Wuxia Serial/Fan-Fic ala SPCnet

[Floo..]

WK: Hummmm... I thought you are in the tomb....

Anyway, should I kill you? <IMG SRC="smilies/rofl.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/rofl.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/rofl.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/rofl.gif" border="0">
THEN char cs could go on hunting for the helpless Floo....

[Suet Seung]

i've you been reading my fanfic you'd know that my White Crane Sword technique is very extremely hard to defeat hahahah killing me is too hard for you to do....and I'm immune to poison so poison can't do nothing to me....heheh I taste poison and go thru the pain and finds the perfect cure for the poison..like that monk in ROCH was immune to poison and etc...

[Floo..]

WK: So? You are invincible, you are bad, you live in a tomb,..... What else????????
OK, if that will makes you feel better, then you will be the heroine (not the kind that you snorted via ur nose, although if u wanna be that then no problem w/me... )

[Gotrice4free]

haha whitekrane. I'll allow you to travel with me, but only if you behave. I prefer not to talk, but you of course just loves chat, and you wont' stop. And I can't get rid of you, because I've gotten so used to your company.

And so the adventure begins. The observer teams up with Lady Whitekrane with the Southern Devil on our trail.....

The race against time to save the Mo Lam world from the new powerful poison of TKL and Floo......

(come on people. I think more of yall can think of some stuff to add.)

Well, I'm off, so tired. Early class tomorrow. later. <IMG SRC="smilies/sleep.gif" border="0">

[Goofy]

Hmm, I made a typo on the first sentence and I was making conversation with TCC. I am <IMG SRC="smilies/confused.gif" border="0"> with your post too, WhiteKrane. <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">

So here are my conclusion and my twist of the twist plots. <IMG SRC="smilies/devil.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/naughty.gif" border="0">

1. TCC's mother is Athena (of Emei)'s sister. TCC is the adopted daughter of noazz14 sent to Emei for spying.

2. South Crane is the mysterious gentleman who TCC thought as her father at first but he is not (that was my typo in the previous post). He is also my so-called brother/cousin. (ok not blood related) - his sifu is the brother of my sifu.

3. My sifu (Tu Vi) is the mother of Rice, WCY is Rice's father.

4. Jennifer is my sifu's ADOPTED granddaughter, she had martial sister (WhiteKrane) and a disciple (charbydis).

5. Floo... is YPP's martial sister.

6. CBT is YPP's disciple.

7. TKL is from a tribe looking for manual - turn evil later.

8. swordmaster87 is a common villager who turned into a hero by sheer lucks.

9. WCY is adopted brother of charlieboy who tried to seduce Athena's disciples.

10. Athena has several disciples - one of them are lovepiekna and TCC.

11. SC, WCY, noazz14, and Athena want to have duel to be the top of the wulin.

I hope I summarize most of the characters - you can fill details yourself. <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">

About my name = Yellow Orchid with the title - 'The Three Maidens of the No-Light Tomb' because I'm good at 1. poetry 2. chess 3. music so like 3 skill people in one person. <IMG SRC="smilies/tongue.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/rofl.gif" border="0">

My tomb is always dark and dismal and hardly anyone could come out alive if invade into the tomb without my permission. Traps and mazes are everywhere inside.

Hope this <IMG SRC="smilies/help.gif" border="0">s

[Floo..]

Oups..... so it's Goofy, not WK who's in the tomb <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> Blah, my mistake then....

OK, So hero Fried Rice and heroine WK went in search for TKL and Floo, while Floo went in search for Charbydis and YPP (and TKL etc.)

Then.......... what ahppenned next???

[Goofy]

Let's give Jennifer screen time:

Jennifer and WhiteKrane met South Crane - a <IMG SRC="smilies/love.gif" border="0"> triangle situation here. <IMG SRC="smilies/naughty.gif" border="0">

<IMG SRC="smilies/idea.gif" border="0">
SC will have a final duel w/ noazz14 - both using sunflower skill.

