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    Thanks foxs for the quick update.

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    Foxs, I know a smattering of Chinese here and there. As to an alternative website for Gu Long's novels, you may wish to try this: http://rxgl.net/gulong/jsyx/

    If not then this: http://www.xiexingcun.com/gulong/27/index.htm - but this one has ad-sponsored stuff. However u can disable pop-ups to prevent this. Thks for the weekend updates.

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    Default Chapter 3 - Part 6

    Clown, Ysabel, Ycb, Anh, you are welcome. Jaya, I think it was more like very fast eyes, since they were able to see anything clearly in just split seconds. As for the legs ... no comments. DongBin, thank you very much. I'll look at 'em. The end of Chapter 3.


    The one he wanted to see was the pair of legs that was revealed under the flipping purple skirt, the one with sturdy muscles, the one that looked supple and flexible, the one full of youthful vitality.

    Although the lady boss legs looked fine and delicate, the muscles were already not as tight; although they could still arouse desire in a mans heart, they already lacked firmness.

    Lu Xiaofeng did not hide his disappointment very well, but the lady boss did not pay any attention; she merely asked in a sultry voice, And now what do you want me to do?

    To her surprise, Lu Xiaofeng closed his eyes, And now I want you to put your skirt on, blow out the lamp on the table, and with your two big, fat legs, get out of here.

    The lady boss was furious, this time she was really enraged, she was so angry that she wanted to strangle this vile moustache to his death. What do you mean? she screamed her question toward Lu Xiaofeng.

    I believe I have already made my meaning very clear just now, Lu Xiaofeng flatly said, And I believe you have heard it very clearly.

    Lu Xiaofeng thought that she would be so angry that perhaps she would pounce on him and beat him several times, or bite him several times.

    But he did not care.

    Dealing with a crazy woman, Mr. Lu Xiaofeng knew at least a hundred ways.

    The unthinkable thing was: not only our lady boss did not go crazy, she broke into giggles instead.

    Ay, you! You are indeed not a good thing, you are basically not a human being. It sounded as if she was laughing in glee, Fortunately I still have a way to deal with a man who is really not a man like you.

    Oh?

    I can guarantee that if you let me walk out of that door today, you will regret it for the rest of your life.

    Surprisingly, there was not the least bit of anger in her voice. Even a veteran of a hundred battles like Lu Xiaofeng could not help thinking that it was very strange. Therefore, he could not resist asking, Are you telling me that if I do not keep you here tonight, I will regret it for the rest of my life?

    The lady boss smiled sweetly, revealing a row of fine, white teeth, I believe I have already made my meaning very clear just now, she said, And I believe you have heard it very clearly.

    Alright, just consider I lose this time. He even went as far as raising both hands high in the air, And now, can you tell me why I would regret it for the rest of my life?

    Because I am the only one who can tell you how your friend Liu Chengfeng died.

    This sentence was like a whip; it was as if Lu Xiaofeng was being whipped. He sprang up from the bed and asked, You know who killed him?

    I think I probably know a little.

    Lu Xiaofeng stiffened, but his voice turned gentler, In that case, can you tell me now?

    Of course I can, you are my destined love, no matter what you want me to do, Ill do it, the lady boss said, But it is only proper if youll let me have you do something first.

    What is it?

    The lady boss looked straight at him, softly but flatly she said, Take off your pants and let me look at your legs.

    Lu Xiaofeng stared blankly, as if he was so terrified that he turned silly. But suddenly he grinned from ear to ear, Its so easy, he smiled delightedly, What could be easier in the world than a woman asking a man to take off his pants? As long as I can make you happy, whatever you want me to take off, I dont care.

    He did not lie. Before he even finished speaking, his pants had already left his legs.

    And now what do you want me to do?

    The lady boss fluid glance seemed to ripple again, And now I want you to throw away your pants, blow out the lamp on the table, and with your two small, thin legs, come over here and hug me.

    In order to do something, much less that something simply must be done, one always has to pay a small price.

