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    Default Things you'd say to wuxia characters if they were real and you could talk to them.

    Imagine if wuxia characters became real and we could interact with them. With whom would you speak, and what would you say to him or her?

    I'd say this to Yeung Gor: Look, dude. I understand your belief that every man should be loyal to just one woman. I GET IT. I agree with you completely about this, at least. It's one of the VERY few things I respect about you. But you know something? YOU TALK WAY TOO MUCH ABOUT IT! Like to the point where it's really, really annoying, even though you're right. So just be right quietly and STFU about it, OK?

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    I would say this to Lu Xiaofeng: Since you tend to frequent brothels, ever afraid of catching something?

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    I would say this to Huang Rong: Girlfriend, can you give me the recipes for The Pursuit Soup and 24 Bridges on a Moonlit Night

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    Guo Jing, you are a dumb dufus, but a great hero. I want you teach me 'Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms' while Huang Rong cooks for us.
    Sim neej aws...

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    Lei Cham-fan. You are the designated driver tonight

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mandred Skavenslayer View Post
    Lei Cham-fan. You are the designated driver tonight
    Wherever we're going, we're not going to make it there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken Cheng View Post
    Wherever we're going, we're not going to make it there.
    If a man drives for justice and righteousness, his car will never crash!
    Its BIxie Jianfa Gawdammit you guys!!!!

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    I would say this to LHC: Please don't help RWX! He is many many times worse than DFBB and your teacher YBQ. DFBB minds his own business and left wulin alone for more than a decade. It's better to keep it that way. Have mercy toward your teacher. Don't forget that he raised you for all these years.

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    To LHC: Can you teach me DG9J?

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    To DY: Who is the grandmother of I-Deng?

    To ZM: Can you cook now?

    To ZZR: Why do you want to kill XX?

    To XX: How did you figure out ZZR is the one responsible?

    To Yin-er: How did you come back to mainland?

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    Aunt Guo please taught Me 9 Yin Soul Altering Spell..

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