WCY will duke out w/ Athena. Charlieboy will fight w/ TCC and swordmaster. TKL, Jennifer, and WhiteKrane will battle w/ YPP and Wong Jing while CTB has a showdown w/ lovepiekna and charbydis.

After get rid of YPP and co, TKL turns against charbydis and Jennifer. WhiteKrane will have duel w/ South Crane b/c he didn't want to leave his friends and be with her alone all his life.

Rice will be the doctor and umpire along w/ floo...

I will be backup.. <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">

Athena will remain a nun all her life after finding that she once unintentionally caused CTB's parents' death - that's why CTB hates all good sects. He wanted to revenge Athena and other wulin people.

And you can fill the between and the results of these battles.

[Goofy]

I guess I spent time too much alone in the tomb that I almost turn to the 2nd YPP. <IMG SRC="smilies/eek.gif" border="0"> $this->handle_bbcode_img_match('http://www.lannyland.com/smileys/shock.gif') <IMG SRC="smilies/shocked.gif" border="0">

Rice Cake, I need your 'Memory Returning' pills so that I can be myself again. <IMG SRC="smilies/help.gif" border="0">

Also, I think a cameo appearance of Jackie Lui will help. He can be a wanderer who loves playing lute. <IMG SRC="smilies/love.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/wink.gif" border="0">

<IMG SRC="smilies/coffee.gif" border="0"> I'd better stop before I really turn into my fanfic char. <IMG SRC="smilies/redface.gif" border="0">

[Suet Seung]

Goofy: I don't think Lute or flute? Anyways...if u mean the lute..I don't think that's the right term for it...I think it's called the Pipa.

here's a link to all kinds of chinese intruments click on the pics to get the info about the instruments.
http://www.melodyofchina.com/06instruments/main_06.html

[Jennifer]

Hey, I thought Ling Hu Chong plays the zither (Qin), not the Pipa. Unless Ren Ying Ying started to teach him how to play that too, or someone else... *hint, hint*

[Goofy]

lute can also be called zither and vice versa. WhiteKrane, I think you were being effected by WCY's 9 ying's penetrating skull fingers. Only Rice, WCY, would have a cure. <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/wink.gif" border="0">

[Jennifer]

I think it's better you call it a zither since a lute is a very general term for an instrument in which the strings extend along a fingerboard as well as across the soundbox. The qin is organologically a zither (a soundbox with strings across)

[Athena]

I shall re-enter my last entry on my fictional character of the E Mei School Zhi Hui Shi Tai (with a few minor corrections):
After finally realising that the quest for domination of WuLin would lead to more unneccesary bloodshed and this would go against all the ideas a Buddhis nun should have. And she was happy about the current postion of E Mei School in WuLin and her own prestige in WuLin (which was very high). And Zhi Hui retreated herself back to Mount E Mei, and devoted the rest of her life in teaching martial arts and Buddhism to her discipels/followers. Furthermore she burried her vendatta with QingFeng Zi and Noazz14, and in her life she did a lot of benovelent things and finally she became an enlightened nun.

[charbydis]

Meanwhile, me and Floo got into a fight where she poisons me and I strike her Yu Tong point so she can't circulate her qi. But then she drops the jade that Lawrence gave her, and tells me that she is my bro's lover.

[Floo..]

Char: teee hee hee... actually you dont have to 'fight' w/ me, as I know no martial arts

OK: first: <IMG SRC="smilies/bawling.gif" border="0"> Floo + <IMG SRC="smilies/smash.gif" border="0"> Char

then <IMG SRC="smilies/coffee.gif" border="0"> Floo + <IMG SRC="smilies/beerchug.gif" border="0"> Floo and Char +
<IMG SRC="smilies/shocked.gif" border="0"> Char

then <IMG SRC="smilies/read.gif" border="0"> Char (no emoticon to show how Char picks up the jade)

lastly: Floo and Char <IMG SRC="smilies/argue.gif" border="0"> (but not arguing, just"So u know lawrence?" "So ure Lawrence's sister? Hmmm... you have his eyes..."
and <IMG SRC="smilies/kiss.gif" border="0"> (this is kinda icky, but this is the closest to hug )

Hope it's understandable....