    In order to do something for a real friend, whatever price one has to pay, it is always worth it.

    Lu Xiaofeng has always been a man of principle, and that was his principle.

    Therefore, the light went out.

    (Seven)

    One man one woman, one small room, one bed. After the light went out, there were so many things could happen.

    One man one woman, one small room, one bed. After the light went out, it is also possible that nothing happened.

    What has actually happened? After all these things, anything that happened, other than these two people, who would know?

    The only thing that we can be sure is that Lu Xiaofeng definitely asked the lady boss, How did you know who killed Liu Chengfeng?

    Because in this small town of ours, where even the birds do not lay eggs, only one person has the capability to kill him.

    Naturally this answer needed some explanation. The lady boss explanation was that the town of Huangshi was an extremely desolate, out-of-the-way small town. Since the legend that said that there were gold buried somewhere in the vicinity of this town was confirmed to be just a rumor, even regular travellers no longer journey pass this town, because this town was basically not located on a major trading route.

    The inhabitants of this town were born here and grew roots here, they were already accustomed to a life of poverty, yet a very peaceful and quiet life. They already lost their ability to adapt to a competitive and bustling life in the world outside their small town.

    The lady boss said, Take that dead fatty of our family for example; he clings obstinately to this small grocery store, which has already been in his family for several generations. If right now you want him to move out to earn fistful after fistful of silver, he wont have the guts to do it. She went on, As soon as he leaves this town for a single step, his legs will turn weak.

    Most other people in this town were also like that. They lived in poverty, but the peaceful and quiet life had completely stripped them off of the will to fight, and they had absolutely no vanity.

    Because they practically did not know what kind of sensual splendor the people on the outside were enjoying.

    These people had already distanced themselves from the world as far back as a hundred of years ago, they lived and took root in this small town, every family understood each other, just like a man understands himself. Only one person is an exception, the lady boss said, In our town, he is the only exception.

    Who is this person?

    His surname is Sha, almost nobody remembers his given name, because everybody simply calls him Sha Dahu. [Dahu means great family/rich family/big landlord, etc.]

    Sha Dahu? Why would everybody call him Sha Dahu? Lu Xiaofeng asked the lady boss.

    Even several fresh water well in the town of Huangshi belong to him; if people dont call him Sha Dahu, what should we call him?

    Why would this Sha Dahu want to kill Liu Chengfeng?

    I did not say that he wanted to kill Liu Chengfeng, the lady boss said, I just said that if anybody in the town of Huangshi is able to kill Liu Chengfeng, this person must be Sha Dahu.

    Why?

    Because I also know that Liu Daye [big master] was a first class martial art master of Jianghu, while our people here, as soon as we saw other people moving their sabers, they would pee in their pants and become the grandsons of a turtle.

    The lady boss went on, Other than big boss Sha, nobody in the town of Huangshi dares to move a single strand of Liu Dayes hair. She added for emphasis, Other than big boss Sha, nobody has that kind of ability either.

    What ability does he have?

    Actually, he himself does not have any bird egg ability, what he has is no more than a belly full of sh1t.

    The lady boss had brought an earthen jar of wine along, which she now drank with Lu Xiaofeng. No doubt it was one of the most delightful things in the world. Therefore, this lady boss of ours, who had a pair of white hands and a pair of long legs plus an amorous heart, found it hard not to get drunk even if she did not want to. Hence the reason now she started to talk a little nonsense.

    Its just that our Big Boss Sha is a bit stronger than those turtle grandsons, the lady boss said, Because other than a belly full of sh1t, he also has a house full of gold, silver, pearls and jewels.

    What does it have to do with Liu Chengfengs death? Lu Xiaofeng asked.

    The lady boss grabbed Lu Xiaofengs neck and patted his cheek just like patting a little childs cheek.

    Xiao Shaoye [little young master], do you know that there are a lot of people who are like fly? When they see sh1t, they disregard their own lives and immediately fly over. Her eyes narrowed, Gold, silver, pearls and jewels are their sh1t.

