Mafia: The Huashan Massacre

[yittz]

, Yittzie Bitzy, why are you so skeptical about me being a townie or not? Because I didn't mourn enough for my fellow townie's death. We had to move on alright before I become the next target. If you claimed to be the aggressive townie (supposedly) then why can't I be the "grey one" aka the Mafia-like townie (suppose Black = Mafia, White = Townie)? As my form of defensive mechanism?

You honestly appear to me more like a Mafia playing mind games than anything less .... oh, who is aggressive, I might add. Or, should I say, eager to finish off the townies-in-distress? Under a distress condition or an innocent one warped by fear (of getting murdered), people would kill off someone... someone, just to know that they are mafia or not. By intuitive, I'd bet on you goes to Mafia than not.


Ok, wkeej, do you want to die or not? I still have til weekend so let's play be cooperative.

Yay go my mind raping ability- I am so good that I mind controlled the mod Banh Mi to change. Seriously what are the chances of bm writing a story that clears me while knowing I am a mafia. Some common sense please.

If wkeej wants to leave that's fine. He can be afk like the start of the game. It doesn't mean we have to lynch him. He is pretty much cleared to be townie the way he went about self lynching. Votes for him should be void and revote out of the remaining players.

Banh mi where are you where is the voice of reason.

I'm leaning towards yittz, to be honest. But if a tie needs to be broken, then wkeej.

Reason? You have not given justification for voting for me. Other than screaming out I am with ceddie there is your two mafia

[kidd]

Banh Mi. Any feedback? Has xJadedx decided on her vote yet?

[kidd]

Other than screaming out I am with ceddie there is your two mafia

When did xJadedx say you are with ceddie? I check back 2 pages. Can't find it.

[wkeej]

i am still alive? :-)
Next round will be very exciting.

[Ren Ying Ying]

When did xJadedx say you are with ceddie? I check back 2 pages. Can't find it.

I think yittzy means "Other than screaming out I (Jaded) am with ceddie"

[kidd]

I think yittzy means "Other than screaming out I (Jaded) am with ceddie"

Oic. Thanks for the explanation.

[Ren Ying Ying]

Nobody shifting stance? Fine, I'll switch my vote to wkeej. He should have the most votes now.

Let's move on with the game

[remember_Cedric]

Yay go my mind raping ability- I am so good that I mind controlled the mod Banh Mi to change. Seriously what are the chances of bm writing a story that clears me while knowing I am a mafia. Some common sense please.

I have no time for common sense via evaluation. My vote stations on you because no one's behaviour in this game gave me more reason to do so, than you. Congrats!!

Like I've said, if it doesn't register into your mind because you can't afford a vote on you, you progressively gave me reasons to lynch you. Reasons which I have mentioned in earlier post.

If wkeej wants to leave that's fine. He can be afk like the start of the game. It doesn't mean we have to lynch him. He is pretty much cleared to be townie the way he went about self lynching. Votes for him should be void and revote out of the remaining players.

He started off here, he's here and hence, his vote counts. Stick to the game! No one is confirmed a townie until BM states so; let's stick to that. Should there be revote, up to BM's discretion, my vote doesn't change.

[Guo Xiang]

We took too long. Now nobody's dying yet. My Sims Medieval has more dead people than this mafia game.

[kidd]

New tally. Is this correct?

ByTme: wkeej
Guo Xiang: wkeej
Jadebunny: cedric
kidd: wkeej
remember_cedric: yittz
Ren Ying Ying: wkeej
wkeej: kidd
Jaded:?
yittz: cedric

[xJadedx]

New tally. Is this correct?

ByTme: wkeej
Guo Xiang: wkeej
Jadebunny: cedric
kidd: wkeej
remember_cedric: yittz
Ren Ying Ying: wkeej
wkeej: kidd
Jaded:?
yittz: cedric

I already voted. I said yittz is my main suspect (based on a hunch), but if a tie needs to be broken (which if you check my last post, at the time there was a tie), then I'll switch to wkeej.

[kidd]

Ok, new telly.

ByTme: wkeej
Guo Xiang: wkeej
Jadebunny: cedric
kidd: wkeej
remember_cedric: yittz
Ren Ying Ying: wkeej
wkeej: kidd
Jaded:yittz
yittz: cedric

[Banh Mi]

Sorry for the delay folks. It's been a busy week, and I wasn't sure how to tackle this storyline. Enjoy

Day 2: Feign madness but keep your balance
image credit: C. Hastings.

As the sun bears down on the peaks of Huashan, the school is once again in turmoil. Everyone in the school is aware that Yittz has suffered from injuries. It would seem that he was the next intended target of the evil villains. It would seem.

Yittz: They came for me last night, there were 2 of them.

Ren Ying: You fought them off apprentice brother Yittzy?

Yittz: Don't call me that, it sounds girly and unbecoming of my machismo. But yes, I
fought them off. One of them used Songshan sword play, the other one used some unorthodox technique, he or she was ungodly fast. But I fell unconcious after I fought them off.

