Thanks for the "nice" French Coffee ad in Singapore, Uchi. Good one!
That "heat plower" plot is too ... evil
Thanks for the "nice" French Coffee ad in Singapore, Uchi. Good one!
That "heat plower" plot is too ... evil
sorry, i'm a bit slow, let me make sure if i understand the CF plot.
whatsa HEAT PLOWER? is it like a big fan that emits heat?
so their ploy was to wheel the heater around after Oppa to intensify the climate so he has to strip?
and the 'important last minute' means when he is down to his speedo?
I think you had everything spelled out!Originally Posted by seungheoney
I had to read it twice too to understand the plot.
It is a pretty good laugh once you get it.
I don't know what everybody else think, but I think we have 2 very good comics writers in the house.
The subject of turning the stories into a comics book/clip/.... and send it to Oppa for amusement had been brought up by someone in this thread before (don't remember whom) and then now again by luckywhang.
From what I've read about, Oppa has very good sense of humor, he'll likely appreciate the jokes. His Singaporean fans from TSH.com copied yahoo's jokes (some of them are pretty wacky) and made them part of their monthly magazine sending to Oppa to cheer him up while in service.
But if we want to do that, I think cutting HL criticism out of the stories, and allow neutralism would probably serve better.
I don't know whom among us likes to participate on that. luckywhang already offerred her "artistic skills". Not sure what does that mean. Can you please elaborate, luckywhang? If it's photoshop/artworks/animation/flash/... skills, it's great. Even if we don't plan to do any comics book for Oppa, I'd still like to learn that skillset from you. Let's know. THANKS.
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Well, I'm an art major. Hmm, I do pretty much everything. Photoshop, animation, flash (little) art (i use every medium). I'm very versatile. Hmm, Maybe i'll do a sketch of it for everyone and post it when i'm done.Originally Posted by colette
Love Jesus! Love God! Love Life! Love Yourself!
Will love to see a sampling. Thanks.Originally Posted by luckyvhang
Uchi, thanks for the great new plot for Oppa to be shot in Singapore.
What a fabulous idea to have Oppa touting ice coffee in Singapore’s super hot smoldering weather! Since Oppa lost out for many money making opportunities being tied up in army for 2 whole years, he should endorse as many products as possible when he gets out to make maximum $$$.
Other products he could promote includes air conditioning units, electric fans, ice cream, swimwear and all other abbreviated items of clothing , and tour packages to the Arctic and Antarctica!
In order to help further Oppa’s career but save costs, Manager Lee requests that HL sends battalion of official fans consisting of many many ajummas to fly to Singapore to support and provide care for Oppa.
Hence, the presence of big clan of ajummas pushing the big 20,000watt super HEAT PLOWER!
Oppa, exhausted by the multiple product endorsement and hectic schedule, plus extreme heat from HEAT PLOWER, gets fed up with ajummas and issued a ban on their close vigilance. Ajummas have to stay at least 100 feet from Oppa at all times.
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Within 24 hours, fans from spcnet discussion thread arrive in hot humid Singapore!!
Oppa requests for assistance in following tasks:
1) Standing in close proximity to Oppa and fanning him at all times
2) Sweat mopping (can’t seem to take leave from this chore!)
3) Destroying heat plower owned by ajummas!!
4) Washing and maintenance of Speedos
5) Combing and styling Oppa’s hair (official stylist left to attend to BYJ)
All the product endorsement become very successful and Singapore went mad for air con, fans, ice cream, and booked endless trips to Antarctica!
In order to thank his entourage, Oppa offers Special Free SSH Tour to Korea!!! Yippee! Fans travel with Oppa in First Class to Korea!
OPPA SPECIALLY DESIGNED APPRECIATION TOUR FOR OTHER OVERSEAS FAN – Itinerary
Day 1
Visit to cattle farm site used in AIMH. Oppa offers special piggyback rides to all fans. Learn cry–on-demand skills from Oppa.
Free mug with caricature of Oppa for all fans!
Day 2
AM – Special breakfast as eaten by Oppa – rice, chicken soup, kimchi and rice cake followed by Wall Painting and Upside-Down Flower Arrangement skills at Muji Resort. Long haired fans get free hair tying by Oppa using Oppa’s own used handkerchief!
PM – Options:
Pendent searching or bare foot dancing in open field.
(Oppa request for safety shoes to protect his tender toes!!)
