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    Hmm, interesting...

    So, I am to fight you and Jennifer then? <IMG SRC="smilies/ninja.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/starwars.gif" border="0">

    Since I managed to forget all manuals I know, I had to relearn new kungfu. But I still love animals and can charm them. So I travel into the north forest and practice my animal tai-chi stances. They are moves taken from animal movements.

    After a year working hard on my kungfu, I eventually came down on a white tiger. <IMG SRC="smilies/smash.gif" border="0"> I sent Charbydis and TKL invitations for duel. Let's fight!!!
    "History's third dimension is always fiction."
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    But then I let YPP into the tomb who screams at Wong Jing for being unfaithful to her and they fight. Meanwhile, I just push the pressure points in your body which block off your source of qi and limit your movement. <IMG SRC="smilies/rolleyes.gif" border="0"> Goofy's cat can be watchign over you. Beware of his claws.
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    Who wants to save TKL? <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/smokin.gif " border="0">
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    Aha! Competition at last! <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0">
    but how can I fight you since you have taught me everything? <IMG SRC="smilies/frown.gif" border="0"> instead, i refer Athena as a worthy opponent. <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">
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    I will fight TKL then. I am going to use xiaobai's Green Claws subdue you, TKL. This Green Claws came from self depletion of favorite food such as prawn. <IMG SRC="smilies/drool.gif" border="0">

    <IMG SRC="smilies/rofl.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/laugh.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/laugh2.gif" border="0">
    "History's third dimension is always fiction."
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    So suddenly I'm the damsel in distress needing someone to save me??? <IMG SRC="smilies/confused.gif" border="0">
    I can fight my own battle. <IMG SRC="smilies/ninja.gif" border="0">
    Goofy, I will use Yi Shu Jin Hue Shen Gong (one hand golden flower kung-fu) to fight your Green Claws. <IMG SRC="smilies/argue.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/starwars.gif" border="0">
    If a man could be at two places at one time, I'll be with you
    Tomorrow and today, beside you all the way

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    TKL, then I will use Leopard Iron Tail to parry w/ you. <IMG SRC="smilies/ninja.gif" border="0">

    During the kicking out, I will reach for my Yellow Hair Needles, special projectiles made from fur fallen off Xiaobai - they are stiff and sharp coupled w/ deadly poison.

    Then I will throw you those needles. For you, they might look harmless just yellow fur, but once they touch your skin, you will feel as if you were burning.
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    Am I too cruel? <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">
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    I was just browsing through the fan fictions section and I took a look again
    at this hilarious fanfic that most of us came up with again. It seems to have a lot of potential for a good story. ^_^


    It seemed that totally forgot that Charbydis finds me a worthy opponent.
    Although I, ZhiHui ShiTai, am leading a quiet life on Mount E Mei was very thrilled to hear another martial arts expert showing so much admiration and respect towards me.
    So I decided to accept her challenge and we agreed to duel on Mount LongHu 2 months later.
    As I've spent most of these months cultivating my internal energy I have hardly touched my Heavenly Sword.
    So I decided to take a good look at this sword and wanted to depart to Mount LongHu.
    But when I drew the sword I found it was a fake, someone has stolen it from me.
    But who is capable of such a deed, the E Mei School is filled with martial arts experts. Although my fellow 35 martial arts sisters have not reached my level in martial arts they are not inferior to any other experts in the realm.
    And my sisters and me have together 100 disciples.
    There is only one answer E Mei has a traitor. Who is the traitor?

    I hope this fanfic will floorish again!

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    As these that twice befell
    Parting is all we know of heaven
    And all we need of hell.

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    Probably a man under the name Chor Richie Ren seduced one of Athena's disciple to steal the sword. <IMG SRC="smilies/tongue.gif" border="0">

    He then gave the sword to Yang Pei Pei for her new series. <IMG SRC="smilies/twirl.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/rofl.gif" border="0">
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    I could remember that one of my disciples was the daughter of someone important in this fanfic. HMMMMM! <IMG SRC="smilies/shifty.gif" border="0">
    Well it seems that I, ZhiHui ShiTai, must pay more attention to the conducts of the E Mei disciples.
    Also if Yang PeiPei <IMG SRC="smilies/disgust.gif" border="0"> is responsible I will organise a punitive expedition against her Wong Jing. Ridding the world of 2 evils in one go <IMG SRC="smilies/evillaugh.gif" border="0">
    So huge, so hopeless, to conceive
    As these that twice befell
    Parting is all we know of heaven
    And all we need of hell.

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    OMG...I've never notice this thread!! <IMG SRC="smilies/shocked.gif" border="0">
    <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> hahahahaha and <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> hahahahahaha [falling off the chair]

    your ppl are soo funny.....A very interesting story we got here!!

    Anyway.....Can I be one of the villain too-I want to be a manipulated, evil yet powerfull women ready to strike when nobody notices it <IMG SRC="smilies/evillaugh.gif" border="0">
    ( reffering to your battle. I will attack once you all have been using up you energy!)

