网络流行的经典中式英语
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[SIZE=2]( These are some funny translations of chinese sayings found on the internet. Most of these "english plus chinese combination phrases" are used world wide right now. We really need to be less literal with translating, but it is what is literal that makes these English translations hilarious. I looove number 12, it is so funny for me. Hope you enjoy these funny jokes too! I laughed so hard my tears came out.[/SIZE]

1．we two who and who？
　　咱俩谁跟谁阿 　　

2．how are you ? how old are you?
　　怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 　　

3．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
　　你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

4．as far as you go to die
　　有多远，死多远！！！！

5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
　　有事起奏，无事退朝

6．you me you me
　　彼此彼此 　　

7．You Give Me Stop!!
　　你给我站住！

8．know is know noknow is noknow
　　知之为知之，不知为不知…

9．WATCH SISTER
　　表妹

10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!
　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！

11.．I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face
　　给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸

12．one car comeone car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
　　车祸现场描述

13．heart flower angry open
　　心花怒放

14．go past no mistake past
　　走过路过，不要错过

15．小明：I am sorry!
　　老外：I am sorry too!
　　小明：I am sorry three!
　　老外：What are you sorry for?
　　小明：I am sorry five!

16．If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I haveone!
　　要钱没有，要命一条

17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
　　我叫李老大，今年25。

18．you have two down son
　　你有两下子。

19.good good study,day day up!
　　好好学习，天天向上

20．as far as you go to die
　　有多远，死多远！！

21.People mountain and people sea.
　　人山人海

22.seven up eight down
　　七上八下

23.love who who
　　爱谁谁

[COLOR=#0066cc]24.no[/COLOR] three no four
　　不三不四


25一说：give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看)
　　一答：you try try see！（你试试看！）

26.雇主 how much do you want a month?
　　保姆：800 yuan, eat you, sleep you
　　800块， 吃你的，住你的

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