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    Default Things you'd *really* rather not hear wuxia characters say to you...

    Lee Chum Foon - "Hey...catch!"

    Kiu Fung - "Let me swat that fly off your back" or "Got any booze in the house?"

    Mui Chiu Fung or Chow Chi Yerk - "Does your back itch? Here, let me help you scratch it."

    Fa Mun Lau or Ohr Jen Ngok - "I'll drive."

    Deun Yu "Hey, you..." (points at you) or "Let me shake your hand."

    Mo Yung Bok or Mo Yung F'uk - "Hit me" or "Bite me."

    North Beggar Hung 7 Gung - "Think I'll stick around for dinner tonight."

    Ah Chi - "I've just had a brilliant idea..."

    Gwok Fu - "I've just had a brilliant idea..."

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    DZC - "Your wife and I, we are old friends."
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    sai mun chui suet: "i'm tired. YOU fight yip goo sing."

    siu fung: "i'm drunk."

    kwok jing: "i don't get it."

    wong yeuk see: "i composed a new song, shall i play it on the flute?"

    ah chi: "i'll cook tonight."

    yeung gor/siu lung nui during internal exchange in garden: "can you sit in for me a moment? i have to pee."

    duen yeen hing: "i'm bored. let's play a game of chess."
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    MRF: Smell this collogne I just bought.
    A Zhi: Lets play a game.
    RWX: Have some of my home made chocolate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mawguy View Post
    sai mun chui suet: "i'm tired. YOU fight yip goo sing."
    Or, from either of them, "Meet you on the roof."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken Cheng View Post

    Gwok Fu - "I've just had a brilliant idea..."
    Even though I know the idea might just turn out stupid or plain cruel, I'm still interested in hearing what she has got to say... Hehehe. ^^;

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    DZC - "Your wife and I, we are old friends."
    Brilliant! Same effect for Madam Ma, I guess.
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    DZC - "Your wife and I, we are old friends."

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    Quote Originally Posted by athlee View Post
    DZC - "Your wife and I, we are old friends."
    lol .
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    Wan Chung Hok: "Hey, man...are your wife and daughter at home?"

    Divine Crocodile: "You know, you look like you've got some talent for martial arts."

    Yip 2 Leung: "Oooh...I just love children!"

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    Zhao Zhijing: "And now, your homework..."
    Lu Xiao Feng: "A drinking competition! I challenge you!"
    Grandma Xung: "You absolutely have to taste these sugar-roasted chestnuts, dear."
    Parrot of the echo Valley: *pretty much anything*
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    太阳已经生长在我心底
    不再有封闭的畏惧
    奔腾的灵魂飞上天际
    太阳 我在这里

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    li dazui: you smell good

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    RWX: I've got this awesome martial arts instructional DVD you should check out.

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    You know, when it comes to RWX (or DFBB), I'd rather not even be in the same building or mountain with him (unless I had already mastered the Yijinjing, Liu Mai Shen Jian and Bei Ming Shen Gong).
    Its BIxie Jianfa Gawdammit you guys!!!!

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    chu tsat tsat: "i'm going to throw a tantrum if you don't..."

    lee chum foon: "i'm soooo depressed..."

    tse hiu fung/yeen 13: "be my practise buddy today?"

    siu 11 long: "let's go gambling."

    yiu yuet gong chu: "you stole my boyfriend!"

    kam kau ling: "tie me up..."

    cheuk dong loi: "who do you think would be a better world-dominator, me or lut heung chuen?"
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    Chen Zhongduozhu from DOMD: "Let's make sure you're not purified."

    (See the latest installment of DOMD translation for the joke to make sense.)

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    Xiao Mi Mi - "You will be my queen tonight"
    Li Dazui - "Did you like that dish? It was my specialty"
    Shuimu Yinji - "Thirsty? I have a bottle of water here for you"
    Six Finger Lute Demon - "I dedicate this next song to you"
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    athlee is coming up with some great ones!

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    Dongfang Bubai: Brother forgot password, I love you.

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    Guo Jing: "Well yeah, Yang Guo fights better than me."

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    Yang Guo: "Agreed. BTW, can you help me find my Gu Gu?"

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    Guo Jing: "That was a piece of cake. Do you think I'm stupid?"

    DFBB *out of breath*: "too fast.... for me... cannot.... keep up..."

    Someone to Yang Guo: "Xiao Longnu is dead. I killed her -- before raping her -- 5 times -- over 10 days."

    Someone to Guo Fu: "Go away."

    Xie Xun whisper to someone other than you: "Cover your ears."

    Murong Fu: "I want to be your disciple/god son/friend."

    Murong Bo: "Another country is invading your... I mean, our, country. I know just what you... I mean we, need to do."

    He Shiwo: "Whoever knows most about Huodu wins this game."

    Xiao Longnu: "Let's compete speed. Internal energy not allowed."

    Xiao Longnu: "Oh, you're terrified of the cold? I have just the bed for you. Come lay down."

    DFBB: "I'm so indebted to you; you did so much for me. I want to repay you, now."
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