    So what kind of people are these flies?

    The flies are some good-for-nothing, men who are not humans. The lady boss said, Robbers, fugitives, murderer, scoundrels, serial rapists, and animals who sell their friends. They were on the run and had nowhere else to go, hence they turn into flies, buzzing over a large pile of sh1t. Naturally, the farther this pile of sh1t is the better.

    She drank the last mouthful of wine from the earthen jar, The pile of sh1t in this town of Huangshi is naturally the farthest.

    Lu Xiaofeng knew that very soon this woman would become a drunken female cat, because he knew that the wine in that earthen jar was a strong wine; therefore, he took advantage to ask a few more questions before she got drunk.

    Are you saying that among these flies, there are some first-class martial art masters?

    Probably there are.

    Could it be that among these robbers and murderers who seek shelter under Sha Dahu you recognize some people who can kill Liu Chengfeng?

    I dont know either. The lady boss eyes already closed, If you want to know, why dont you go and see it for yourself?

    Finished speaking that sentence, the lady boss eyes would not open anymore, she was totally drunk, and had become a sleeping woman that Lu Xiaofeng had no way of waking her up.

    Other that going straight to Sha Dahu, he had no other way at all.

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    Thanks. The dialogues here are more interesting than the Phoenix novel.
    Maybe the author was still fresh (or not drunk) at this time

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    Thanks, foxs.

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    Thanks foxs for another update.

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    Lots of loose tongues in this small town ... where would LXF be without these beautiful ladies? Where is Ximen?

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    Default Chapter 4 - Part 1

    Ycb, you think so? Reading Gu Long, we can tell that he loved drinking wine, and did not have too high of opinion toward women. Jaya, Ysabel, Anh, you are welcome. DongBin, from the links you sent, I saw that Part 1 has title, it is 'Lu Xiaofeng'. Part 2's title if Ximen Chuixue, hence I don't think we'll see him until Part 2.

    Folks, I received a pm from Jotaro, but I think it is beneficial to everybody who may be interested, I am quoting it here in its entirety:

    Hi foxs,
    I didnt want to go on the main forum and talk off topic about Huanzhulouzhu. There is an English translation of one of his books called Blades from the Willows. In the introduction to the translation the translator points out that there are three types of wuxia stories. The first type is a strict historical type that feature martial arts heroes in actual historical events. The second type is the kind we see in the writings of Liang Yusheng, Jin Yong and Gu Long. Although history is more implied in Gu Long. The third type is the kind of writing we see in the works of Li Shongji (Huanzhulouzhus real name). His style features elements of fantasy with magical swordsmen with super martial arts. Huanzhulouzhu was the master of this type of novel. To write these kinds of novels an incredible imagination is required and a mastery of the Chinese language. His Zu Warriors books goes over twenty volumes. Huanzhulouzhu was hugely popular in mainland China.
    He is considered, along with Wang Dulu (the Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon writer) part of the classical period of martial arts fiction which comes just before 1949.
    I always enjoy your translations.
    Thanks again,
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    Chapter 4 The killer in the rich familys[1] household.
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    Naturally Sha Dahus original name was not Dahu [see footnote], its just that his surname was really Sha; his father, grandfather, great-grandfather, and all his ancestors were surnamed Sha, furthermore, they were all called Sha Dahu.

    Speaking about their family, practically no other appellation is more appropriate than Dahu.

    Sha Mange, alias[2] Guan Yun, was a studious scholar, by the age of thirteen he entered school, by the age of seventeen he passed the provincial level of imperial exam, by the age of eighteen he graduated high school, entered Hanlin [Imperial Academy]. He was amiable, and was a romantic young man; even if he did not want to be a distinguished man, he simply could not. But being distinguished has its own price.

    Being distinguished he was frivolous, being distinguished he became indifferent, being distinguished led him to poverty, being distinguished led to untimely death.

