
    Well, I started at Avenue A,
    but so far everything is out
    of my price range. But this
    neighborhood looks a lot cheaper!
    Oh, and look - a "For Rent" sign!

    BRIAN
    You need to talk to
    the superintendent.
    Let me get him.

    PRINCETON
    Great, thanks!

    BRIAN
    Yo, Gary!

    GARY COLEMAN
    I'm comin'! I'm comin'!

    PRINCETON
    Oh my God!
    It's Gary Coleman!

    GARY COLEMAN
    Yes I am!
    I'm Gary Coleman
    From TV's
    Diff'rent Strokes
    I made a lotta money
    That got stolen
    By my folks!
    Now I'm broke and
    I'm the butt
    Of everyone's jokes,
    But I'm here -
    The Superintendent!
    On Avenue Q -

    ALL
    It sucks to be you.

    KATE MONSTER
    You win!

    ALL
    It sucks to be you.

    BRIAN
    I feel better now!

    GARY COLEMAN
    Try having people
    stopping you to ask you
    "What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
    It gets old.

    ALL
    It sucks to be you
    On Avenue Q
    (Sucks to be me)
    On Avenue Q
    (Sucks to be you)
    On Avenue Q
    (Sucks to be us)
    But not when
    We're together.
    We're together
    Here on Avenue Q!
    We live on Avenue Q!
    Our friends do too!
    'Til our dreams
    Come true,
    We live on Avenue Q!

    PRINCETON
    This is real life!

    ALL
    We live on Avenue Q!

    NICKY
    You're gonna love it!

    ALL
    We live on Avenue Q!

    GARY COLEMAN
    Here's your keys!

    ALL
    Welcome to Avenue Q!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bliss
    I think they're probably at the same level as or one level below Ah Qing, which is about the level of a 2nd or 3rd generation Quan Zhen disciple.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Han Solo View Post
    I remember watching Different Strokes reruns as a kid.

    RIP.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ken Cheng View Post
    You saw them as reruns; I saw them as new shows.

    I'm oooolllld.
    I might have seen some episodes of Different Strokes on [email protected] channel as reruns too.

    Ah that's right, Dr. Han and me are your juniors.
    I just love how you Captivate My Mind

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