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    Default Hilariously realistic alternate wuxia scenes...

    Imagine classic wuxia scenes incongruously and humorously taking a sudden realistic turn.

    Here's my offering, from LUK SIU FUNG BOOK 3 (BEFORE AND AFTER THE DUEL)

    *Sai Mun Chui Sheut and Yip Goo Sing face off on the roof of the imperial palace.*

    SMCS (hand on pommel of sword): If you please.

    YGS: I cannot duel you now.

    SMCS: Why not?

    YGS: I think the food I had for dinner earlier tonight was spoiled. My stomach doesn't feel well, and I need to use the toilet.

    SMCS: Fine. I will meet you here again one week from tonight.

    *SMCS jumps away from the roof as YGS also floats away in search of the nearest toilet.*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken Cheng View Post
    Imagine classic wuxia scenes incongruously and humorously taking a sudden realistic turn.

    Here's my offering, from LUK SIU FUNG BOOK 3 (BEFORE AND AFTER THE DUEL)

    *Sai Mun Chui Sheut and Yip Goo Sing face off on the roof of the imperial palace.*

    SMCS (hand on pommel of sword): If you please.

    YGS: I cannot duel you now.

    SMCS: Why not?

    YGS: I think the food I had for dinner earlier tonight was spoiled. My stomach doesn't feel well, and I need to use the toilet.

    SMCS: Fine. I will meet you here again one week from tonight.

    *SMCS jumps away from the roof as YGS also floats away in search of the nearest toilet.*
    Or something along these lines, if Wei Zhiyun wasn't already with them on the roof...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOHNJHGcDQI

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