    Why would a talented, peerless literary talent have the heart of blowing away his discretion and exchanging it with an empty reputation?

    Its just the price of being distinguished.

    Throughout the ages, distinguish persons knew that gains and losses are insignifant, so why would they want to achieve it? So what if they fail? So what if they live? So what if they die? A tiny mustard seed is no different than the world, an instant is no different than an eternity.

    Sha Manges outstanding career has taken its toll, their entire Sha family was banished forever to the border area as a penal sentence, they became refugees.

    But as refugees, they lived an aristocratic life in the town of Huangshi.

    Because Sha Mange was an intellectual. Less than a year after his arrival in the town of Huangshi, he managed to unearth gold in a mine on the nearby mountain.

    In the world, there is nothing more real, more valuable than gold.

    People of the lower class of society, women and children, rough men and peasants, may not know pearl, agate, emerald, jasper, literary treasure, famous painting, ancient jade sculpture, and fine china, but what about gold?

    If there is anyone in the world who does not know the value of gold, that would be strange indeed.

    Ever since the Sha family struck a fortune, the town of Huangshi and its vicinity started to see gold rush, people who wanted to get rich flocked from four sides, eight directions. Overnight the town of Huangshi became prosperous.

    Too bad in the booming economy this town experience did not last long. Because other than Sha Dahu, the number of people who manage to find gold was pathetically low.

    Most people left in disappointment. Only Sha Dahu was still Sha Dahu. Huangshi town also remained as depressing as ever.

    (Two)

    Lu Xiaofeng visited Sha Dahu on the second day after his arrival in the town of Huangshi. At that moment Sha Dahu was drinking his first cup of wine of the day. During lunch, he usually drank a relatively softer wine.

    That particular day, he was drinking a good home brewed wine shipped from far away Shaoxing [prefecture, Zhejiang]. This kind of wine is easy to enter the mouth, but the effect afterwards was quite powerful. Accompanying him, sitting right next to him was a distinguished guest, one Mr. Sun. It was said that he was an ex-county head magistrate, a seemingly polite, refined, and gentle scholar.

    The guard on duty at the gate, whose job was to announce the incoming guest and guard the courtyard, that day, was Yang Wu [lit. Yang the fifth].

    Sha Dahu had a wine cup in one hand, and a pair of chopstick in the other; his eyes were fixed on the feet of a wind chicken dish in front of him. With a cold voice he asked Yang Wu, Do you know that when I am eating, I dont want to see any visitor?

    I know.

    Then why havent you told that man outside to get the hell out of here?

    Actually, not only I wanted him to get the hell out of here, I also wanted to grab his neck and throw him out, Yang Wu said.

    And why havent you done so?

    Because I am not able to throw this man out. Yang Wu said, He did not throw me out, I am already very happy.

    Sha Dahu turned his head around, with narrowed eyes he looked at him and said, I have always thought that you are a man with guts, how could you turn into such a coward?

    In front of his boss, Yang Wu did not seem to be too polite. I am not a coward at all, he said, I just dont want to provoke that man, thats all.

    Mr. Sun interrupted, What kind of person is that gentleman, actually?

    With a deliberate coldness Yang Wu replied, Actually, there is nothing extraordinary about that man, he is only the four-eyebrowed Lu Xiaofeng.

    Sha Dahus arrogance has always been big, annoyingly big; but as soon as he heard the three characters Lu Xiao Feng, instantly he seemed to change into another person.

    This three-character name in itself seemed to have a particularly strong twisting power.

    Lu Xiaofeng himself also understood this fact. Therefore, although he was standing outside the door, waiting for half a day, he was still confident that when Sha Dahu heard his name, he would definitely come out personally to welcome him, and would use the best wine and dishes to entertain him, he would even have the best looking people to accompany him.

    To this fact, he was very confident.

    Once, when he was drunk, he asked one of his good friends; he asked Honest Monk, Do you know what kind of person I am?