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Day 3
Practice running after garbage truck and retrieving garbage bag filled with ‘smelly’ Oppa’s photos, each one personally autographed. Fans have to wash the photos in big bathtub $this->handle_bbcode_img_match('http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_2_71.gif') and hang them out to dry.
Free faded/wet Oppa photos for all fans!
Day 4
AM - Dress up as 16 year olds and report to Korean high school to practice gang fight and throw insults.
PM – Practice wall jumping and landing on Oppa with big kiss planted on Oppa’s lips (Oppa requests for special armor to protect tender chest and biceps) – Oppa’s poor chest puffed up chest all squeezed and squashed by excited wall jumping fans!
Free zebra outfit for all fans. $this->handle_bbcode_img_match('http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_12_101.gif') Rabbits can also be purchased at special prize!
Day 5
Mountain climbing all day long. Oppa carries all fans who not strong enough to reach the top (apparently, upon learning of the itinerary, all fans immediately claimed to be in poor health and requested carrying!)
Day 6
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However ------------- To keep his devoted, loyal, young and pretty fans happy, Oppa requests service of sworn brothers - SJS, KSW, and LBH to bring fans out for shopping and sight seeing! Fans given free offers to have eyebrows trimmed by Oppa’s personal eyebrow stylist! Those with thining eyebrows can get free extensions or inplants
Day 7
Proceed to airport for first-class flight back to USA! Free callas and LV bags courtesy of kind Oppa.
Geez, this is getting too long. I’m zonked, I need to get some rest!
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or tour package to hwancheon camp in winter. national tourism promotion opportunity for Oppa's country.Originally Posted by maskofchina
all fans fly korean airline. more endorse $$$$ for Oppa. Oppa gets every opportunities to fill up pocket to pay for fan tour later.Originally Posted by maskofchina
or bring HEAT PLOWER to defrost hwancheon? Oppa cares for his freezing cold comrades. he's been there, done that. + opportunity for endless news articles on the benevolent Oppa. chance to shoot up his public image.Originally Posted by maskofchina
what does Oppa wear when speedos are under maintenance?Originally Posted by maskofchina
Oppa mugs sound great. of all Oppa memorable products sold in yesasia, there's yet any Oppa mug. another good business here for $$$$$Originally Posted by maskofchina
weeee. SS tour in a day. but fans request better foods than army camp breakfast. how about candle light dinner at fancy restaurant in muju? fans spoon Oppa and Oppa spoons fans, all very flirtily.Originally Posted by maskofchina
sport day? Oppa to serve as sweat mopper for fans after all that running?Originally Posted by maskofchina
if time permits, Oppa + fans retreat to hospital, eating yogurt and watching LBH tango in Bungee Jumping, then spend the night with Oppa with Oppa sleeping on the floor to save beds for fans. Oppa measures every fans' hands with his hand to buy coupling rings for fans the next day.Originally Posted by maskofchina
Oppa should invite sworn brothers in since day 5 to help w/ all these piggy back ridings.Originally Posted by maskofchina
shop at his favorite INTOIN?Originally Posted by maskofchina
bring BYJ, his new sworn brother in too. BYJ to offer free breakfast, lunch, dinner for fans at his chic Gorrilla restaurant.
Oppa should rest. I can feel for his tiredness! fans offer Oppa massage to thank him. such wonderful tour he offered!
all fans come home looking like Oppa: INTOIN stripee/floralee shirts + oppa eye brows.Originally Posted by maskofchina
Oppa did all that without a complaint and youre tired?Originally Posted by maskofchina
btw, why didn't you apply for Oppa's GM position?
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I've never watched "英雄本色" (Ying Xiong Ben Shai -- True Quality of Hero?) before, but apparently, it was a popular HK flick starring Zhu Ren Fa and Leslie Cheung.
Korean film maker plans on redo this MV and is conducting a poll for whom to cast the duo leads. The choices:
1) 감우성-정우성 (Gam Woo-seong & Jeong Woo-seong)
2) 권상우-원빈 (Kwon Sangwoo & Won Bin)
3) 송승헌-이준기 (Song Seung-heon & Lee Jun-kee)
4) 소지섭-박용우 (So Ji-seop & Ba Gyong-woo)
5) 이병헌-정지훈 ( 비 ) (Lee Byung-hun & Bi)
6) 장동건-조인성 (Jang Dong-gun & Jo In-seong)
7) 기타 (other)
If you want to participate in voting, go to:
http://kr.news.yahoo.com/service/new...t=200606061358
Look near the middle of page for the following question:
Q.홍콩영화‘영웅본색’리메이크판의 주인공 ( 주윤발-장국영 ) 에 가장 어울리는 배우는?
