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    90. Peasant clothing, a hat, and mud splashed on face is sufficient disguise 99% of the time unless top level martial martial hears you breathe. Also, women disguised as men are always revealed when the hat is pulled off with dramatic fling of long hair - no matter that most men had similar length of hair.
    96. If you're a woman and want to be seen as a man in public, all you have to do is put on a man's clothes. No need to disguise your face, voice, or posture. That's enough to fool 99% of the people.
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    忽见柳荫下两个小孩子在哀哀痛哭,瞧模样正是武敦儒、武修文兄弟。郭芙大声叫道:「喂,你们在干甚麽?」武 修文回头见是郭芙,哭道:「我们在哭,你不见麽?」

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    97. Even though heroes can easily outpace a baddie, when the baddie throws a projectile then leaps to run away, the hero will just take a few steps forward but will not pursue him.
    忽见柳荫下两个小孩子在哀哀痛哭,瞧模样正是武敦儒、武修文兄弟。郭芙大声叫道:「喂,你们在干甚麽?」武 修文回头见是郭芙,哭道:「我们在哭,你不见麽?」

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    98. Several hundred years after your wulin adventures, people will be discussing your exploits on Internet message forums.

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    99. If you're a villain and you're just about to kill the much-weaker-than-you protagonist, something extremely unlikely will go wrong.

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    Despite of no plastic surgery and lack of nutrition, pretty much all the ladies are beautiful, hardly any ugly at all.

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