Wuxia Serial/Fan-Fic ala SPCnet

[charbydis]

A heart with no love only results in hatred and revenge. <IMG SRC="smilies/frown.gif" border="0">

[Gotrice4free]

and so the white roses around the tomb have been infested with Charbydis poisonous weeds... <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">

Whitekrane, you need to go start picking the weeds, so my white roses won't go hungry from the lack of nutrients being taken away by those poisonous weeds.

[noazz14]

Hehehe...weedkiller will do the trick just as well and hey, no dirty hands!!! <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">

Charby: Go fry up some jasmine rice and send it to WCY. The delicious fried jasmine scent is sure to distract his concentration and disrupt his energy absorbing. He'll be so pissed and freaked out, he'll be over in a jiff to <IMG SRC="smilies/smash.gif" border="0"> u!!! <IMG SRC="smilies/tongue.gif" border="0">

[Gotrice4free]

Actually Charbydis a heart with no love is very common to the general population, for there are no present scientific evidence claiming that our heart pertains to any human affections at all. I guess we've let the sensitive tissues/muscle that makes up our heart get the best of us, literally speaking. But in all, I don't believe love is felt from the heart. Opps, I said too much. Might offend a few love birds in this forum. haha. <IMG SRC="smilies/wink.gif" border="0">

[Suet Seung]

Hmm...I'm backing out in this fiaco. heheheh Just sitting here and enjoying the discussion....heheheh <IMG SRC="smilies/cool.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/tongue.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/sleep.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/drool.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0">

[Goofy]

Seafood fried rice (just to make you itchy) <IMG SRC="smilies/naughty.gif" border="0">

Maybe heart beating quickly misleads people that love comes from heart? I think it come from brain - which side though? <IMG SRC="smilies/confused.gif" border="0">

[Suet Seung]

I can't believe this topic has gotten up to six pages already.... <IMG SRC="smilies/eek.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/eek.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/eek.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/eek.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">

[Goofy]

charbydis, thank you for guarding my tomb. <IMG SRC="smilies/bow.gif" border="0">

But I want to warn you there are 3 enemies approaching - YPP, WJ, and their despicable(?) disciple.

I would advice you to go to my sifu's altar - you will see a scroll of chrysanthemum painting. Open it, you will see a niche behind it with a stone knob. Turn it left 3 times right 5 times and left again once. A door to the secret room will open. Inside you will find a jade pool with coldest water on earth and a pair of sun-moon swords. After 7 days and 7 nights of soaking in the jade pool,your inner energy will increase tenfolds. <IMG SRC="smilies/ninja.gif" border="0"> Then you will use the swords to practice the sun-moon sword skills. The manual was written on the swords w/ ancient language that no one could read but me. But do not despair, I'll impart to you an unknown knowledge called Tiger Talk. Just feed 3 mice to my pet cat in the tomb 3 times a day, and he will decipher the manual for you. <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">

Then you will truly become the best sword person in wulin. Just make sure you don't fall in love w/ TKL or anyone else. <IMG SRC="smilies/wink.gif" border="0">

Be ruthless to the three villains as they have harmed several innocent girls in the past. <IMG SRC="smilies/devil.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/crash.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/smash.gif" border="0">

[charbydis]

Goofy: thanks for the advice. Don't worry! I won't fall in love with TLK! I will ensure that any person who enters the tomb with ill intentions will not suffer a good end. I will feed ten mice to your pet cat. As for WCY, I will challenge him soon so that martial sister can be avenged. <IMG SRC="smilies/mad.gif" border="0">

But I am worried that I can't master the sun-moon sword skills in time for their arrival. But I will get my drugs ready for YPP, WJ and their disciple(s) if they come. <IMG SRC="smilies/devil.gif" border="0">

Meanwhile, I am teaching your cat the Mouse Preying Seeventeen Scratches to use on mice (there have been increasing amounts in the tomb lately) and on enemies if they come. <IMG SRC="smilies/rolleyes.gif" border="0">

[Goofy]

Go charbydis and Gigi/Xiaobai <IMG SRC="smilies/love.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/smooch.gif" border="0">

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[Goofy]

charbydis, don't worry about the time. Use the mirrors in a storage room to lure all the invaders into attacking your images. That should keep them at bay for at least 4 days. <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">

By the way, I'm sure that YPP and CTB will be afraid of mice. As for Wong Jing, xiaobai can take care of him. <IMG SRC="smilies/ninja.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/crash.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/smash.gif" border="0">

[TKL]

Goofy, it seems to me that you spend all your time stalking your cat, Xiao Bai, because you capture his every move <IMG SRC="smilies/tongue.gif" border="0">
Charbydis falls in love with me??? <IMG SRC="smilies/eek.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/eek.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/eek.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/help.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/help.gif" border="0">

[Goofy]

TKL, one of my hobbies is to take pictures of my cat. <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">

Isn't he adorable though? <IMG SRC="smilies/love.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/smooch.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/love.gif" border="0">

[charbydis]

TKL﹕ No, I will not. Instead, I will lock you up in the stone prison of the tomb and torture you will mice. <IMG SRC="smilies/mad.gif" border="0">

[TKL]

Charbydis: you have to think of something better. <IMG SRC="smilies/rofl.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/tearlaugh.gif" border="0"> Mice, mouse, rats, etc...do not scare me. There was one time when I enjoyed open them up. Oh, sweet moment in Practical classes. <IMG SRC="smilies/naughty.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/starwars.gif" border="0">
Goofy: yup, Your Xiao Bai is really adorable. He looks like he enjoys posing for your camera too.
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[charbydis]

ok. How about if I lock you in with YPP with both of you under the influence of drugs <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">

[TKL]

<IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> That's a good idea. Maybe I can have a duel with her and do some good to Wulin world.
Well, if I was a guy, the drugs might have drastic effect, but sorry, Charbydis, I'm of the same sex as you and I thought you guys would have known it by now. <IMG SRC="smilies/azzangel.gif" border="0">

[Goofy]

Don't forget CTB too. <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">

TKL, thank you from Gigi... He sent you <IMG SRC="smilies/love.gif" border="0">

I feel like fighting today. Can someone kill me so that I can reincarnate as a <IMG SRC="smilies/devil.gif" border="0">ish fighter?

[charbydis]

TKL: Okay then, drugs with you and Wong Jing. That should be scary. <IMG SRC="smilies/eek.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0">
Goofy: You can be drugged by Feng Qing Zi and recruited in his army of no-good-dooers. <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/mad.gif" border="0">

[TKL]

Now that's scary <IMG SRC="smilies/eek.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/eek.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/eek.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/help.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/help.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/help.gif" border="0">