Bytme: How is it that you are alive then? And bandaged up.

Yittz: I don't know, they were gone before I was out.

Bytme: Hmmm, a bit too convenient for my liking if you don't mind my saying.

Kidd: It's unlikely that he would cause all those wounds to himself.

Jadebunny9: We shouldn't accuse anyone wrecklessly again... Not after what happened yesterday.

At those words, all the students could only frown and ponder the next course of action. But Yittz was not yet so readily believed.

Remember_Cedric: I still don't buy it, after yesterday's unfortunate incident, it's not out of the question, that apprentice brother Yittz would be unsettled, and looking for a way to prove his innocence inflicted himself with some cuts to deceive us. I mean, after all he did kill aprentice brother Odbayarb2000.

Ren Ying Ying: We all tried to kill him. Just because we didn't deliver the killing stroke does not make us any less guilty of treachery. But enough dallying. We've already sinned against brother Odbayarb2000, his passing would be in vain if we did not bring this to justice. Who is the most suspicious?

Jade Bunny: Yittzy, I know it was dark but could you indentify your assailants anyhow? Where there any features?

Yittz: I'm not too sure, my memory is hazy. They were clad in black, like frickin Ninjas you know. All I paid attention to was their martial arts... Wait! I wounded one of them on the arm during the fight. Whoever has a cut on their arm is the culprit.

Guo Xiang: Brothers and sisters, I must confess something. In the middle of the night I woke up with this cut on my arm. I know it makes me look guilty, but I do not remember how I got it, I did not feel anything. I just woke up like this.

All the apprentices drew their swords at this stage. They all thought the same thing, but it wouldn't be the same without wkeej stating the obvious for everyone.

wkeej: A convenient story!

When wkeej went to draw his sword his sleeve slid back from the movement and revealed a cut on his forearm. In panic, everyone pointed their swords at wkeej.

wkeej: What? I'm confused. Why are you pointing at me?

xJadedx: What's that on your wrist?

wkeej: What? Oh no. How did this happen to me? I didn't receive any wound like this.

Ren Ying Ying: Maybe he's emo, cuts himself and all that.

wkeej: What's emo? Anyway, I don't know how I got this. Neither does Sister Guo Xiang. We're innocent.

Guo Xiang: Oh, so NOW I'm innocent hey? What are you going to change your mind about next? Like how you didn't try to ambush brother Yittzy?

Yittz: Stop calling me that.

Guo Xiang: I'm sorry, it's catchy.

wkeej: This is a real mystery brothers and sisters, why would sister Guo Xiang and I have mysterious cuts on our wrists? Did they try to kill us but somehow failed?

Yittz: I think maybe you should all check your wrists.

Everyone let out a gasp as they each found themselves with a thin cut along the wrist.

Yittz: So now we don't know who the culprit is, we only know that they are somewhere amongst us and they are working very hard to cover their tracks. It is definitely someone present here right now.

Remember_Cedric: Brilliant deduction Yittzarella.

Yittz: Enough with the cute names. I think I'll want to kill you.

Ren Ying Ying: In the end we are still left with who to kill.

wkeej: But how do we know it's someone in our school? Couldn't someone be hiding somewhere in the mountains?

xJadedx: If they were, they wouldn't have gone through the effort giving us identical wounds.

wkeej: But it doesn't have to be one of us.

Bytme: .... wkeej is throwing us off, as soon as we come close to making a decision he's splitting us apart. He might not be one of the vilains, but we can't stand united when all of us are not on the same page. It's nearly evening and we have gotten nowhere.

With that Bytme points her sword at wkeej, followed by Kidd and Ren Ying Ying who's sword handling was not too controlled and cut wkeej's robe open

Kidd: Sorry brother, better you than me.

Wkeej: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Am I dead yet?

Guo Xiang rolls her eyes: No, you are not dead, not yet anyway. But you will be soon

With that, Guo Xiang points here sword at wkeej. Things are not looking favourably for wkeej but it is not decided yet, only two people have their suspicions on him.

Yittz: Lets not be hasty brothers and sisters, I do not think brother wkeej is the enemy. I think we should give this some time.

Jadebunny9: Don't be such a girl Yittzicca. I'm with you on this one. I don't like the look on Remember_Cedrics face.

As she said that Jadebunny9 unsheathes her blue sword at Remember_Cedric, releasing a cold aura from her short sword.

Ren Ying Ying: Hmmm, someone must die this day, I don't think wkeej has the nerve to pull something like this off.

And with a flick, Ren Ying Ying's sword is faced at Remember_Cedric. Now the situation is at a deadlock, three swords are pointed at wkeej, and three at Remember_Cedric.

Yittz: We cannot be at a split like this, we can only prevail as one.

Bytme: Agreed, whoever seems most unfavourable we will finish this.

wkeej: Wait brothers, halt sisters. Let me just take this insignificant life and be done with it.

