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    Default Japanese porn star apologizes to China for invasion

    A BRAINY Japanese porn star is offering to have sex with the Chinese students ó to apologise for her country's invasion of China.
    Raunchy Anri Suzuki has a doctorate in Sino-Japanese history and feels so bad about what her countrymen did in 1937 that she is offering to make up for it in the only way she knows how.

    Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...#ixzz0r8EakvxD

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    She's brainy?
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    Well, she has a Phd in sino-japanese studies...

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    Nevermind the Phd. She probably has more STDs.

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    This is too funny.
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    how is the procedure??? This maybe the solution for my tormented post war depression.

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    It's the thought that counts? Well, she's gorgeous though haha! However, this so called sex as a medium for compensation just doesn't really say brainy to me...it screams publicity stunt. In a way, maybe that speaks highly of her brains if she's targeting the China market ...there are so many lonely men there I've heard


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    maybe she just wanna have multiple sex and is using this as an excuse to satisfy her urges?
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    wow, this is new level of stupidity
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucre View Post
    maybe she just wanna have multiple sex and is using this as an excuse to satisfy her urges?
    That's very risky. She can't guarantee that those Chinese students will all look good and don't smell. She should have gone to the proper channel for these urges.
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    She's a freaking porn star. She doesn't need some cover to go skank ***. She is a skank ***.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kidd View Post
    That's very risky. She can't guarantee that those Chinese students will all look good and don't smell. She should have gone to the proper channel for these urges.
    HaHa! That's funny. This makes me think the majority of those Chinese students will NOT look good and will almost definitely smell! LoL!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ByTmE View Post
    However, this so called sex as a medium for compensation just doesn't really say brainy to me...it screams publicity stunt.
    maybe it's not a publicity stunt, and her real goal is to infect the chinese male population with syphilis.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pemberly View Post
    maybe it's not a publicity stunt, and her real goal is to infect the chinese male population with syphilis.
    HaHa...hey you think the Japanese government is behind this conspiracy??

    Are porn stars really skanks? I thought it was just an occupation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ByTmE View Post
    HaHa...hey you think the Japanese government is behind this conspiracy??

    Are porn stars really skanks? I thought it was just an occupation.
    By the time a porn star is casted in a movie where she will be repeatedly reamed by a number of men and objects. She would have also gone through a number of executives and producers who don't have to do her in front of a camera.

    Some porn companies are quite honest, they would tell an inexperienced girl if she wants to do porn, she should have alot of random sex first and see if she likes it first before considering porn.

    In Japan, before they end up doing porn, most of the girls would have been an escort, telephone dater, worked in those soapland bubble bath places. All just so they can buy pretty things at Shinjuku.

    What are porn stars except glorified prostitutes. It's funny how in the U.S prosititution is illegal unless it's front of a camera.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Banh Mi View Post
    By the time a porn star is casted in a movie where she will be repeatedly reamed by a number of men and objects. She would have also gone through a number of executives and producers who don't have to do her in front of a camera.

    Some porn companies are quite honest, they would tell an inexperienced girl if she wants to do porn, she should have alot of random sex first and see if she likes it first before considering porn.
    So, this implies that, in any profession, experience is required!
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    wow. she looks great.

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