    Without waiting for Honest Monk, he answered his own question, I am an expert in swindling my food and drink; just by using my name, I can eat anywhere in the world.

    Honest Monk laughed and said, This time you have spoken honest words.

    Good wine, good dishes had already been set on the table; sure enough, the extremely arrogant Big Boss Sha came out personally to greet and lead him in, the reception hall was already packed with people. Who would want to miss the opportunity to see a man like Lu Xiaofeng?

    Deeply apologetic, Sha Dahu toasted Lu Xiaofeng, Lu Xiong [brother, generic term], look at this place. Dont you think it looks like a food market?

    It is, kind of.

    Sha Dahu roared in laughter, Actually, this is a quiet place in the wilderness, culturally, we are not people with compass and set square. But as everyone heard that Lu Xiaofeng has arrived, the one who can pinch blades with his two fingers, the one with four eyebrows, everybody wanted to see what kind of man this Lu Xiaofeng is. I cannot stop them.

    Lu Xiaofeng sighed theatrically, Indeed, it cant be helped. Who told me to be such a famous person? Actually, he did not show the least bit of modesty at all. A celebrity oftentimes has to encounter this kind of situation.

    Everybody laughed. Except one, a man who wore a dark blue scholar gown, who looked like a settled guest of this house[3], a smallish middle-aged man. Although his face was smiling, his eyes were completely devoid of any laughter, even the laughter on his face looked strained.

    Fortunately Lu Xiaofeng had not noticed him, he only laughed and said to Sha Dahu, My poverty, my laziness, are very well-known; I am sure you also know about it.

    I have heard.

    Then why didnt you ask me, why would a man like me acted like a mule, foolishly taking thousands of li journey, rolling and crawling to reach this place?

    With a rueful sigh Sha Dahu said, This place is really getting poorer and poorer, and the number people coming to live here is getting fewer and fewer. He went on, Such a big celebrity like Lu Xiaofeng unexpectedly can come here, even in our dream we would not expect that.

    Just like Lu Xiaofeng, a mischievous smile suddenly appeared on his originally very dignified guo [country] shaped face [i.e. square face], Fortunately even when I am not dreaming I can still see it.

    Lu Xiaofeng raised his four eyebrows, You really know?

    Really.

    So what do you know?

    I know that you come here for your friends sake, your friend was very unfortunate and met his demise in this place.

    What you know is indeed not a few.

    Although this place is poor, I am not. Sha Dahu said, A rich man like me, there are always a lot of people sneakily come to me to report about a lot of things. His laughter was unusually cheerful, Rich people are like famous people, no matter what, we always do things a bit more conveniently than other people.

    Indeed this fact cannot be refuted.

    Whenever Lu Xiaofeng heard something reasonable, he always showed admiration, It appears that you indeed have a bit learning.

    Sha Dahu laughed aloud, I am afraid my learning is indeed no more than just a bit. Similarly, he did not show the least bit of modesty at all.

    Other than that, what else do you know? Lu Xiaofeng asked this man, who seemingly had multiple personalities. Do you know that I come to you for the sake of a blade?

    That kind of thing, how could I not know? Sha Dahu deliberately spoke in cold and indifferent manner, How could there be anything happening in this small town that I do not know about?

    Lu Xiaofeng fixed his gaze at his face; with the same cold and indifferent tone he said, In that case, you must also know who those two people are.

    Two people? Sha Dahu knitted his brows, What kind of two people?

    You dont know the two people I am talking about?

    How could I know? Sha Dahu said, Although this place is small, the people are not a few, how could I know which two people you are talking about?

    Lu Xiaofeng sighed; he shook his head and said, Turns out there are still things in this small town that you dont know about.

    [1] Reminder: Dahu of Sha Dahus name [see Chapter 3] means great family / rich family / large landlord.

    [2] Alias courtesy or style name traditionally given to males aged 20 in dynastic China.