Oppa's choice is 3rd on the list.
Thanks, Uchi, for the news. I did my share, but Oppa is still 3rd in result.Originally Posted by uchikake
KSW-WB tops the list, followed by JDG-JIS currently.
I'm a little surprised that they pair Oppa w/ Lee Junkee for an action MV though. Oppa is okay, but don't you think Lee Junkee looks too soft to be a gangster or cop? Should pair Oppa with his sworn brother LBH or KSW, or better yet, Jang Donggun. JDG is good, I like his acting a lot too.
I've never watched this "英雄本色" MV from Zhu and Leslie either. Never heard of that title, in fact. I thought Zhu and Leslie only starred together in 2 MVs, "A Better Tomorrow" and "Once A Thief", both are very good gangster/action films. Wonder if this is one of these 2?
Anyone has any idea what this "英雄本色" MV is about?
dunno the MV storyline either. but did my voting share for Oppa anywayz.Originally Posted by colette
"英雄本色" English title is "A Better Tomorrow" and depicts mob violence in a romantically surreal fashion. Saw it many years ago when Leslie was still alive and happy man!Originally Posted by colette
"Not only did the movie make Woo and Chow international stars, it started a whole new genre of films which followed its unique style of romanticized violence. One of its most famous followers is Hollywood director Quentin Tarantino, whose portrayal of the mob (e.g. Pulp Fiction) bears the distinctive John Woo trademark.
Two friends lead a carefree, immoral life, until suddenly it all comes crashing down. The two friends then take different paths, but ultimately they find that they must come together to set things right again." (info taken from wikipedia)
Talking about this makes me sad, I am BIG Leslie Fan before SSH. The day he died, my friend called me from HK to inform me, I was so sad! Leslie was totally talented in everyway. Good actor, great singing, good looking, good director, fluent in many languages as well (just like Uchi), what a waste for such a fine artiste!
Why always remaking movies when much better to think up new ones. I don't like remakes, especially when original already made it into cult status, like this one. Maybe they cannot find good scriptwriters.... I know of where to get new talent!
Did my voting too! If Oppa doesn't get it, doesn't matter. Chances of remakes overtaking Original at box office does not happen often!
Well done, Cocolico. Teamwork is super! Oppa not only need one GM, he needs a team. How about we all going as a GM TEAM? Can provide more care and love for Oppa that way.Originally Posted by cocolico
Then we can help with Speedo mainatence, and fence off super high octane ajummas!
I love the recycling idea for big HEAT PLOWER, I should be thinking GREEN and not MEAN! Ok, no more destroying of things, will reuse and recycle all of Oppa's belongings! Ala Oppa's shirts!
Oppa is sweet, but he falls asleep a lot at work too. I am just like Oppa in that way, falling asleep while performing job!!
voted!Originally Posted by maskofchina
never watched this mv either. action + gangster + romance sounds good.
thanks, guys, for the news and mv synopsis.
who's Lee Junkee?
ya, why dont they pair him w/ one of his sworn brothers KSW, LBH, or SJS?
Leslie Cheung was love hurt with his partner and committed suicide by jumping a hotel right? so sad. he's such rare talent. love his singing.
does anyone know why Anita Mui died? Also committing suicide?
i only found out that these 2 died recently. so shocked.
dont remake? if storyline is good, it's okay to remake, i think. how many times LOCH and ROCH were remade already and i still enjoyed all versions.
it's good to make up new ones too. u and uchi are extremely good at it.
maybe u can design a brand new action + gangster + romance MV for us too?
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good story & team work, maskofchina and cocolico.Originally Posted by maskofchina
love that dreamed tour!
sweet little cocolico goes ... nasty? i'm telling your mom ...Originally Posted by cocolico
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Lee Junki is becoming very popular nowadays. He starrred in The King and The Clown and My Girl.
Talented and cute guy but looks like a girl sometimes.
Yay! He doesn't look like a girl. He looks scary in 1st pic!Originally Posted by colette
Also voted for Oppa.
Nice 7-day "memorial" tour with Oppa, Maskofchina.
No other club can beat your itinerary. It's a dream! Can it come true?
Scenes from 3men-3women. Romeo & Juliet? His wig is too unflattered .
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