If you were to enter into a Wuxia novel/movie...

[CC]

"Nutz explode?"

I have a long memory, and have no compunction about using it for vengeful purposes.

Most excellent memory! But I tweaked the variable here you see, back then the discussion had no DEP and Icy Jade Bed.

[CC]

That will be great to have a RPG. I've never been in one but would love to see how it plays out.

Have you read the last Ultimate RPG we did here? If not, you gotta do it.

[skoo78]

Have you read the last Ultimate RPG we did here? If not, you gotta do it.

Do you perhaps have the link to it instead of me scrolling through 20+ pages?

[skoo78]

Then I will be GJ. We meet H7G as Master JY portrayed. He teaches me XL18Z. I can push down trees with my hands! But then I became lustful. For food. My darling Rong'er's cooking is too damn tempting. The Food Demon in me start waking. I start eating 7Gong's food in secret. First just a little, but then it becomes uncontrollable. Sometimes the food is 70% gone before it reaches him. When he asks why the portion became smaller, I say it tastes better if you eat less. I start gaining weight. My Qinggong drops. At first I could still leap 20 feet upward. Then only 15. Little by little, the dragon became a flightless bird. Rong'er starts regretting and stops cooking for me. I go crazy. I tell her I can't live without her food. She refuses to cook until I can leave palm prints on rocks again. I get furious and strike her unconscious. I drag her body out of the room, thinking no one would know. But little did I know, the parrot saw everything. It played back the scene to 7Gong. He said domestic abuse is not allowed, even though Rong'er doesn't mind. He punishes me with a 2 day ban from eating delicious food. I was only allowed to eat normal food. It was miserable, but I survived. After that, Rong'er and I lived happily ever after.

Lol...love how food can be lustful. But I have to say, you left out one part before I even live happily ever after with you. I regain conscious and beat you with my dog stick for K.O.'ing me. Then you get punished and I forgave you and we then live happily ever after.

[PJ]

Do you perhaps have the link to it instead of me scrolling through 20+ pages?

Actual Story. Gets better later on.

Discussion

CC, come to think of it, the writing style basically mirrored Gu Long's evolution. It started out "normally", then became more and more abstract, atmospheric, and otherworldly.

[CC]

Do you perhaps have the link to it instead of me scrolling through 20+ pages?

http://www.spcnet.tv/forums/showthre...d#.VBB47rnlq70

there you go. If link doesn't work, search under the thread title 'Ultimate Wuxia RPG Story Thread'

Warning : The whole thing changes tone from Semi-JY to Demi-GL halfway thru the second page.

Once it turns Demi-GL, you need to have been around to appreciate the full nuances of all the in-forum jokes. But I think you can have a good read even ignoring that.

[PJ]

Wah CC, great minds not only think alike, but at the exact same time! The peak of thought synchronization has been demonstrated.

[Trien Chieu]

I would want to be Gwok Jing but my Wong Yung must be look like this $this->handle_bbcode_img_match('http://4.bp.blogspot.com/--bo3rW5dDaM/T2qAQ5SMyWI/AAAAAAAAG0k/u1BSMgwa_v8/s320/Barbara+Yung+Mei-ling.jpg')

[wkeej]

I will want to be DY. I will marry all my cousins so that Ah Zhu and Ah Zhi did not die.

[CC]

I will want to be DY. I will marry all my cousins so that Ah Zhu and Ah Zhi did not die.

If you married Ah Zi, all your other wives might die.

[wkeej]

If you married Ah Zi, all your other wives might die.

Not to worry. I will ask MWQ to take care of her.

[Trien Chieu]

I will want to be DY. I will marry all my cousins so that Ah Zhu and Ah Zhi did not die.

If you married all your cousins, lot of your kids could be handicapped. Life would be miserable.

[Ken Cheng]

Not to worry. I will ask MWQ to take care of her.

In terms of martial arts, Muk Yeun Ching might be able to handle Ah Chi, but martial arts are not what makes Ah Chi dangerous. Even if all four of her limbs were crippled, Ah Chi would still pose a threat.

[Ian Liew]

In terms of martial arts, Muk Yeun Ching might be able to handle Ah Chi, but martial arts are not what makes Ah Chi dangerous. Even if all four of her limbs were crippled, Ah Chi would still pose a threat.

Mu Wanqing kind of fights to kill, though, with her lethal darts.

[Trien Chieu]

Mu Wanqing kind of fights to kill, though, with her lethal darts.

The problem is no matter how powerful Mu Wanqing is, Ah Chi will find a way to get rid of her. Mu Wanqing is no match for Ah Chi.

[wkeej]

I will send Ah Zhi for some training by Sweeper Monk. I believe the latter will be able to handle her. And out she will become like XiaoZhao.