    [3] When translating Jin Yongs Deer and Cauldron, I had the following note: I seem to remember reading about rich families in ancient China who had guests staying in their homes for an extended period of times. Interestingly, Bing Translator gives this definition: protgs of the powerful who stay with their benefactors like parasites.
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    Thanks. Long one...

    edit:
    would love to have a Huanzhulouzhu novel translated.
    An out of norm genre akin to stellar transformation

    When I read his other "7 assassins", other than the Q&A in gu long typical fashion, I would not have thought it came from gu long. This author continues to impress me...
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    Thanks, foxs.

    I think this is true all over the world, even in the poorest of towns (places), there will always be someone who is a bit better off than the masses who wields the most influence in the area.

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    Great stuff. Like your footnotes too.

    My source has the character 庠 which means school.

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    Thanks foxs - new characters

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    thanks for the update and the nod.
    I think LXF knows something he is not saying.

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    Default Chapter 4 - Part 2

    Ycb, I have never even heard about those before Jotaro told us. Jaya, that's a fact of life. DongBin, hence the reason I asked for different sources; the one I have is littered with errors like that. I suppose the OCR they use is not too good. Ysabel, Anh, you are welcome. Don't get your hopes up too high, Gu Long tends to kill his characters quite easily. Jotaro, it is us who should thank you. Perhaps some day you'd want to translate those for us?


    This sentence was a bit confusing.

    He said that he was looking for two people, yet he did not mention anything about these two peoples name, surname, and origin; neither did he mention their stature and appearance. If there was anybody who understood what he was talking about, now that would be strange indeed.

    Yet he obviously said those things. Perhaps only Mr. Lu Xiaofeng could say such thing.

    He was sure Sha Dahu would be angry; Mr. Lus words often made people die of anger, even Honest Monk, who possessed such self-restraint, nearly died of anger in the gutter because of him, let alone such a big boss like Sha Dahu.

    What kind of two people are you looking for, actually? suppressing his anger, Sha Dahu asked Lu Xiaofeng.

    Its a man and a woman.

    So you are looking for a man and a woman? Wonderful! Really wonderful!

    Sha Dahu laughed angrily, It so happens that in this world half of the people are men, the other half are women and you said you are looking for a man and a woman. Tell me, isnt that a coincidence or what?

    He was angry, but Lu Xiaofeng was not angry. Mr. Lu was always able to make people angry, but he would not get angry himself.

    Looking at his delighted expression, Sha Dahu, who was originally very angry, suddenly laughed, Turns out I have fallen into your trap.

    You have fallen into what trap?

    You deliberately wanted to make me angry, and unexpectedly I really got angry. Sha Dahu said, I simply looked like a fool.

    In reality, he did not like a fool at all, Lu Xiaofengf made him angry for no rhyme or reason.

    Ever since these two men met, none of each sentence they said made any sense. Just like two martial art masters of wulin exchanging blows, each one trying to outdo the other. I can see clearly that you are just like me, a very competitive person. Sha Dahu said, I always like this kind of man.

    Too bad you have grown beard, Lu Xiaofeng deliberately sighed, You probably also know that Mr. Lu has always liked beautiful women.

    This time Big Boss Sha did not get angry. Oftentimes anger is not a good thing, especially anger that brings adverse effect to ones health.

    Big bosses usually take a good care of their bodies. Therefore, he asked Lu Xiaofeng again, Those man and woman that you are looking for, is there anything in particular that is different than other people?

    The man is very good at using blade.

    Big Boss Sha laughed, Our familys cook is also very good at using blade. [Translators note: in Chinese, the word dao can mean saber, blade, knife, single-edge sword, etc. which can be difficult to transfer into English.]

    He uses blade to slice meat, the slices are thinner than paper. He then asked Lu Xiaofeng deliberately, Are you looking for my cook?

    Naturally Lu Xiaofeng would not get angry; he asked in return, Can your cook kill people?

    I only know that he can only slice meat.

    What kind of meat?