    I will use my famous 'fire-ice Sword technique' which can destroy/chop 10 trees within 5 sec. <IMG SRC="smilies/ninja.gif" border="0">
    Then I'll move silently and lightly around you ppl...looking for the map (this map allows you to enter the TOMB without releasing the traps)
    This Tomb is hidding something powerfull!!
    <IMG SRC="smilies/shocked.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/shocked.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/shocked.gif" border="0">

    [ September 30, 2002: Message edited by: Sioben ]
    I've been touch by an angel
    I've been bless by the power of Sioben
    I can hardly believe you're that short!!

    Sioben: 'ohh....shut up'

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    Okay, Sioben. You can be a martial sister of YPP's, but you were kicked out of the school after she accused you of committing crimes you were innocent of cos she was jealous of your talent.

    In revenge, you came across some powerful martial arts manuals from an unknown source and completed a shocking set of skills.

    Knowing that YPP is heading for the tomb, you also arrive there to wait for her.

    What else do you want to do? <IMG SRC="smilies/alien.gif" border="0">
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    I, ZhiHui Shi Tai am still looking for my Heavenly Sword.
    Where is it?
    So huge, so hopeless, to conceive
    As these that twice befell
    Parting is all we know of heaven
    And all we need of hell.

    Emily Dickinson (1830-1886)

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    Zhi Hui Shi Tai receives a note from a grey spotted pigeon.

    "The Heavenly Sword was sighted in the hands of a masked man who lodged for three nights in Wei Zhou. The eye-witnesses were the Qi brothers from Wei Zhou's Flying Sky Sword Clan.

    He is deduced to be medium in build and skilled in Qing Gong. He is heading North. Find the Qi brothers to know more about him.


    Regards from your Wan Bei,
    Charbydis"

    hehe <IMG SRC="smilies/alien.gif" border="0">
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    After receving this note, I immediately went to investigate. I decided to go alone and left my eldest martial arts sister ZhiXin Shi Tai in charge of Mount E Mei.

    The Qi brothers are rather famous people in WuLin. But they are actions and deeds are quite herectic. So I advance with caution.
    However I have confidence that I will overcome each obstacle. (Although I'm young I have superior martial arts).
    So huge, so hopeless, to conceive
    As these that twice befell
    Parting is all we know of heaven
    And all we need of hell.

    Emily Dickinson (1830-1886)

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    However beware Zhi Hui Shi Tai, for other than being famous for their superior martial arts, they have been rumoured to be two of the most attractive men in the Central Plains. Many women have fallen to their charms and i hope you will not one of them. <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">
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    Arrow

    Ever since my lover died 5 years ago I have given up on love. I even became a Buddhist nun so I have complete confidence in myself.
    As I ride along on my black horse with my sword and whisk I wonder if the theft of the sword was related to Yang PeiPei or Wong Jing. Like I speculated earlier, only the likes of them would dare to steal something from me.
    I'm not sure whether I should praise them for their courage of laugh at their stupidity.
    And why would this person write me a letter? I'm filled with questions, but still I'm confident because I know my position in WuLin is very prestigious and high.

    In the current the realm of martial arts there are 9 top leading experts with superb martial arts. 4 of them are renowned sword users. I'm one of them.
    People in WuLin refer these 4 swordsmen as "The Swords Under Heaven."
    You have the Sword God, Sword Demon, Sword Saint and Sword Immortal.
    I, ZhiHui am the Sword Immortal
    So huge, so hopeless, to conceive
    As these that twice befell
    Parting is all we know of heaven
    And all we need of hell.

    Emily Dickinson (1830-1886)

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    I arrive at the rendez-vous point the Dragon Inn, and I await the Qi brothers. But after waiting for several hours there is no trace of them. What happened?
    Is this a ruse?
    So huge, so hopeless, to conceive
    As these that twice befell
    Parting is all we know of heaven
    And all we need of hell.

    Emily Dickinson (1830-1886)

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="80%" bgcolor="#dcdcdc" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="1"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10" bgcolor="#DCDCDC"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#eeeeee"><font size="1"> Okay, Sioben. You can be a martial sister of YPP's, but you were kicked out of the school after she accused you of committing crimes you were innocent of cos she was jealous of your talent.
    In revenge, you came across some powerful martial arts manuals from an unknown source and completed a shocking set of skills.

    Knowing that YPP is heading for the tomb, you also arrive there to wait for her.
    </font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
    yeah..........sound good to me <IMG SRC="smilies/evillaugh.gif" border="0"> hehehehe
    I've been touch by an angel
    I've been bless by the power of Sioben
    I can hardly believe you're that short!!

    Sioben: 'ohh....shut up'

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    I'm not sure what this is all about (haven't read it yet...) but a quick scan through seems to reveal a lot of respected posters goofing off

    Just wondering, have y'all given up on this?
    my right arm slams shut

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    Cool

    Is this still around. (blushing furiously)
    "History's third dimension is always fiction."
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