[noazz14]

Weakened through loss of internal energy,I failed to wrest control of the tomb from tombmaster Goofy. <IMG SRC="smilies/frown.gif" border="0">

At the same, confused by the tomb's 36 mazes and complete blackness, I lose sense of self and now constantly switch states from being man to woman and back again. <IMG SRC="smilies/eek.gif" border="0">

Entombed in the unremitting darkness of Goofy's tomb, and listening to her ceaseless recital of the manuals, I come to realize the senselessness of my Wulin domination plans. <IMG SRC="smilies/clap.gif" border="0">

Thus, in abject remorse and still gasping from the effects of QFZ's foul bombs, I retreat to Emei Mountain. Here I beseech the kindly Zhi Hui Shi Tai for her forgiveness of the plus a goodly supply of Alka-Seltzer. ZHST, having herself forsaken her ignoble quest for the sake of scholarship, welcomes me with open arms.

And we live together in amity forever after.

<IMG SRC="smilies/azzangel.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">

[Goofy]

Glad that you all live in peace now. <IMG SRC="smilies/clap.gif" border="0">

So now since I don't have to recite all those manuals to you, I proceed to write all of them down and put them under Rice's safe keeping, asking him to be the next tomb keeper - after all he is my sifu's son. Then I make myself forget everything about the manuals and took off with LHC (cameo appearance by Jackie Lui), taking only my zither and my flute - wandering happily forever in the state of divinity. <IMG SRC="smilies/rolleyes.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/azzangel.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/clap.gif" border="0">

Wait, what about TKL?

[Gotrice4free]

Goofy, you've left me in another impossible situation.

I'm gonna end my character now. Not getting intresting since not a lot of imagination is involved.

While guarding the tomb, TKL and SPCnet attacked. Overpower by both TKL and SPCnet, I became weakened. Before I weakened any further, I told whitekrane the secret antidote to save the Mo Lam world. "Spinach". Eat plenty of it.
(TKL, sorry that I rushed this part, and didn't go into the deep detail. Running low on imagination)

Blood gushing out of my mouth and stained by white outfit. Not admitting defeat to those foe, I took my life instead of facing humiliation. Took my needles and place it between my fingers, then hitting the back part of my head with my needle-filled palms. I died instantly with each needles piercing through my skull and penetrating my medulla oblongata.

And so the Observer dies instantly sitting in front of the tomb. Even till death, he sit still, blocking his foes from the entrance.......

Geeze, my ending is horrible. Oh well, I'm not the type that would wonder into the woods and live happily ever after. It takes courage for this type of ending, while goofy and her LHC can go around and skip all over the Mo Lam world, after I saved it from the poison of TKL and Floo. I AM the hero in this story. hahahaha..........

[TKL]

<IMG SRC="smilies/rofl.gif" border="0">
I guess every story must come to an end.
Sorry Rice, but I think even your body will not be able to prevent me from entering the tomb. I shall remove your body from the entrance by my internal power, so there will be a big bang and pieces of your body just flied everywhere ( <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> Yup, I'm a cruel person and for Rice, who wants a tragic end :devil <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0"> By the way, I don't think "spinach" will help Wulin world (when I mentioned coagulating factors, I was referring to factors contributing to the intrinsic and extrinsic pathways of coagulation cascade, so examples of the disease would be Haemophilia A and christmas disease but I think wiping out platelets would be just equally cruel:thumbsup <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0">
After entering the tomb, I take the manual that I wanted and leave the rest to SC who will now become the tomb owner. Sick with all these goody goodies in wulin who are content with a life of wandering around or living in a remote place, I decide to return to my tribe, and train the people there to become the best fighters in wulin. These will later challenge Charbydis who is still eager to fight. <IMG SRC="smilies/starwars.gif" border="0">

[TKL]

Is there something wrong with the smilies? <IMG SRC="smilies/thumbsup.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/devil.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/smooch.gif" border="0">