    Pork, beed, mutton, dog meat, mule meat, horse meat, fish, crane, goose, rabbit, deep pool meat [潭子, I dont know what it is]; he can slice amy meat, he has even sliced tiger meat. Sha Dahu continued, Only one kind of meat he does not slice.

    Human meat?

    You got it. Sha Dahu was still laughing, Human meat is sour, more sour than horse meat, I definitely wont allow my cook to slice human meat.

    Lu Xiaofeng sighed again, How could people who have never eaten human flesh know that human meat is sour? So strange.

    Sha Dahu did not pay him any attention; otherwise he would get angry again.

    Other people trying to make you mad, but you did not get mad, that is a lofty quality. If as a big boss one does not have one or two lofty qualities, how could one succeed in his role as a big boss?

    So the man is adept in using blade, how about the woman? he asked.

    The woman is even more strange. Lu Xiaofeng said, Her head is covered in completely white hair, just like a sixty, seventy-year old woman. But her legs were like sixteen, seventeen-year old young woman.

    Such a pair of legs, if someone can forget it as soon as he sees it, that person must not be a man.

    Not to be able to see it, undoubtedly Big Boss Sha was filled with regret. Although he was starting to get old, he was, after all, still a man. The older a man gets, the more he loves to see womens legs. Even if he could just take a glance, it was all right.

    Big Boss Sha sighed, while reviewing in his mind all the beautiful legs he had seen in his life one by one. It was not until he felt that he was a bit younger again that he asked, Did you see her face?

    I did not. At that time Lu Xiaofeng practically did not have any chance to see her face. Besides, even if he did, it would be useless, since the hair was fake, the face could also be altered. The sky was getting darker, life and death was in between breaths.

    Naturally it was not that Big Boss Sha did not understand this kind of circumstances, yet he still had to ask, Why didnt you just look at her face?

    Because I am a man, Lu Xiaofeng said drily, A man seeing that kind of pair of legs, who would have time to look at her face?

    The question did not make any sense, the respond definitely did; the whole building roared into laughter.

    Now I understand your trouble, he laughed aloud and said, Practically you wont find this woman, unless you lift up the skirt of every woman in this place and take a look.

    Lu Xiaofeng did not deny, on the contrary, lowering his voice, he said in deadpan manner, To tell you the truth, I was thinking the same thing.

    Who wouldnt? Sha Dahu also deliberately lowered his voice, If you are really going to do it, you simply must tell me, so that I can follow you and take a look as well.

    Even after these two talked for half a day, nobody knew whether they were bickering, or whether it was a battle of wits?

    The Four-Eyebrowed Lu Xiaofeng has appeared, it seemed that there is nothing really special about him. The people crowding the main hall starting to feel that there was not much point for them to stay, hence one by one they slipped away.

    Originally the scholar wearing blue cotton gown could not laugh, and now naturally he could not stay either.

    Suddenly in a loud voice Lu Xiaofeng said, Jin Laoqi [lit. old Jin (gold) the seventh], other people may leave, you must not leave.

    Who was Jin Laoqi? Nobody knew whom he was calling. Therefore, without exception, everybody was startled.

    When one is suddenly startled, one would definitely halt his step. Everybody was looking around at everybody else, they wanted to know whom this Lu Xiaofeng, a gentleman with grad reputation, was calling? Why did he call him?

    The scholar was no exception. Unfortunately, by now everybody was able to see that the person Lu Xiaofeng was calling was indeed himself.

    Lu Xiaofengs eyes were already fixed on him like nails, even he himself could feel it. Therefore, suppressing his emotion, he asked, Lu Daxia [great hero], who do you call?

    I am not a great hero, just like you are not a scholar. Lu Xiaofeng said, The one I called was precisely the only Jianghu character who can trespass a thousand houses in one night, rob a hundred mansions in one day, Jin Qiliang [lit. seven taels].

    I dont know that man.

    You dont know that man, but I do. Lu Xiaofeng said, You are Jin Qiliang, Jin Qiliang is precisely you.

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