Remember_Cedric: No, let it be me.

While they bickered the resident parrot Suet Seung flew in to watch the drama.

Suet Seung: Arrrrkkk, Yittz is a tranny, kill the tranny. Arrrrk, rabbits are evil, they taste good, arrrrk.

wkeej: Once I die, we will be closer to finding the true culprit.

Remember_Cedric: No, let me, I must prove my innocescence.

As they bickered, Remember_Cedric and wkeej were both halfheartedly fighting over the knife, pretending to end their own lives, but being just slow enough so that the othe can stop them from harming themselves.

xJadedx: My god! Will one of you just end it already.

In frustration, xJadedx through the moon cake she had just finished baking at duo. While they were both pulling the handle on the knife, the cake hits Remember_Cedric square on the face. Her nose still senstive from Odbayarb's olfactory assault the previous day, caused her to recoil and let go of the knife.
To his surprise, wkeej suddenly felt no resistance from his pull on the knife and was jerked backwards suddenly. Unable to stop the momentum in time he ended up plunging the knife into his eye.

wkeej: Arrrrrrrrr, dying hurts more than I thought. I wasn't serious. Arrrrr

Jadebunny9: You're not dead yet, come on, you'll lose an eye but you'll still live

wkeej: Agggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Kidd: Hold still, we'll go get the medical supplies.

wkeej: UggggggggghhhhhhhhUUUUUUUUGggggHHHHHH

Yittz: C'mon, you're over-exagerating. You're not taking this too well for a guy who wanted to die 2 minutes ago.

wkeej: Oooouuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Grabbing his face and stumbling around wkeej trips over a rock and falls off the cliff.

Rather satisfied that someone is finally dead. The Huashan students could only hope they had the right person. Searching through Wkeej's room for any evidence of conspiracy, they found something else entirely. There were many letters stashed under his mattress. It turns out wkeej really was in infiltrator to the Huashan school. But not a Songshan spy. He is a famous private investigator, working to unravel mysteries. A recent strings of murders where the only marks left on the victims were pin pricks at the base of the neck, had led wkeej to join the Huashan school to investigate. It explained his badly exagerated acting and weak stomach for blood. But alas, the Huashan school has killed another innocent.

Wkeej is a townie

It is now Night

Mafia PM me your hit.
Detective PM me who you want to investigate
Doctor PM me who you want to protect

Everyone else, watch your backs.

[ByTmE]

LOL!! That was a funny episode. Everyone was so tired and wary during this round! Me too, so I stopped being so active. So we're just watching our backs now?

Hmm...this looks like Songshan: 2 and Huashan: 0

[Ren Ying Ying]

LOL. The story is hilarious. Good thing I was at home so no one looked at me funny.

And SMSS turned into a parrot! HAHAHAHAHA

You should really go write some novels BM.

[kidd]

What a hilarious story. I can't help but chuckle when I read the story. Great job BM. Next time you should add in odbie as a ghost who come back.

[wkeej]

Nice story, BM. May my townie spirit rest in peace.

[Ren Ying Ying]

Nice story, BM. May my townie spirit rest in peace.

Sorry we had to kill you to progress the story. Don't worry, we shall get to the end of it and not let your spirit die in vain .

I want a mooncake now...

[yittz]

Nice story BM. SS called me a tranny

Now has anyone else read ceddie and jaded's posts?

My post just got deleted, when I have more time I will repost my suspicions. So in short:

Claiming I target distressed posters - not true. I was the first to point my finger at Ceddie and jaded, and put heat on them. If I were to target distressed posters, it would be adding more votes to wkeej.

Claiming I am aggressive - already addressed, that how I post, that's how townies post; mafias are the ones who hide and are afraid to antagonise, and I got to assume I got night targeted

I wouldn't be a very clever mafia trying to unlynch wkeej from brink of certain death and claiming he is almost certain clear townie.

Both ceddie and jaded willing to vote switch just to get wkeej lynched. They both previously never voiced any suspicion re: wkeej. They really don't care getting another innocent lynched

Ceddie targeting me in setting of post BM's story and wkeej pointing fingers at me. For the umpteenth time, I don't mind votes on me, but rather the situation ceddie pointed fingers at me.

Suspicious jaded voted me too - no reason/explanation other than hunch.

Ceddie not addressing my points with logical analysis, claims 'don't have time for commonsense via evaulation', blabbering on about grey townie etc.

Long time it took for the power roles to pm Banh Mi (extended first night). Jaded and wkeej people who were afk at that time. Unless Jaded is going to come out and claim she is a power townie role, I am going to assume mafia voted late.

Now what are the chances of me being mafia and Banh Mi writing a story that clears me and me sticking up for wkeej. I dare you two to continue sticking with your hunches next day.

Aw my original post was so much more coherent and artistic anyhow...

[Banh Mi]

Nice story BM. SS called me a tranny

She compared you to Gentleman sword YBQ in her first post. How else would you take it.